ogre Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 I was thinking on how i could save wieght when i'm biking without changing my bike so far i have come up with:1. Haveing a big shit that feels like childbirth. Or a colonic irrigation...2. Shaveing (legs, arms, head, pubes etc).3. Having a piss.4. Not wearing socks (although the mini ones could be used)5. Pants as aposed to boxers (or commando...)6. Having a few wanks (apparently your man milk is quite dence and heavy)7. Picking your nose, or you cold blow it...Please help me add to my list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nafan Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 All very amusing but would probably only save about 10 gramms altogether, if that... Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 erm remove any unnecessary organs, i.e a kidney or a lung Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted January 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Yuo ever thought about how much a big turd weighed? (there realy dense, don't ask how i know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 cut your finger/toe nailswear no clothes at alldamn it is harder than i thought it would bezoo x x x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Drill holes in your body to save weight, like they do on rims etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted January 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 You could get your teeth taken out (alot of you do it riding anyway) or just take out your dentures... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 sell blood, and you get money for train fares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impacted. Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Cotton bud your ears.Don't eat anything for a day beforehand.Wear shorts.Yeah lol this is hard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 remove your spleene!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted January 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 you can be more creative, how about your bone marrow, that stuffs worth LOADS so you could afford chris kings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr ailsbury Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 have your arsecheeks amputated they aren't really vitalerrrrr freeze sperm then have your balls cut off....circumscision to get rid of unwanted foreskin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsy Ben Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Adding to the list:cut your shoelaces inhalf and just do your shoes up really tight wear a vest instead of a T, or cut the sleves of your Tdont take your wallet out, just take your bank card... if you dont have one get one !dont take your phone out with you, just use pay-phones when neededtake your viser of your helmethave a haircutchop of unesaccary pockets from your jeans, or wear shortsget rid of muscle where not needed, muscle weighs more than fatremove or sell your nipples sell a lung, kidney or half an intestine funny topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr ailsbury Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 0800 - reverse, all you need to remember is a number in your head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe' Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Helium in tyres......very high pressure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the judge Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 lay off the pies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic Balls Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 circumcision seconded adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonPace Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 don't put waste of time topics and go to the gym?!thats just one good idea I came up with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) wear no clothes at allDrill holes in your body to save weight, like they do on rims etcUrgh, a naked trials rider with a drilled rim, not a nice thought... Edited January 14, 2006 by adamtrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 i think all this would save about 1 kg weigh yourself after having a poo, a piss and not eating anything for say 10 hours, and then weigh yourself after eating a few meals. i weigh between 65-67kg depending on the time of day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 Just to be picky, you're not really saving any weight at all. Its like saying if I have a piss it won't take as much effort to lift my bag I'd say the same as jon and go to the gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducko Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 take a dump before you ride saves weight and is more comfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 cut your nob off and you may save a gram (Y)drill your rim, although you'd have to wear a nappy haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQuiT-man Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 I actually always try to have a shit and a piss before i go trialsing, puts me in a better trials mental attitude, as if thinking everything is lighter than normal (even though it isnt by much.But by not drinking or eating for a day, you can actually loose a stack of weight. In a day and a half of not eating drinking, and taking a shitand piss AFTER i origionally weighed myself, I lost a stone in 36 hours once Thats gotta add another few inches to those sidehops, other than for the fact you are malnourished and dehydrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burton Posted January 14, 2006 Report Share Posted January 14, 2006 You only need your big toe Cut the rest off.Wear velcro shoes.Wear lycra.Drill your lid.Loose a lung, kidney, testicles, part of your ears.Also do enough crack to corrode the middle of your nose(Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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