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If you had 6 different colours pencils, but one of them had a curse, what would you do and why?

Black because I like that color. or colour.

Do you find the way English people spell to be really annoying? Colour for instance...........

No, not really.

Would you switch lives with a 23 year old Belfast man? I need a change of scenery for a while. :D

Maybe, good drinks around there?

ive already asked that :P

Dont you hate people who dont read topics and just post shite :closedeyes: ?:P

Nah its ok. Humans make mistakes.

Letterman, Leno or Conan O'Brien ?

Clearly Conan ? Oh come on!

Conan obrien...but when he had andy on it was a great show, now its getting cheezy and he just recycles all the time. If you never saw it with andy you cannot argue this.

We have 98 rom octane over here and some special fuel imported from japan which is 99 rom.

what bike do you ride?

Have you ever seen a street race?

Is there many subaru impreza and mitsubushi evos cruising around over there?

clarky.

We can buy 104 octane and 110 octane, but very rarely and only for race cars.

uhh at the moment I ride a zoo pitbull, or are you talking about motorcycle?

I have been in many street races, when i was 19-20. None any more.

Alot, not as many STI or EVOs...more STIs than evos.

what are your pot (mary jane) prices like in grams/or whatever weight and is it good stuff or mexican brickweed?

pinky

1/8th of really good stuff is around $50 = standard. I'm buying a 1/4 of medium grade for 20 dollars in 2 hours.

you ass pinky LMFAO!

why am i ginger when no one else in my family is...and no one ever has been?

Because that gene is recessive and when 2 people with the recessive red hair gene get together there is a 25% chance of the kid being ginger.

why do they call em "corn dogs" there meat not corn? :( (N)

"hey go go by the mall and get some corndogs" hehe love yanks :P

I think the outside is corn flavored somehow? I don't know, I only buy corndogs at fairs.

or, "exsuse me young man stop J walkin or i'll call up my eterniey" :-

attourney :(

do you say rad?or proper bo

rad was from the 80's; I don't say either. "f**king sick" maybe.

Does "veiny" get stroked with "lefty" or "righty"? :(

If you did'nt ride trials what would you be doing instead?

Have you ever read Bizzare magazine?

Have you ever put your balls into a girls ass?

What do you think of "oicdn"?

only the right hand, never the left.

I don't know , probably be playing online games professionally.

No I haven't.

I've tried to put balls into the pussy at the same time, didn't really work...never balls in the ass. Maybe later though.

oicdn is a little faggot.

if these have been asked before ignore them...

have you ever been arrested? if so, what for?

you have filmed loads of good riders at koxx days and vincent in the us too. What other riders would you like to make vids of?

Never been arrested. Been caugth with weed and alcohol underage, back in the day.

I would like to make videos of keita, kiego arizono, james porter, matt staples, josh stricker, matt beringer, cesar and some of the other spanish folks.

What the f**k is jay walking?!

jay walking is when you walk across the street where there isn't a crosswalk...like if you were to run across the highway or something.

wow i have no idea why that didn't work, pretty gay. going ot bold my answers for you.

22222 = i have no idea.

kate moss is fit for a heroin addict? I'd f**k her but I wouldn't want to be around her for a long time.

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Is it true you can learn to drive at 15 over there?

cheers andy

depends on the state...where i grew up you learned at 16, where i live now you learn at 15...but you have to ride along with a parent until you are 16 or 17 depending on when it started- just for a year.

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1. Please explain thanksgiving.

2. What is your zipcode?

3. Have you heard of Berklee School of Music?

4. What do you know about it?

5. Have you ever ridden at Skyline park in Denver Colorado?

6. Ever been asked for your 'John Hancock' instead of signiture?

I have an English friend who's been living in Boston for a year, otherwise I'd have more questions.

Thanks for your time.

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Lucky f**kers

eh?

1. Please explain thanksgiving.

2. What is your zipcode?

3. Have you heard of Berklee School of Music?

4. What do you know about it?

5. Have you ever ridden at Skyline park in Denver Colorado?

6. Ever been asked for your 'John Hancock' instead of signiture?

I have an English friend who's been living in Boston for a year, otherwise I'd have more questions.

Thanks for your time.

thankgiving is rooted in the time when the pilgrims (first people in america) made "peace" with the indians already living here, they all shared food and thats what we have today.

my zipcode is 80521

I've heard of berkeley school of music?

not much

Yes i used to ride skyline park alot..it has since been taken down.

John hancock, a few times...but not normal.

how do you believe the cognivity between the continuum & the anatomical value of the fast oxidative glycolitic fibres coalate?

No clue.

What's so special about asking a 23 year old American anything?

Why not a 82 year old scottish bloke? :closedeyes:

I've got a stiffer cock.

What is the American equivalent of the English "chav"?

No clue what chav means, give a context meaning?

