Mr Motivator Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 So it's friday night and im off to my local city, Chichester, with my gf. We go and check out whats on at the flicks and find that the film we wanted to watch, Lord of War, doesn't start till 21:00. We had a two hour wait so we headed into town, and towards the park. Now, Chichester park is a dangerous place after dark.. People go in, get stabed, and don't come back out alive usualy. So we went to the smaller park just near to it. We sat down on the swings and heard voices, we looked up to find, what sounded like, four or five 10-12 year old girls on the bridge above. We just thought, oh they're only young and forgot all about them. Five minuets later, the five girls come through the gate with as much vodka as you want, and started to walk over to us. One girl slips on the rubber tarmac under the swings and falls right on her arse, obviously we didn't laugh. Ok, so we are still on the swings, I'm on the left and gf on the right, with the girls now crowded around us and the girl that slipped is still on the floor. Then, the girl that was on the floor said to my gf "oi, why did you spit at me?", "I did'nt" replyed my gf. "Yeah you did, don't you laugh" said the girl, "No I didn't, why would I spit on you" asked my gf. The girl gets up, walks over to my gf and spits in her face. I get up, grab my gf by the arm and walk towards the gate. "Oi, don't you walk away from something that you started" said the girl and runs up behind us, spits at us both and kicks my gf in the back of the legs. We keep walking. We're out the gate and walking down the street, the girl and her mate are now following us along the pavement. Then, her mate grabs my gf by the hair at the back, pulls her head back and the other girl slaps my gf across the face three times with nails and all. I grab the bitch on my gf's hair, get her hand off and leave with my gf. We then walked back into town to where it's safe-er. I checked my gf's forehead in a shop window light to find two cuts and two big lumps that that f**king slutty chavy bitch had done. Suprisingly, my gf didn't seem too shaken up by this, however, she is rather good at covering things up, which isn't always good. We went into the local maccy ds to just chill out for a second and then went to the cinema. Wow, what a f**ked up evening we had, and to top it all, we missed the last train home. Oh yeah, the girls were actually about 15 or 16 it turns out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 gutted mate, you did well not to become a woman beater. i'd of said report it but if you've left it this long probably not much point. if it was lads it would be more understandable, as-well as alot more discusting, its totally shite (understatement) how a group of lasses can be like that. anyway sounds like you did well to keep cool so good on you. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalopS Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Sorry to hear it dude :P too much crap goes on nowadays, there was something on the news yesterday about happy slapping and my sister started laughing cos shes seen one on someones phone and found it amusing B) Things are just getting worse! move to the nearist snowy hill as soon as posible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackghostknife Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 I had a bottle thrown at me on way home.. didn't see where it came from or anything just shit me up but i didnt see a group of people which was kind off alittle bit less scary... got kicked in the face afew months ago B) england to dodgy :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalopS Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 yep reminds me that...... my friend justine got chased home and rocks thrown at her a few days ago Some else i know got some glass thrown at them too ......... forgot cos things like this dont suprize me no more as it happens so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted October 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 On a ride we all got bottled by chavs with a pair of bolt croppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haydon_peter Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Sounds like you were lucky this time which is the main thing. Random story that is kinda related: At a local gig my mate was getting loads of hastle from a group of stupid bints that were not even at the gig to listen to the music, they were just out to cause trouble. They were all shouting abuse at my mate and all squared up to him giving him loads of shit and pushing him round, just behind them was all their guy friends waiting for my mate to defend himself so they could all kick off at him. We just carried on but made sure the security staff were aware what was going on. Me and a mate were told by one of the security blokes "If a girl fights like a man hit them back like man" B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 On a ride we all got bottled by chavs with a pair of bolt croppers. but that guy on the zero did fakie into the litte fanny just goes to prove what a f**ked up world we live in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Me and a mate were told by one of the security blokes "If a girl fights like a man hit them back like man" B) haha, nice one... gotta bare that in mind :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 So it's friday night and im off to my local city, Chichester, with my gf. We go and check out whats on at the flicks and find that the film we wanted to watch, Lord of War, doesn't start till 21:00. We had a two hour wait so we headed into town, and towards the park. Now, Chichester park is a dangerous place after dark.. People go in, get stabed, and don't come back out alive usualy. So we went to the smaller park just near to it. We sat down on the swings and heard voices, we looked up to find, what sounded like, four or five 10-12 year old girls on the bridge above. We just thought, oh they're only young and forgot all about them. Five minuets later, the five girls come through the gate with as much vodka as you want, and started to walk over to us. One girl slips on the rubber tarmac under the swings and falls right on her arse, obviously we didn't laugh. Ok, so we are still on the swings, I'm on the left and gf on the right, with the girls now crowded around us and the girl that slipped is still on the floor. Then, the girl that was on the floor said to my gf "oi, why did you spit at me?", "I did'nt" replyed my gf. "Yeah you did, don't you laugh" said the girl, "No I didn't, why would I spit on you" asked my gf. The girl gets up, walks over to my gf and spits in her face. I get up, grab my gf by the arm and walk towards the gate. "Oi, don't you walk away from something that you started" said the girl