cp101 Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 A Local Bike Shop should be the source for bike repair and information on your bike, right? The people who own these shops, or rather, are employees are usually trained professionals in their field( which is cyclery). One would assume that these professionals realize the daily problems a cyclist may face with his or her bike. So, answer me this, why do these mother f**king pieces of f**king cow shit try to sell over priced goddamn bullshit, these f**king car salesmen ethic'd mother f**kers, f**king lying, swindling c**ts, and their attempts to make a goddamn sale, rather than to fix your f**king bike. Economics is to f**king blame. Only reason for business is profit, I know. But, for f**k sake, I found a wheelset for 120 bucks, went to a shop, see if they have just a wheel, singular, f**kING EL, wheel was 109 bucks. Goddamn. And if anyone here works in an LBS; you're a f**king fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 I am a fanny (N) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Chill out mate just f**king and swearing everyother word aint helping and one! And shops will usually sell stock at retail price or above because people buy specilised stuff online and so get no custom for ruined trials wheels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 cp101 I knew you were a tosser, now so does everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 f**k you! I'm not a C U N T you willy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 I love fannys. (N) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMunn Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 I'm not fanny you penis, go to a good bloody bike shop you numpty ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Smith! Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 I am a fanny (Y) Lol, Blazin Saddles is quite good though (N) Whats this topic about anyway? is there a real reason for this topic? Mat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Haha...yeah everyone in Halfords is a trained pro (before I get slated..I work in Halfords) (N) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Basically taking the piss of bike shops which i used to work in and i sure most people on the forum have done some work / part time work / work exp. in so making himself look like a fat willy, getting his facts wrong and making a very broad assumption of biking shops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mc Lovin Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 A Local Bike Shop should be the source for bike repair and information on your bike, right? The people who own these shops, or rather, are employees are usually trained professionals in their field( which is cyclery). One would assume that these professionals realize the daily problems a cyclist may face with his or her bike. So, answer me this, why do these mother f**king pieces of f**king cow shit try to sell over priced goddamn bullshit, these f**king car salesmen ethic'd mother f**kers, f**king lying, swindling c**ts, and their attempts to make a goddamn sale, rather than to fix your f**king bike. Economics is to f**king blame. Only reason for business is profit, I know. But, for f**k sake, I found a wheelset for 120 bucks, went to a shop, see if they have just a wheel, singular, f**kING EL, wheel was 109 bucks. Goddamn. And if anyone here works in an LBS; you're a f**king fanny. So everyone who works in a local bike shop is a "fanny". And so we don't know how much a dollar even is, is it Australian dollars, Newzealand dollars, Canadian dollars, American dollars? For all we know $120 could be £10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp101 Posted October 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Alright then; United States Shops, in my general area( to be less absolutist ) and no I don't go into shops cursing and swearing at them. But I generally leave feeling that I should have. I don't understand it. Perhaps it's because its Portland, Oregon. It's supposedly "bike" friendly, which I guess is true, but its also very methamphetamine friendly. Every store feels like a used car lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Every store feels like a used car lot. You're looking for bikes not cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp101 Posted October 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 (edited) You're looking for bikes not cars. The analogy is being in a bike shop, FEELS like a used car lot, because they seem to only wish to sell you something, without having a real interest in what you want. Also. "feels" the verb, is not to be substituted with another verb "is" a third person singular present indicative of "be". BTW; Because I made fun of your little friend, Mrs.Monkey, doesn't mean you should hold a grudge. It wasn't directed at you. Don't get defensive, she can talk for herself. Or do you talk for her? Are you her voice? Like the seraphim whom speak for god? Are you her metatron? Edited October 13, 2005 by cp101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 (edited) Do you think you're good at English or something all of a sudden? Because you've been tryna use some big words. And it's making you look like a proper twat. AIDS. You can try to act like you're some English scholar, but as said before you're making yourself look like a bell end. I dunno why you are trying to argue with me. It's my occupation. Edited October 13, 2005 by MrMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp101 Posted October 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 It is your profession? I'm a capitalist. I'm your goddamned competition. (N) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 (edited) It is your profession? I'm a capitalist. I'm a goddamned TWAT. (Y) Word. (N) Edited October 13, 2005 by Tom Booth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp101 Posted October 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 HAHAHA. That was pretty funny, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Do you know what a capatalist is? Capatalists don't argue with Debaters. Debaters, debate in their own time. You ass clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 marxist b*****d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nb88 Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Do you know what a capatalist is? Capatalists don't argue with Debaters. Debaters, debate in their own time. You ass clown. Capitalist* 'Tis quite funny seeing someone act all good at english like mrmonkey usually does, to mr monkey (N) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 'Tis quite funny seeing someone act all good at english like mrmonkey usually does, to mr monkey (Y) And then MrMonkey gets all hissy about it. Oh the irony. (N) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 (edited) Capitalist* 'Tis quite funny seeing someone act all good at english like mrmonkey usually does, to mr monkey (N) I thought that was it, but the fanny had been spelling it wrong and brainwashed me (Y) I do it to correct people, I don't put in f**king shitty quotes to look clever Simon, you ass fondler cherub. Edited October 13, 2005 by MrMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp101 Posted October 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Yes, a capitalist is one who abides by Capitalism. The economic system of, essentially, competition, in which ( supposedly ) all have a right to compete. Therefore, if your profession is to debate, I, by the laws of Capitalism, am your competitior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Economically you moron. Jesus christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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