Tony Harrison Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4351490.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Geary Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 now if i woke up and seen that in my bog, basterd, i would move out straight the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff... Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Christ :$ that's one big heffer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Can you imagine going to the toilet in a daze in the middle of the night and finding that!? I'd be scared stiff :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Can you imagine sitting down to have a shit, and feeling something touch your arse. :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 ...and then looking down to see a snake covered in shit coming up between your legs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 This could turn into one of them story threads. ...then grabbing it's neck and wrestling with it like Steve Irwin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 The end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 ...but suddenly the snake split open to reveal the Professor from Felix The Cat, armed with a shotgun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomN Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Bang bang* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 the professor jumps your corpse and sprints off down the stairs >_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted October 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Just at that moment, the front door opens - it's Indiana Jones! He hasn't been able to get at the Professor until now because he's shit scared of snakes! Quickly, he detaches his whip and prepares for battle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 blimey i would of either screamed or just shot it dead or sold it on ebay? >_< but then again you cant sell living things on ebay so hmm i would of just ran and screamed the words "mummy help" clarky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spangler Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 (edited) that happend to my uncle too, he had some snakes and two of them escaped and he found one in the toilet the same day and the other one turned up in the toilet 6 days later. >_< i dont like snakes Edited October 19, 2005 by spangler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 ...and then looking down to see a snake covered in shit coming up between your legs... Your used to that though, you shit stabber >_< But yours is more like a worm than a snake... haha, sorry, i couldnt resist! (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Your used to that though, you shit stabber >_< But yours is more like a worm than a snake... haha, sorry, i couldnt resist! (Y) crude but still lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted October 19, 2005 Report Share Posted October 19, 2005 Your used to that though, you shit stabber >_< But yours is more like a worm than a snake You would know, it was your shit he was fettling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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