MrMonkey Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. ______________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Ego Stroking 2.5, Cook It 1.5, Do Bills 4.2 and Great In Bed 3.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 hahaha, funny stuff. how long till this gets locked as "spam" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Probably won't be, 'cos it's not the equivalent of: Poster 1: A or B? Poster 2: B. C or D? Poster 3: C. E or F? Poster 4: E. G or H? etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Very geeky but funny none the less (and old - sorry, someone was gonna say it sooner or later so it may as well be me :S) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 unfortunatly not old enough to be extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endofreak Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 Haha, awesome stuff. Thanks for that, needed a good laugh. :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 haha nice... I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation :S :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted November 18, 2005 Report Share Posted November 18, 2005 LMAO thats really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The enchanted broomstick Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 sorry its kinda early in the morning for me but i dont understand what your on about, i've just spent a fair few minutes reading through all that and dont really have a clue, so i would like to understand what it all means. If someone could elaborate this for me, would be appreciated. stu :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 When your old enough you'll understand! (says the 15yr old :) ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinky Posted November 19, 2005 Report Share Posted November 19, 2005 sorry its kinda early in the morning for me but i dont understand what your on about, i've just spent a fair few minutes reading through all that and dont really have a clue, so i would like to understand what it all means. If someone could elaborate this for me, would be appreciated. stu :- :) yeh this has been done several billion times but still funny none the less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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