and runs up behind us, spits at us both and kicks my gf in the back of the legs. We keep walking. We're out the gate and walking down the street, the girl and her mate are now following us along the pavement. Then, her mate grabs my gf by the hair at the back, pulls her head back and the other girl slaps my gf across the face three times with nails and all. I grab the bitch on my gf's hair, get her hand off and leave with my gf. We then walked back into town to where it's safe-er. I checked my gf's forehead in a shop window light to find two cuts and two big lumps that that f**king slutty chavy bitch had done. Suprisingly, my gf didn't seem too shaken up by this, however, she is rather good at covering things up, which isn't always good. We went into the local maccy ds to just chill out for a second and then went to the cinema. Wow, what a f**ked up evening we had, and to top it all, we missed the last train home. Oh yeah, the girls were actually about 15 or 16 it turns out. If she did that to my gf (if i had one lol), id kick the hell out of her, chav girls dont deserve to be treated the same as normal girls, if they kick off hit them, as hard as you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 (edited) If she did that to my gf (if i had one lol), id kick the hell out of her, chav girls dont deserve to be treated the same as normal girls, if they kick off hit them, as hard as you can. same ere!! B) my girlfriend couldnt stick up for herself ATALL! :P shes PURE weak! :P Edited October 15, 2005 by terror-error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mod_rider Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Jesus mate, hat off to you for keeping your cool. I couldn't bare to see that happen to my girlfriend. Stupid cabrini wearing slags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Unlucky mate, but you get brownie points for keeping your cool. Next time rape the bitch, and don't forget to 'finish what you started' so no going easy B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Id have punched one in the face.. i couldnt give a shit about all this woman beating bollox. Women want to have the same rights as men etc (voting, same income) then they can deal with the consequences of other things that men can do. Of course im not gonan beat the shit outta some girl if she annoys me but if they were doin what happened to sam.. then f**k em.. they are less likely to do shit if one of their mates is on the floor. Stupid piss heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 thing is , if sambo hit one of them it would be abh or some shit , they would get off scott free f**king shit justice system we have in this cuntry [sic] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Well done for keeping your cool I would have gone nuts. Just think in a few years time you could possibly in a nice car owning a big house while those lot are scrounging for drug money outside sainsbury's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Id have punched one in the face.. i couldnt give a shit about all this woman beating bollox. Women want to have the same rights as men etc (voting, same income) then they can deal with the consequences of other things that men can do. Of course im not gonan beat the shit outta some girl if she annoys me but if they were doin what happened to sam.. then f**k em.. they are less likely to do shit if one of their mates is on the floor. Stupid piss heads Well said that man. I'd have no problem giving a girl a right hook or vollying her over if she deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_C Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 I think if you smacked her in the face, you wouldn't be charged by the Police, it's self defence and apparently everyone has the right to beat the shit out of someone if you are in danger or trapped. Not a nice situation though, the same thing happened to my friend's girlfriend on a night out in Cardiff, then we got set upon by older blokes with them, it's a hard life. Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_ferret Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 sorry to hear that mate people like that deserve to be locked up and never allowed out put 'em in with the realy hard bastards! that'll teach them. hope your missus is ok and all goes well for you both in the future our area is getting like that now but it doesn't help that im mouthy:P oggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 How is the missus? Hope shes ok. I agree with spacemunkee about the hitting and shiznit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukeee Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 (edited) Id have punched one in the face.. i couldnt give a shit about all this woman beating bollox. Women want to have the same rights as men etc (voting, same income) then they can deal with the consequences of other things that men can do. Of course im not gonan beat the shit outta some girl if she annoys me but if they were doin what happened to sam.. then f**k em.. they are less likely to do shit if one of their mates is on the floor. Stupid piss heads Well said , Nowdays half these Chav girls act like "Mr Berty Big Bollocks". They think that they can hit you , spit at you or just generally give you shit and your not allowed to hit them cos there female?! Someone hits you , you hit them harder. Male or female. thing is , if sambo hit one of them it would be abh or some shit , they would get off scott free f**king shit justice system we have in this cuntry [sic] Well Sam walked away anyway , so in this instance i would of hit one of them and legged it. As if your gonna get caught. Even if you did , whos story sounds more realistic. A bunch of 16 year old girls pissed on vodka Or Sam and his mrs.... Yeah and sorry to hear about this , it wrecks your evening/weekend good and proper. Edited October 15, 2005 by Luke_londontrials.co.uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 As if your gonna get caught. Even if you did , whos story sounds more realistic. A bunch of 16 year old girls pissed on vodka Or Sam and his mrs.... you'd be suprised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 you'd be suprised You could say your bird's on raging 'roids and beat the shit out of them not you B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Next time rape the bitch, and don't forget to 'finish what you started' so no going easy B) LMAO! hahahaha, i shouldn't laugh cos rape is sick but that's so over the top its funny, plus don't think it would go down to well with the mrs. "i was doing it for you" hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Jesus! man if that of happened to me i would of punched the bitch back B) lol.. thats harsh!! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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