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Pretty f**kin funny! Find the best ones and post them. There are hundreds...

This is my personal favourite

Kite Game, The

Letter K

Kite Game, The (noun)

You get a loads of mates together who are up for a laugh, find a ginger girl, everyone has to f**k her without a condom, nine months later when she's given birth you have a DNA test and the father of the baby wins a kite.

:lol: :lol:

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Queen Vic Missile (noun)

When a man is recivieving oral sex, he pulls out before he ejaculates, and then finishes off inside the womans nose. The woman then snorts the semen up her nose, and into her mouth, then straight away, she spits it into the males face. The female then gets up and walks off. Commonly used in England.

:lol:

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Pie In The Face

Posted by: mrfxck on Wednesday, November 09, 2005 - 04:05 PM

Letter P Pie In The Face (noun)

While performing anal sex right before you cum you pull out until just the tip of your penis is touching the bunghole and have your partner shit so it wraps around covering your dick like a shit condom as you cum at the same time filling it up. When finished you scrape off your dick with your hand reach around and slap your partner in the face with your freshly made shit pie.

Polish Abortion

Posted by: Anonymous on Tuesday, February 22, 2005 - 02:07 AM

Letter P Polish Abortion (noun)

A slang term for after ejaculating into a condom, you take it off, tie it in a knot, and throw it against the wall. Then shout, "that little b*****d won't get out now."

Xenophile

Posted by: Anonymous on Wednesday, March 23, 2005 - 11:10 PM

Letter X Xenophile

The obsession of having intercourse with an 'alien' or other worldly species.

>_< :huh: ^_^

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you zubra!!

Zubra (noun)

An arabic slang term for a penis.

he he

Zulu Hammer (noun)

A step brother of the catapult, this is where a interracial gangbang of 4 or more black men have sex with a white woman. Upon ejaculation, the guys, one at a time hit the woman in the face with their penises, thus, the zulu hammer.

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Oyster (noun)

A derivation of the tea bag which is accomplished by numbing one's testicles with ice and then inserting them in a chicks mouth and letting the tramp munch on them.

uuuurrgghhhhhh!!!!! >_< that must hurt !

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Hindenberg, The (noun)

When you have sex with a very large woman on the 3rd floor or higher, wait until she falls asleep, set her on fire, and throw her out the window.

Raspberry Ripple (noun)

After oral sex, the male cums in the female's face and then punches her in the nose; the mix of blood and seamen being similar in appereance to that of raspberry ripple.

Red Light, Green Light (noun)

Pull up to a red light next to an attractive young female. Begin furiously masturbating and try to cum before the light turns green, and show it to her for proof.

lmfao!!!!oneoneone!

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Wolfbagging.

1. Tie a little bit of bacon (streaky is best) to the end of a piece of string (a least 2 feet long)

2. Have your partner swallow the bacon (while you maintain a good grip on the other end of the string)

3. Shag your partner up the arse

4. When the vinegar stroke is nigh, pull firmly on the string. This will cause your partner to vomit, which in turn will cause his anus and rectum to tighten giving you a lovely squeeze at just the right moment

5. Apologise to your partner and clean the mess up.

It probably works on girls if you can find one dirty enough (if you do - pm me with her phone number, I know some other games)

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the flaming dragon

get a girl on her knees infront of you sucking you off, just as your about to cum smack her hard on the back of the head, this will force a coughing reaction but she's got your cock in her mouth and your shooting cum down her, where does it go? straight out her nose...

donkey punch

whilst shagging a girl or getting sucked off, wait until the vinegar stroke is about to happen and punch her hard in the back of the head knocking her out, cum, get up and walk away or go to sleep safe in the knowledge she isn't about to whinge at you for going to sleep or shagging her and f**king off...

rule if your ever shagging a girl in my flat/house, as you slide into her you have to shout 'yeah hah donkey', if you get her to do this aswell you get extra points...

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