Where Is Your Seat?

[Towler]

I love it when they also ask how much did that bike cost, I normally reply with "Awww I just stole it... alot cheaper"

[Dan6061]

In Oxford, this guy across the road asked me that, I said

' I was £10 short, so they didn't give me one '

him:

[Adrian]

this topic is always the best i think i get more glares from people although u tend to get a few 8 yr olds asking if u've lost ur seat

[am4zin]

Since a lot of people don't know what trials is you'd have to give them a small lecture as to why you don't have a seat - that's what I found anyway. Now I just reply with 'it fell off'

[Dougster]

I ate it is usually a good one but next time someone asks im going to say my ma uses it as a dildo.

[planet-x-boy]

"S**t wheres that gone???" **looking around my bike for my seat** "ahh s**t i'll have to go look for it" and hen just ride off gets them thinking

rickyb

HAHA that is awsome

[bite me]

i either get the wheres your seat or some OH MY GOD hes got a disk break on a BMX thats annoying comparing my bike to a bmx or hahhahahah hes riding a koxx wich can sound comedy at times with accents but its gettin old, bit its broken now so wont get that anymore lol

[chisholm]

just say it gets the ladies havin no seat

cheers

chiz

[mike]

Or the funny guy that says "Hey mate you lost your seat", it was funny to start with but now it gets on me wick.

It was never funny, not even when a funny person like Jimmy Carr, Bill Bayley, or Peter Kay says it!

and i think the only time some of the answers people say would only fool a blonde person, or like mensioned previously a Chav

Mike!!!

[Mat Smith!]

Where's yours?

Mat

[fat-jake]

ye, i have tried giving the scalleys/chavs/neds a lecter and they just looked at me gone out and then called me a geek, so personally i think, they deserve the sarcasm...

FAT JAKE

[LukeDraisey! :)]

"S**t wheres that gone???" **looking around my bike for my seat** "ahh s**t i'll have to go look for it" and hen just ride off gets them thinking

rickyb

OOOOO...... like that one!

[T_PRO]

If people say to me "you have'nt got a seat", i say to them "tell me something i don't know"

[wilky_mod_legend2]

well, as its normally chavs that say it, i say.

SOME FCUKING CHAV, CHAVED IT grrrrrrr f**king hate chavs.

then ride off, pretty quickly.

But if its old people, i show them respect and say "na mate dont need 1, just gets in the way"

WILKY

[Barbara Logan-Price]

when i had my t pro this woman came up to me and goes wheres your seat gone i said it got robbed she said have you reported it to the police i said no she said well i would if i was you its serious buisness theft

[thesoupdragon182]

just tell them that they were out off stock and your waiting 4 there call to tell you they have had another delivery of seats

[Simpson]

Depends on the context of the comment if its a genuine intreset question i may spend my precious time and actully tell them if its them going "Some One Robbed your Saddle Hahahah" genrally say give me some money and ill buy one or just sprint up to them well fast make a huge squeel then narrowly dogde them turn round and go why do you pants smell like poo? LMA0 lol

[ned1]

i once told a scallie that some gypsies nicked it. he also believed that if ur bike had red parts on it u are dangerous and that my m8 works 4 ferrari cos he had red bits on his bike!

[Alan]

why do you pants smell like poo? LMA0 lol

HA HA, My mum took it away because i was naughty!

[Josh!!]

"S**t wheres that gone???" **looking around my bike for my seat** "ahh s**t i'll have to go look for it" and hen just ride off gets them thinking

rickyb

thats a really good 1 i mite use tha

[scott-mad]

i have a very small seat so just say it shrunk in the wash. or act surprised or start acting like a crazy bitch and scare the little scallies!

[Smo™]

If someone's geniunely interested I'll them but if it's a dipshit remark like 'Did you know someone stole your seat?' or 'Haha! Your bike has no seat!' etc. then it's usually something along the lines of the following;

'Holy shit! Those polish f**ks (I have a KOT) screwed me! God damnit I'd never realised, how could I not notice? I've had this bike for months! Hey [insert friend's name here], did you know those polish bastards ripped me off? Check this shit out, there's no seat man! What the shit am I supposed to do if my legs get tired? This is rediculous!'

'Yeah man that's pretty f**ked up, I hadn't realised either! That's bullshit! Can't you sue for something like that? It's like selling a remote control with no f**king buttons.'

'f**k a duck! They did it to you too! French assholes pulled the same trick on you and they've done it before as well. I'm gonna go see what my mum says about this, we'll sue those bitches for everything they've got! I am sick of this shit.'

'Let's do it man. Mother f**kers.'

Preceeded by the entire group staring at the person who thought he/she was funny until they get the point. You get the idea - we basically act like assholes if the initial remark we get was blurted by some asshole of similar rage inducing idiocy.

[Ollie Histon]

Chav : Why do you have no seat?

Me : Why are your trackies tucked in your socks?

[BobbyD]

ahh hello mr duncan

youve gotta love that saying though, the past few weeks we`ve been cycling its been said umpteen times

[granty]

Chav : Why do you have no seat?

Me : Why are your trackies tucked in your socks?

haha thats a good one lol i hate chavs mine usually comes out something like "why have you got no trousers on and they look down to check and then you ride off"