downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted January 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 If she likes surprises, break her thumbs with a hammer, that's what i'm getting my gf for her birthday cos the fanny forgot to get me a crimbo pressie.Thats what she wants you to think... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Well i say forgot, she went to the shops and couldn't think of anything to buy Talk about a shit girlfriend, she didn't even thank me for any of the stuff i got her. Dunno why i'm with her to be honest, she's only good for one thing atm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 would that be cleaning dishes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 would that be cleaning dishes?Either that or smoking the pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 i got my gf a big red sugar dummy do it! They can get put to good use! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQuiT-man Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 I totally agree with nadine!!! 'wich girl shouldnt be happy for a chris king????? //SussMy names Chris King.Personally, Ive found what works best is to give ur gf a good hard slap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 I would have to say, the best present i would be able to get louise, would have to be, a starSoooooooooo EMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted January 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Soooooooooo EMO. lmao i know Dunno why i'm with her to be honest, she's only good for one thing atm.Isnt that not good enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Isnt that not good enough? Need more than that - in fact thats bollocks lol - true romantic mecant member what i got my X - urm - she did do me this scrap book of extracts of her diary for valentines day was so cute was like - "i think i like michael dee dar dee dar" "he asked me out" all illistrated with emo i promised her i wouldnt throw it away so i kept it - but like fully illustrated with pictures , bus ticket from dates , lil things about the rare tymes we went out (including a clown card) made me want to f**k her even more too b honest though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 My names Chris King.Personally, Ive found what works best is to give ur gf a good hard slap.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAis it wrong to find that funny?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducko Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 seing how your both so emo...write a big ass poem about how she means everything to you etc etc , but write it in your own blood(adds feeling) then give her a raging in the bedroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Isnt that not good enough? Yeah, exactly, deffo not good enough, that's why i'm gonna break up with her...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinky Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 I totally agree with nadine!!! 'wich girl shouldnt be happy for a chris king????? //SussIl buy you two if you sit on my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Il buy you two if you sit on my face Hahahahaha smooth. Real smooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Il buy you two if you sit on my face im pretty sure that they give you them, then they sit on your face, that how i think i works anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Il buy you two if you sit on my face oh my god! there is children on here you know Suss youv got every guy going......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Slip her some rohypnol, then get her tatooed as a sign of your love for her.Forehead for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 And saying 'gie her multiple orgasms threw oral sex' aint gonna offend the kiddies Just buy her something nice, like a dvd you know shell like...Then take her to dinner in the evening etc...No maccies drive threw either...cheap bath turds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 And saying 'gie her multiple orgasms threw oral sex' aint gonna offend the kiddies Just buy her something nice, like a dvd you know shell like...Then take her to dinner in the evening etc...No maccies drive threw either...cheap bath turds It'll intrigue the kiddies and aid them in their vital 'life learning'. Plus in ~20 years time their wives will thank me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Hahaha Keep up the goood work then Sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted January 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Forehead for the win.Dick Why is being ill soooo f**king shit?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Thomson Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Dick Why is being ill soooo f**king shit?!? Shut up! Christ...When was the last time you saw her? A couple days ago? A week tops??I only get to see my missus for a week or so every three months so shut the hell up and deal with it..ArrrghhhhRant over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 Rohypnol - wait for it to kick in, flip her over and do her up the fart hole.You'll both probably love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanie-b Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 'Lash her some royhpnol, Do whatever it is you feel your missing out on , Then shave her head so it's completely hair-free and tatoo 'I AM A NUTTER' On to her newly shaved shiny head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai the Socket Posted January 19, 2006 Report Share Posted January 19, 2006 like it I got my gf an orgasmatron for Xmas..... it works put it that wayYeah just get something soft + cute. They're suckers for that sort of stuffCan't you get it up? Slip her some rohypnol, then get her tatooed as a sign of your love for her.Forehead for the win.Haha. I laughed out loud then. That's a rare idea. I'm gonna do it to my mate Or siders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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