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Best Blonde Joke Ever!


JT!

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i don't get it... yeah i do lol.

here a few more:-

*a blonde was walking along, when she looked up to see a bird flying overhead. suddenly, the bird drops a load when it is directly above her.

the blonde says,'good thing i had my mouth open or that would have hit me right in the face!'

*three blondes walk into aq forest and soon find a pair or tracks.

the first blonde says,'i think they're deer tracks.'

the second blonde says,'i think they're bear tracks.'

the third blonde says,'your both wrong...' and they get hit by a train.

*there was the blonde fisherman whose last wish was to be buried at sea, which was most unfortunate for his three friends, who died digging the grave...

*Q. how can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?

A. her tampon is in her ear and she can't find her pen!

*Q.why did the blonde have lipstick on her steering wheel?

A.she was trying to blow the horn!

I'm here all week folks

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