Probably One Of The Stupidest Convo's Of My Life....

[Urpedigreechumdog]

Wey up, me and greeny thought we'd follow the trend of being harsh, but in a different way...

Don't bother reading the convo if you like the typical 15 year old chavs.

This is a convo between me, greeny and some dumb girl, who added him by 'mistake' and thought it'd be cool to verbally abuse him every day on msn. Today we gave her a bit of her own medicine.....

Also, don't bother replying if you are gonna tell us that we are jut a couple of immature tits, cos we already know that, and feel free to lock the thread like the other one was....

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Matt says:

this is my mate

Matt says:

hey nick

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'lo

Matt says:

breeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh

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who's this?

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apart from my solid brah greeny boi

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

who is dis

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ello

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i is nick

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but me pals call me brevva

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who be u?

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

im rachel

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

where do u cum frm

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

and my nick name is either slg or rach either 1

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how old are you then?

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and how dyu no greeny?

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

i dnt i just got his addy enterd da rong addy and im 15 u

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16

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

evry boi on here i tlk to is 16 i swear its gd though i lik older boiz hhe

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that prob why they call you slag

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

UH UH NO

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so why then? do you play that family game called incest?

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

no only jokin lik my girly mates

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

and no i avent

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

i call dem bitches and day call me slag den i say ur mum as a joke though

Matt says:

brrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeehhhhhhh

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ur mum, that is a propa gd joke man

Matt says:

yeah

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

who is talkin

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i use it on me mum, confuses da fuk outta her

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

yer man it does

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especially cos her mum is dead

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

whos mum

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my mum

Matt says:

his moms mum

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i shot her with me knife

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

yer alrite

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i do get carried away sometimes

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tis my mild skits

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

den

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

what u been up to den

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do you blaze were u come from?

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

yer man sum times do u

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

and i smoke

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what type of blazin do you do??

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

i cum frm barking where do u cum frm

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

skunk weed lik that u

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we find stray cats, cut their tails off, set them on fire then kick them till they die

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

YER RITE

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

and y am i supposed to believe that

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cos this is the internet you gullible clown

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

yer sooo dosent mean i shuld believe u guys

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exactly it's called lying

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

i no man no 1 wuld be that cruel

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

i dnt tink

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well actually my mates brother once got on his motorbike with a reet blazin sword and tried to kill a horse in a field but he ended up nearly killing himself cos he took 2 many e's

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

y wuld sum 1 do that

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you'd know if you went to schol in the strawberry flav'd window bus and had a growing hunger for E

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ur wierd

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no you are, u is the one who is a slut

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and matt tells me you shagged a dead pig

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

ERH NUH I DIDNT AND FOR UR INFOMATION I AVE A BF SO SHAME

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aight nigger, does he do 'eroin?

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

no im wite and no i dnt do drugs lik that

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i fort u is black as a black man's cape?

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an drug's iz for d reel gangsta's breh

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

HOW BOUT NO AND UR NOT FUNNI AT ALL SO PISS OFF

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calm down baby, eat a piece of cheese

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it'll sober you up from all the water you have been getting pissed on

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

NO I DNT LIK CHESSE AND UR GETTING ON MY NERVES

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

HOW BOUT U JUST f**k OFF

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Blazin'

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ok

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

OH U SATONED DEN

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i'm f**king off, can you see.......

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

i see it now ok im

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i see your dad naked when he gets raped by that orange juice

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i no i culdnt giv a for my dad i wish he was ing dead

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I BET U SUCKED HIS HAIRY KNOB

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U COCK SUCKER

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yep i sucked it well and good

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tasted like happy

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

ERE U SCUMMY fanny

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

AS U DO

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yeah breh

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

r u black or trying to be black

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cause it aint happening

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of course im not black you dumb fanny

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

I AINT DUMB UR JUST TRYING TO BE BLACK IDIOT

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don't you realise me and matt are actually just normal people, but taking the piss out of chavs like you, we dnt tlk lik dis, we just do it to take the piss out of you, so all in all you are a dumb fanny and it's prob a good idea if you f**k off and go and blaze or something

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

HOW BOUT NO U DNT EVEN NO ME SOO f**k OFF AND IM NOT A U GOT AGAISNT DEM ENY WAY U DUMB f**kING ASS COCK

Matt says:

looks like your gonna have to commit suicide then

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hang yourself or something, to make me smile

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if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

HOW BOUT NO U DNT NO ME SOO GET A LIFE AND STOP TALKIN BOUT PEPS U TINK U NO WEN U DNT DUMB ASS LONERS

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

DATS ALL U DO ALL DAY IS KIILL A HAV HOW SAD R U BEAR SAD

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

WIOLE UR AT IT GO f**k UR MUM

Matt says:

i was actually implying that your a chav so you should commit suicide

Matt says:

nevermind

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

HOW BOUT NO CAUSE U DNT NO ME U f**kING SAD ASS

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

HOW DO U NO ME U fanny

Matt says:

because you are an illiterate clown

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

SO IS UR MUM BUT IM NOT COMPLAINING

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

AM I

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HAHAHAHA

Matt says:

yes

Matt says:

how do you spell because then, cause, i'd say that was illiterate

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

U R SOO f**kING SAD I BET U AVE NEVER HAD A GAL IN UR LIFE MIND U I DNT BLAME DEM FOR BEING WIT A f**kIN COCK

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

UR DUMB f**k UR MUM MAN that WILL BE DA ONLY GAL U CAN GET

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

HAHAHAHAHA IN UR FACE

Matt says:

what the f**k was that, a comeback?

if i had one wish well be best frends love never ends xx says:

YER TO UR MUM

Enjoy :lol:

[Synergy]

topic says one of the stupidist convos lol..... its a fecking life story i got fed up of reading.

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Legend :lol: ! Nice one, you owned that biatch' breh :lol: