DeeZee Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 So, like the topic says. I was riding in New Brighton - Wirral. Just a small warm up, and I ended up with the biggest dog poo in my rear tyre. By the time I started squeeling like a girl, the poo has lodged itself between the stays and the wheel, then dragged up onto the Magura's and the brake booster.I had to take my wheel off, and using a wide array of sticks and a towel I found (please don't ask) it took twenty mins to wipe off.... I gagged alot. There was like, 5 kgs of this on my frame.But its not the first time poo has got on my bike. People have a go at me lots for "Wrecking the place" but i'm sure Dog Poo ruins a park for everyone, whether your riding or not. Does anyone else really go mad, when the see dog owners letting thier dogs crap in the parks we ride in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 well I hate dogs, one main reason is because of their shit! Bloody stupid owners should clean it up, if they dont want to then they shouldnt have gotten a bloody dog!cats are the best, how many times have you ridden through cat shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MesaMan Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Dog shit pisses me off so much it makes me want to shove a firework up their owners ass!f**king disgusting it is. Can't blame the bloody poor dog but the tossers who let their dogs crap wherever should be shot. They're the first to moan at me for wrecking a PUBLIC bench (yea right rubber low psi tyres do that - maybe it's your fat pie eating whore arse that wrecks it).There's my two sense. New Brighton is bad.....very bad. (but has worse)Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 well I hate dogs, one main reason is because of their shit! Bloody stupid owners should clean it up, if they dont want to then they shouldnt have gotten a bloody dog!cats are the best, how many times have you ridden through cat shit? i aint rode over alot of cat shit. but im sure if ran over a few cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 cat shit smells even worse than dogs shit and yea it bloody pisses me right of when i go through any type of shit on my bike cause you have to clean it off or else it goes all over you aswell bloody dog shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeZee Posted December 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Cat poo??? are you mad Where do you ride, in garden borders? Nope, honestly say, never ridden in cat poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigman Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Dog S*it, HA, thats nothing, i have ridden into my yard before, and gone through a masooooove pile of horse s*it, same goes for cow dung, tis all horrible stuff to get on youe bike.Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MesaMan Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 I've ridden over human poo.....went to hop over DeeZee and he shat himself, on the 180o pivot I accidentally went trough the pile he left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Running over road kill isn't nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MesaMan Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Also.....don't tell him, but that was MY poo he rode over, I was dying for a turd and the grass just looked so....NICE.And it was cool and slightly damp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeZee Posted December 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 I once watched Lee from MerseyTrials once slam his front wheel into a Rats corpse.... We were laughing about how dead it was (very dead) he went to pop his wheel over it, misjudged it and squished its rotten head. Brains and goo went everywhere, and I swear he got some on him.I nearly wretched from 10ft away, it was proper horrid. New Brighton seems to attract either Rat or Pigeon corpses... like zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramps Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 the nastiest thing i have riden through is a dead pigeon, it was split wide open and i ended up with blood and guts on me and me bike, it stank a lot worse than shite of any form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MesaMan Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 DeeZee and I have to ride home in a car with all that stinky carp. I remember that rat, weird as it was perfectly preserved just no fur (even had eyes in tact).Burghhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 (edited) When you live by the sea, being shat on by a seagul is much more of a thret than dog turds.At leaset dog shit has 0 velocity. Edited December 18, 2005 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up'n'away Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 When you live by the sea, being shat on by a seagul is much more of a thret than dog turds.At leaset dog shit has 0 velocity.Lmao , last week i got sha* on by a seagul, then 2 days later rode in dog sh** but the worst thing is, it doesnt just go on your tyre it goes all on the brakes ect Then Just to top it off , when i jet sprayed it off it went on my shoes and trousers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials cred Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 I hate dogs soooo much .Not only their sh*t but I got bitten by one about a year ago and i got chased by one on the way to school today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watto Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 (edited) gutted matt oh well i f**kin hate sh!t its horrble once my m8 rode thorugh some went all on his bike miniseat and everything and he forgot and sat down he was wearing white joggers aswell Edited December 19, 2005 by watto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Dog shits prety annoying, there was a huge (realy huge) piece and it had frozen so i started jumping over it and then i landed on it, and it rolled and i ended up on my ass but at least i didnt get shit on me/my bike but cat shit does smell worse, i was mowing the lawn and cut up a cat turd, it was so rank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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