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Is it true dave chappelle signed him self into a mental instituation. Or is this just crappy rumours told to us english folk (Pip Pip and all that)

Where did u see him at a deff comedy jamm or at his show.

What do you think of bum fights

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Have you ever been to The OC?

Whats it like if you have?

Do you think Mischa Barton is hot?

Do you think Rachel Bilson is hot?

Which one of the two is hotter?

Have you ever heard of a Neo-Geo?

Is there more of a sense of being proud to be american over there?

Is there a real hatred for Canadians there? Do they get bullied at school?

Do you think James Porter will ever get a girlfriend since he's ginger?

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QUOTE(Josh B @ Nov 30 2005, 07:11 PM)

Is it true dave chappelle signed him self into a mental instituation. Or is this just crappy rumours told to us english folk (Pip Pip and all that)

Where did u see him at a deff comedy jamm or at his show.

What do you think of bum fights

nah dave chappel went to africa just to relax like a vacation...nothing mental. just him on a comedy tour.

I think bum fights sounds hilarious, never seen it though.

What frame shall I buy out of the following: zoo python, echo team, gu typhoon ?

And why ?

EDIT: How many fingers am I holding up ?

dno...I just like 0 bb bikes and everything is turning into shit nowadays- stock. holding up 4. now 2

A chav is somone who wears Burberry, lots of 'bling' and generally causes trouble. It's an acronym (? ) for Council House And Violence, apparently.

Chavscum.co.uk will give you some ideas.

Were you ever in the Marines Andrew?

nah never in the marines, I wouldn't be here if i was...military is horrible and only for poor people with no futures.

chavs..burberry, lots of bling sounds like a rich person?? Or are they pretending to be rich? Generally people pretending to be rich and blinging are called niggers or wiggers. White trash is people who have no money and live very poorly like in a shanty town and can't speak properly and are missing teeth.

What do you do for a living ?

How much does it pay ?

Is there anything else you would rather be doing with your life ?

freelance design.

depends on the weather.

traveling?

Have you ever been to The OC?

Whats it like if you have?

Do you think Mischa Barton is hot?

Do you think Rachel Bilson is hot?

Which one of the two is hotter?

Have you ever heard of a Neo-Geo?

Is there more of a sense of being proud to be american over there?

Is there a real hatred for Canadians there? Do they get bullied at school?

Do you think James Porter will ever get a girlfriend since he's ginger?

never been to the OC

its probably really f**king annoying and shitty.

don't know who that is

don't know who that is either, pics to tell me.

I used to have a neo geo- and the portable one...good shit.

no one I know is proud to be an american.

canadians don't go to our schools :closedeyes: Not a real hatred, but they get made fun of alot in popular culture.

yeah anyone can get a girlfriend- now if he can get a good one thats another question.

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chavs..burberry, lots of bling sounds like a rich person?? Or are they pretending to be rich? Generally people pretending to be rich and blinging are called niggers or wiggers. White trash is people who have no money and live very poorly like in a shanty town and can't speak properly and are missing teeth.

Yeh, pretending to be rich.

It's cheap yellow gold usually.

And the Burberry is usually a knock-off from the local market.

Burberry coats are around the £600 mark in London.

Who has the best car out of the Fort Collins crew? Elan has an Impreza right?

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do you like pie

are you gonna be at the next koxx days :closedeyes:

i love pie...apple pie, blackberry pie, peach pie, rasperry pie!! all much better than cake.

I seriously hope to be at the next koxx days.

How old is your oldest relative ? When was the last time you saw this person ? who is he/she in relation to you and your family ? ( eg. auntie, uncle etc. )

Does cat actually like me ?

i have a great uncle who is in his 90's. all my grandparents are dead. last time i saw him was maybe 6-7 years ago.

cat likes you but you have to play it cool.

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never been to the OC

its probably really f**king annoying and shitty.

don't know who that is

don't know who that is either, pics to tell me.

I used to have a neo geo- and the portable one...good shit.

no one I know is proud to be an american.

canadians don't go to our schools :closedeyes: Not a real hatred, but they get made fun of alot in popular culture.

yeah anyone can get a girlfriend- now if he can get a good one thats another question.

The people are both from The OC TV Show..

Rachel Bilson and Mischa Barton

So yea which one?

You had a Neo-Geo?? Sweet! Hardly anybody seems to have heard about it let alone owned one..

My Neo-Geo Stuff: Click

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Yeh, pretending to be rich.

It's cheap yellow gold usually.

And the Burberry is usually a knock-off from the local market.

Burberry coats are around the £600 mark in London.

Who has the best car out of the Fort Collins crew? Elan has an Impreza right?

ah sounds like they are idiots. I was about to say, burberry is expensive shit :closedeyes:

I have the best car. graham and cole have huge pieces of shit. ken c doesnt have a car. others mostly pieces of shit. elan has the newest car- 2002 impreze (2003?), but its still slow.

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