the_soon_to_be Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 if you need protection on the first date, walk away or that SLAG will probely charge you gaz...and if you do go with her first date, then she will prob leave you with afew parting gifts, like CRABS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted December 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 cheers for the advice, im about to go and play some pool with a mate, then im coming back here before meeting her hope she is nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the666ers Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Rub your knees and stutter lots. Say anything with no regard for womens rights and if you feel it coming then chuck in her face and apologize, then clumsily try and clean it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Rub your knees and stutter lots. Say anything with no regard for womens rights and if you feel it coming then chuck in her face and apologize, then clumsily try and clean it off.wow, you must have a lady every day of the week, way with them aygaz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexx Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 haha, I bet shes a fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie456_the2nd Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 This topics great lol.Make sure you get a pic! Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 oh and on the way to the pub, make sure you go to the shop and get a paper bag, just incase, cut the hole out yourself gaz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 ever seen there's something about mary?????have a wank BEFORE you go and you'll be reet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Yes and yes.I highly doubt you would get into a situation requiring 'protection' on a first date, but if it does end up in that situation and you dont have any supplies you will be kicking yourself forever If it does end up like that DEFFINETLY wear a condom cos shes most probly got aids as shes a whore who f**ks randomers on the 1st date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted December 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 right, those last few postst wer a bit randomz. i've just been down pub and had a pint and a few games of pool, i also found out that my mate shaved his monobrow in the middle, so now he has 2 eyebrows, madness!i will post up tommorow about how it went...ta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamHolmes Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 i will post up tommorow about how it went...taAnd pics of the girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 And pics of the girl naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted December 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 nakedhaha, i'll try my best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 What so you havent even seen a picture of her?how are you gonna know who she is when you get there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 What so you havent even seen a picture of her?how are you gonna know who she is when you get there just pick the fittest girl there gaz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenn24 Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 haha yeh good point how will you know who she is?hrmm..don't worry shes going to be just as nervous, unless she's seen you and thinks your abit of alrightthough i'm guessing your with her now so this doesn't helphehejennxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Bets now, at 10:00 will they be,TalkingDrinkingShaggingor something else It must be going well cos hes not on msn yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamHolmes Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Bets now, at 10:00 will they be,TalkingDrinkingShaggingor something else It must be going well cos hes not on msn yet Playing dominos in the pub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 Whilst trying to let a few sneaky farts out into the barstool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby Posted December 10, 2005 Report Share Posted December 10, 2005 oooooooooooooooooh, this is exciting i want to know whats going on!!!!!anyone got wills number? TEXT HIM!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Girls are twats, Girls have twats.How many times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 oooooooooooooooooh, this is exciting i want to know whats going on!!!!!anyone got wills number? TEXT HIM!!!!!ill text him now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 ill text him now Give us his number and we can all text hime, it'll be funny, and make him look super popular! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 no reply yet some thing must be going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 (edited) post the number al alex mc hammer time(www.north-wales-biketrials.tk) <my site says:07951012216 Edited December 11, 2005 by mat hudson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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