downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Hi people,Im in a really soppy mood tonight, as im EMO with my GF as she is really ILL and so am i, so we cant see each other So we really EMO on msn Was just thinking of really cool (if possible) things that you would get your GF?I would have to say, the best present i would be able to get louise, would have to be, a starI know its impossible, but imagine it Whats all your thoughts?P.S, i dont care if you take the piss outa me for this post, i dont give 2 shits what you lot think.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impacted. Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Well you can't get her a star as such, but for 25 quid you can name one after her, I bet she'd love that.Name a star page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Give her multiple orgasms through oral sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSuave Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 take her to centre parcs and u can go riding in the woods all day while she does girlie things like horse riding n beauty therapy rubbish, then you can absolutely wreck her in the on-suite jacuzzi safe in the knowledge no one can hear you. everyones a winner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 id go for the multiple orgasms as said...or a 10" cock...anything sexual will do.Infact.. best present you could get her.. especially a teenage girl.. is to get her up the duff. The suprise on their face is a true kodak moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 ^^^ that is pure brilliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted January 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 is to get her up the duffBeen there done that, you stuck in the stone age mate! lmaoIt was f**king scary like I want to get a REALLY good present, like a star, but its impossible!Maybe some ice in the shape of a star? like on X-men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Stuff getting star, get her a Planet That's where it's at! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pekr! Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 well when iv always been in hospital i like to have stuff like ,chocy,stuff to read,dvds or somthing along those lines im sure she would like stuff like that . hope this helpedcheers stefan perks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Flowers did the trick for me, but thats cos i was in a soppy mood tooTry a puppy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 buy her a chris king.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 a huge tattoo on you of something that she represents to you.You'd have to be f**king nuts to get it though, women aren't worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 I was in maplin the other day and the dude behind the counter showed me this heart shape sponge the vibrated.Shame women spend enough time in the bath already youd never get to go for a whizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tank_rider Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Give her multiple orgasms through oral sex.you sir, need to get some learning done On a more serious note, i've found that a really well thought out evening where you cook, and sort out things to do, romantic setup, including the bedroom is always a winner. Obviously some nice underwear as a gift always helps things along, then just make everything about her in the bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haydon_peter Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 Try a puppy?You could buy her a 'rabbit instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted January 17, 2006 Report Share Posted January 17, 2006 That star thing is all bollocks by the way, the people who you buy them from don't have the ability to name stars at all, only the International Astronomy Council can do it or something, and they would never do something like that.I'll sell you a star if you want? £10? Less than half the price of the others, it won't be any different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roozor Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ask her what makes her happy and what she would like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty_susanne Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 buy her a chris king.... I totally agree with nadine!!! 'wich girl shouldnt be happy for a chris king????? //Suss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Bleech Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 Ask her what makes her happy and what she would like? you have a lot to learn my son...your not meant to ask her, your meant to know!!!!if she is ill dude i wouldn't go for the full romantic meal and setting the mood for some good loving, because she probs won't feel like it or appreiate it, wait till she is better for that Go for a present that she will apreiate when she is ill and can't be arsed doing owt - book by her fav author (if she is into that) or maybe a dvd, you know something she can enjoy while being ill and some nice flowers (roses are good) and a card (handmade is better )mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted January 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 I wasnt asking what u could buy her BTW lol.I was seeing what cool things that you could get your GF, anything, in the whole universe...I dont think she would appriciate a chris king lmao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Bleech Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 I wasnt asking what u could buy her BTW lol.I was seeing what cool things that you could get your GF, anything, in the whole universe...I dont think she would appriciate a chris king lmao! oh right...a guinea pig, advanced preview of season 5 of 24 and a trip to barcelona - that would set me up with her for life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 You could buy her a 'rabbit instead like it I got my gf an orgasmatron for Xmas..... it works put it that wayYeah just get something soft + cute. They're suckers for that sort of stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roozor Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 I know what my mrs wants, but maybe he doesn't!why else is he asking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted January 18, 2006 Report Share Posted January 18, 2006 If she likes surprises, break her thumbs with a hammer, that's what i'm getting my gf for her birthday cos the fanny forgot to get me a crimbo pressie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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