Dan6061 Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 (edited) Talking to someone I work with (at halfords) on msn last night, and he said: "We're going to play a game on saturday" So I asked him what it was and he told me. What you have to do is arrange a list of stupid words that you have to say to a customer while dealing with them. One example, word(s) being: Ice Cream Cone Customer: It's bloody cold out there You: Yeah, Not really the weather for an ice cream cone is it? Should be a laugh, Can't wait 'till Saturday now :P Let me know how you get on (if you play it that is :P ) Think we should get some words sorted, and to tick them off when done. (Video evidence would be funny) :lol: :S Please Note: We cannot be held responsible for loss of jobs, customers, limbs or any other body parts during this game. Edited November 19, 2005 by Dan6061 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Sounds like one of my geography module exams in my finals. I was doing a question about the suburbs and managed to quote a line from Greenday - Jesus of Suburbia. It worked out well, best module. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 my challenge: using the words -----------> shut up, in that order, without any words between them..... i need proof to believe. and has to be to a proper customer, not a mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 done that one today, im trying to see how many times i can say 7 in a scentence Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 using the words -----------> shut up, in that order, without any words between them..... The possibilities are endless. "Phone us up if you can't get it shut. Up stairs is a larger selection :blink: " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexx Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 my challenge: using the words -----------> shut up, in that order, without any words between them..... i need proof to believe. and has to be to a proper customer, not a mate Easy if you work in a shop, say something about theifs, and how they all should be shut up for the rest of their lives or something :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4130 Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Easy if you work in a shop, say something about theifs, and how they all should be shut up for the rest of their lives or something :blink: What I was thinking, 'just about to shut up shop' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 What's better is being able to use a string of 3 totaly random words, say roll, stripe and silicon. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted November 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 The Words So Far: Penguin(s) Ice berg Slugs Antelope Borris Johnson Cabbage(s) Ice Cream Cone ------------------------------------------------------------ Please feel free to add more :- :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 Gay Builder Tighty Whities Bomb Battleship Quantum Physics Fancruft Star Trek Fanclub Aguamoose Mighty Mouse Love Handles Castration Coockoomongoseeka Goochmonster Abugawug-Ah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 circumcision old men bugery i got the sack :) wonder why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted November 20, 2005 Report Share Posted November 20, 2005 (edited) lmao! we played this game at work today in halfords :P here are the words/phrases we managed to mix in conversation with the customers :P hedgehog bit of pink pink or brown? would you like me to pull it out to see if its the right size for you? dodgy haircut mushroom strap on mmmm, does that feel good? would you like me to give you one from the back? oh my god, what a funny 7 hours of work :P we were all (well, me most of the time :P ) in stitches behind the desk when any one of us used these words :D haha :angry: Will :ermm: edit: and how could i forget....global thermonuclear war, haha! one of the lads asked for a customers initials, they said 'G' and he said, is that 'G' for global thermonuclear war? :P :D Edited November 20, 2005 by WILL ARNOLD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted November 21, 2005 Report Share Posted November 21, 2005 Say "spank your hairy muff" instead of "thank you very much". Who ever say it the most in the shift wins. :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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