fruitbat Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 (edited) This has probably been done before and i apologise if it has but go for it. Post your best chat up line.Best one i heard in a while, not really as a chat up line but an ice breaker and for a comical laff, normally works better with bigger lads - ' i may only have a 6inch c**k but i got 15 stone(or however heavy) here to ram it in with'There is of course Waynes/Bucks great line of 'Nice shoes, fancy a f**k'garunteed(sp?) to get a funny look and an instant turn down! Edited December 20, 2005 by fruitbat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Hi how are you is the best ive used.oh riding in bristol i used your hot that worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 "Nice legs, what time do they open?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxrider Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 "Give me a kiss or I will piss in you handbag" Should get most chavets . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 "Give me a kiss or I will piss in you handbag" Should get most chavets . Hey! I was going to post that one!Here's one :" Nice tit's, what's your name?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 (edited) Edit: ok thats kinda buckys...do you believe in love at first site, or shall i walk past again? Edited December 20, 2005 by PaRtZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 man: did it hurt?woman: pardon?man: when you fell from heaven, did it hurt?man: did you just touch my arse?woman: noman: damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomN Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Hi, I don't seem to remember to 'cum' across your face before.Hi fancy pizza and bum sex? No? Don't like pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott-mad Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 i wish you were a door so i could bang you against the wall all day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 The best one was we were so out of our faces outside the rugby club and we found the stumble technique i pushed him and he would fall into the girl like oh my gosh im so sorry, hope i didnt hurt you, hey im brad how you doing, worked a treat trust lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 You walk up 2 a girl yeah And you're all like, "hey baby" "I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock" And she's like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoot Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I tell you what would look good on you.... Me! I want you body! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 You got a phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomN Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I'll be coming down your chimney tonight! HO HO HO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spode@thinkbikes Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 I was in a club with my mate Darren and he bet me a drink I couldn't pull in the next 5 minutes. So I turned round to the nearest fit girl I could find and said "Do you like my hair cut?" and then she tried to eat my face I had a Mo-Hawk at the time For two days only Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 "Don't scream, I've got a knife" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the666ers Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 I tend to drag them to the back alley of the sex club, and just say - "Calm down, dont make me turn this rape into a murder"Works every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_P Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 "Nice legs, what time do they open?" Don't know if you can tell but sidehops hardly a "stud" I tell you what would look good on you.... Me! Brian Adams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 walk upo a girls and say"hi, i lost my number, can i borrow yours"failing that, walk upto and whip it out"nice top, would look great on my floor"gaz.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Dale Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 You got a phone?Say that nowa days and they will think you're going to mug them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 heya sweetcheeks, welcome to airstud destination: pleasurebound to work lolBen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 im looking forward to seeing your fanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Want some meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrEvil270183 Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 scary one here...."hi, do you like chocolate?""yes.""well drop your snickers and i'll give you a boost.."if that ever worked id be amazed lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 "If i gave you 30quid would you suck me off?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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