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i have a question. how long is a piece of string.

Well, I am glad you asked this question,it has been annoying me(as I have the answer) for a long time now!

At the last measurement,the piece of string(because it is THE not A) was approx 3 light years.The measurements were taken by the famous Gnomes of Zurich.They do not do these mearuements lightly or often,because THE Piece of String has now reached Pluto,and is well on it's way back.As you will appreciate,the Gnomes have to walk The String like a tightrope,and so it is very dangerous.Indeed one of the Gnomes is believed to still be on Pluto,but as the last expedition has not returned yet(they have no radios etc) we can guarantee that.The Piece of String is self perpetuating,and every time someone asks your question it gets longer just to confuse them.The Piece of String is constructed of discarded Emails that would otherwise clutter up the ether!Be very careful how you refer to The Piece of String,it has a mind all it's own and does not like to be mocked!

:) good enough answer?

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Well, I am glad you asked this question,it has been annoying me(as I have the answer) for a long time now!

At the last measurement,the piece of string(because it is THE not A) was approx 3 light years.The measurements were taken by the famous Gnomes of Zurich.They do not do these mearuements lightly or often,because THE Piece of String has now reached Pluto,and is well on it's way back.As you will appreciate,the Gnomes have to walk The String like a tightrope,and so it is very dangerous.Indeed one of the Gnomes is believed to still be on Pluto,but as the last expedition has not returned yet(they have no radios etc) we can guarantee that.The Piece of String is self perpetuating,and every time someone asks your question it gets longer just to confuse them.The Piece of String is constructed of discarded Emails that would otherwise clutter up the ether!Be very careful how you refer to The Piece of String,it has a mind all it's own and does not like to be mocked!

good enough answer?

I suppose so :ermm:

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Well, I am glad you asked this question,it has been annoying me(as I have the answer) for a long time now!

At the last measurement,the piece of string(because it is THE not A) was approx 3 light years.The measurements were taken by the famous Gnomes of Zurich.They do not do these mearuements lightly or often,because THE Piece of String has now reached Pluto,and is well on it's way back.As you will appreciate,the Gnomes have to walk The String like a tightrope,and so it is very dangerous.Indeed one of the Gnomes is believed to still be on Pluto,but as the last expedition has not returned yet(they have no radios etc) we can guarantee that.The Piece of String is self perpetuating,and every time someone asks your question it gets longer just to confuse them.The Piece of String is constructed of discarded Emails that would otherwise clutter up the ether!Be very careful how you refer to The Piece of String,it has a mind all it's own and does not like to be mocked!

:) good enough answer?

hmm, on've them ones were by the time you get to the end, your too tired to laugh.....

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