MrMonkey Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Debate between me and some folk on MSN, who are also members here (Keep it on topic like :sick: ) Anyway, I have, they think it's slightly weird, meh. The story is, the girlfriend says it has a taste, so I tasted it and think it doesn't. It wasn't like a load full or nothing, it was just a bit on my finger, all in the name of love. So have you ever tasted your own man milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 never have, hopefully never will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 No. Hell no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Seriously, don't *ever* talk to MrMonkey about Daisy on MSN. We were talking about how she was a slow eater 'cos of her small mouth, then MrMonke said "She says it doesn't taste nice, so I try some of it and it doesn't taste of anything." I thought he meant she was saying that food wasn't nice hence taking ages to eat it, but now, he meant his jizz. Not what you want to f**king read whilst he's talking about putting the Tommy Tank picture up as his MSN avatar like I asked him to if he was going to be wanking, so I could temporarily block him :sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Please please please give me some attention. [/sarcasm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Well, no-one else was gonna post this were they? The only response I got was it tasted "weird", thankfully I've kept it away from my own mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 by accident :sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsriderjim Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 no never will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Impacted. Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Haha! you sick lot! It says 6 of you tasted your own brand...so disturbing. I haven't thank god :sick: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george_seamons Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 As said above, my girlfriend made me :sick: She said she'd done it so many times...it was only fair. ...Its not that bad. Doesn't really taste of anything. If you didn't know it was man juice, it wouldn't be too much of a big issue. ...or am I just wierd? ...or gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aust Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 my ex girlfriend gave me head.... shot me bolt in her mouth... she gets a bit and wipes it on my lips... then got off with me... still with a mouthful of my own jiz... not good... it does have a taste... but its not that strong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Haha what a wierd topic! I've never tasted it and don't want to. My mate has though, he said it tasted like tea! :sick: ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 my ex girlfriend gave me head.... shot me bolt in her mouth... she gets a bit and wipes it on my lips... then got off with me... still with a mouthful of my own jiz... not good... it does have a taste... but its not that strong To be fair, if my girl tried doing that to me, a swift backhand would let her know that I felt slightly opposed to the idea, and did not wish to go ahead with it. Never have, maybe will, who knows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Please please please give me some attention. [/sarcasm] I bet that makes you feel special. Ain't you freaking awesome, Oh my god Tom I'll taste your head, just let me suck you dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 I bet that makes you feel special. Ain't you freaking awesome, Oh my god Tom I'll taste your head, just let me suck you dry. Lmfao! Hahahahaha. :sick: ;) :- :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 hahahahaha!! I havnt tasted it... i dont really want to either lol Girlfriend has though, she seams to like it :sick: so you never know, i might........ meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roozor Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 ROFL mr monkey. classic thread! I can say i've trid it, once but :| ex girlie made me try it off her tits :< I put it down to "you gotta try everything once" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketrialler Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Oi, Monkey.. "QUOTE(EA Games Forum) You are now banned for a week for threatening and insulting other forum members. On your return please keep your posts rather more civil. I own you EA.' How did you own EA? You got a banning, you couldn't do shit about it, until they allowed you to post again. Ps. Shit topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Oi, Monkey.. "QUOTE(EA Games Forum) You are now banned for a week for threatening and insulting other forum members. On your return please keep your posts rather more civil. I own you EA.' How did you own EA? You got a banning, you couldn't do shit about it, until they allowed you to post again. Ps. Shit topic. Oh dear, why do you even try anymore? I could go into details but that would be far too much time wasted on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketrialler Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Im really confused, why do I even try what, I just noticed your sig and dont understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Im really confused, why do I even try what, I just noticed your sig and dont understand. Maybe I misread, but I'm sure you're trying to take the piss and it has nothing to do with inquisition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketrialler Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 A bit of both, im both confused in that you think that you 'owned' the EA forum even though you are the one who got the banning and couldnt do anything about it - and im taking the piss because you think you are so high and mighty that getting that banning was a really cool great thing. And as for this topic, well I already voted, but its hardly a great discussion, I was just reading replies and noticed your sig and thought it was a more interesting point for me to raise than talking about semen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 A bit of both, im both confused in that you think that you 'owned' the EA forum even though you are the one who got the banning and couldnt do anything about it - and im taking the piss because you think you are so high and mighty that getting that banning was a really cool great thing. And as for this topic, well I already voted, but its hardly a great discussion, I was just reading replies and noticed your sig and thought it was a more interesting point for me to raise than talking about semen. Well, it's mainly just a general me type of joke, but instead of saying it is, I'll try and make it seem like I do actually own EA by getting banned. It's more fun that way. Imagine I shot a person in the head in real life, that's the Real Life equivelant of owning someone online, therefore I have owned said person, then I would get sent to Jail, the online equivelant being Banned, so if I shot EA in the head, I would get sent to prison, being banned for owning them. Whoo didn't think I would of been able to piece something together. And the thread has generated quite a bit of interest so I don't see how it's shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketrialler Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Interesting parallel, id ally it more to being like starting a fight in a club and getting barred for a week so you cant go in and chat to your mates and party away. You didn't own anyone in there - you just got excluded, they owned you a lot more than you think you owned them! And well, sure, its a great topic, im sure Tom feels great about wasting his money running the board to discuss consumption of semen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted October 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Interesting parallel, id ally it more to being like starting a fight in a club and getting barred for a week so you cant go in and chat to your mates and party away. You didn't own anyone in there - you just got excluded, they owned you a lot more than you think you owned them! And well, sure, its a great topic, im sure Tom feels great about wasting his money running the board to discuss consumption of semen. Whatever, like I said it was more a joke type thing, but yeah. And I've seen many a worse thread than this. Many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts