theone2be Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 I know this isnt trials related but i think it'll be a good dicussion of the foum. Today at school we were having a conversation about what our perfect world would be. Well the girls came out with everything being pink and fluffy in the world (the other halfs idea idea). And most of the boys said in their perfect world there would be no school (fair enough), but then it came to me. After a long think of about 2 seconds i said that in my perfect world there would be walls, ledges and gaps as far as the eye could see. There would be no authorities coming to "move us on" and all pedestrians would stop and say "what a good hobby you have there, at least your not like all these kids vandalising everything" instead of the usual "i dont think you should be doing that" and the usual tutting as they walk past. And in my perfect world nothing, and i mean nothing, was ever wrong with my bike. Please share your ideas of your perfect world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Bikes are very very fun and very good, however women who dont moan appriciate football and sport who have meals on the table who all want sex all of the time and are faithfull and will keep there body in fine shape for your every movement - BETTER somehow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurston Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 and what did your mates say to that then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshonza Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 Bikes are very very fun and very good, however women who dont moan appriciate football and sport who have meals on the table who all want sex all of the time and are faithfull and will keep there body in fine shape for your every movement - BETTER somehow lol thats about mine said :closedeyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lankyri Posted November 30, 2005 Report Share Posted November 30, 2005 perfect would be for me no people hanging around my ridin spots (chavs) people appreciating trials more ridin spots near me more riders instant food free travel ie trains, driving lessons and no nonsonse like president bush and war and crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 My perfect world = me one of the worlds best riders. Not a chav in sight unless they are used as slaves. :- :P better and i meen minted riding spots by me. ;) my bike to never brake or if it did have a spare 3 lol. :P no war or things to do with blair (hes a nobba) :) for me to drive and own the 2 fast 2 furious nissan skyline. :) rich so i can build lots of trials parks. B) and foe me to get my gf back :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurston Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 My perfect world = me one of the worlds best riders. Not a chav in sight unless they are used as slaves. :- :P better and i meen minted riding spots by me. ;) my bike to never brake or if it did have a spare 3 lol. :P no war or things to do with blair (hes a nobba) :) for me to drive and own the 2 fast 2 furious nissan skyline. :) rich so i can build lots of trials parks. B) and foe me to get my gf back :( i agree except on the gf bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanie-b Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 My perfect world = No dickheads at train stations who say "Can you get off your bike please" When you just have your friggin' leg over it and your not even touching the bloody pedals!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llandudno_trialsboy Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 ye i agree, we where waiting for the train as my mate was going home and we were talking and sitting on the bikes and they told us to get off. These train station people are very bored lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyb Posted December 1, 2005 Report Share Posted December 1, 2005 ye i agree, we where waiting for the train as my mate was going home and we were talking and sitting on the bikes and they told us to get off. These train station people are very bored lol. Wouldn't you be though? lol The perfect world hummmm, that would include no chavs, no old people that mone all the other oldies are fine with me,only fit girls :) ,more good places to ride, trials parks on un-wanted land and most valuble . . . . . . .beautifull weather all the time (Y) o yeah and no suicide bombers or extreamists or blair (Y) rickyb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 i agree except on the gf bit lol/ i love my gf well was gf lol (Y) (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porkster Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 sorry if this sounds stupid, but i am an americanite (Y) can someone tell me what a chav is? and why you cant have your leg over your bike at the train station? (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 I want there to be NO trouble or war or violence or dick heads lol I want there to be Lots of walls and amazing riding spots, lots of riders in carlisle :ermm: , lots of AMAZINGLY FIT WOMEN!!! :ermm: :lol: :P I want all women to want sex all the time, and for me to have the energy to please, and that there wasnt ANY STD's or anything of the sort! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trials_joe Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 My perfect world Less chavs,I would say none but then it will get boring. Lot's of Beautiful ladies walking around and 24/7 horny :- No annoying people telling you to stop riding :ermm: ! Lots more riding spots. No age restrictions on anything :lol: Cigarettes to be Banned!(Smoking is stupid) Free riding bits to anyone that hands in there old broken bits :P And to my biggest changes : Leg room in cinemas and Aeroplanes! :ermm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 my lifes going really smoothly at the moment so I don't want to change a thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanie-b Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 Train station workers have far too much time on their hands, hence the 30K a year salary, just for asking silly shit like "Mind the doors please", and "get off your bike please", One of them once even threatened to take my bike for pushing it down the steps, rather than taking it in the lift, i said "I'm reducing congestion on the lift for people who need it more than me, you should be happy" He just gave me a weird look :ermm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted December 2, 2005 Report Share Posted December 2, 2005 To our american friend, search chav on the topic, should give you a good idea, or try www.chavscum.co.uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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