Dan Clark Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 I might as well keep going. Me and the gf had just finished "expressing our love", so I went to the bathroom to get tissues to clean up, the bathrooms next door to my room, so I ran in naked, got tissues, came out, mums standing outside, see's me in all my glory, I run back into my room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Bleech Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Having your mum walk in whilst your girlfriend is munching on the old pork sword is pretty embarrassing. not as bad as walking in on your mum munching on you dads pork sword... :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 ^^ I just fell off my chair in stitches of laughter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 not as bad as walking in on your mum munching on you dads pork sword... :P I remember when I was about 8 or 9, I walked into my parents bedroom and the were both butt naked on all fours... :) When I had just got married, Karen decided we should take her parents and grand parents out for a meal, and it was the first time I had properly met her grandparents. Anyway, I was talking about how rappers give themselves macho names, with the whole family listening and the conversation went something like this: Me: "So these rappers all have macho names, but they really all have stupid names, like, er.. Cecil!" Karen: "Thats my granddads name" Me: " :huh: " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 (edited) hahahahahahaha, some of these are funny!!! lol Whats more worse than your mam cleaning your room and finding your condom stash and porn collection? hahahaha its happened to me about 4 times :huh: :P :) Ah well, i just said, "its better to be safe than sorry" haha Edited September 29, 2005 by terror-error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 not as bad as walking in on your mum munching on you dads pork sword... :P FFS LMGDFAO!! the phrase pork sword makes it funnier. I fell off a climbing frame when i was hanging upside down when i was little, and me trousers where still on the frame :) :huh: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Dropping your white pants in front of your g/f and revealing a nice set of skids is quite embarassing. She's used to it now though.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 not as bad as walking in on your mum munching on you dads pork sword... :huh: Not as bad as walking in on your dad munching on your mum's pork sword though, is it :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 The question is...who would you rather catch pork sword fighting, your brother/sister and his/her girlfriend/boyfriend, or your parents? :P Im not weird :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-RoBBo- Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 (edited) My mate was sat next to this lass in school today who he proper fancies. Leant over the desk and let one rip in her face by accident HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA gutted :huh: Needless to say, she was disgusted. Edited September 28, 2005 by -RoBBo- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 My mate was sat next to this lass in school today who he proper fancies. Leant over the desk and let one rip in her face by accident HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA gutted :huh: Needless to say, she was disgusted. hahahaha who was that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spangler Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 (edited) When i was in junior school i wore my trousers from the day before, and when i was walking out from assembly my Fireman sam undies from the day before fell out on the floor right in front of everyone in my whole school :huh: Top tip:- make sure you check you've took out the previous days underwears before you wear a pair of trolleys :P Edited September 28, 2005 by spangler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 My mate was sat next to this lass in school today who he proper fancies. Leant over the desk and let one rip in her face by accident HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA gutted :D Needless to say, she was disgusted. lmao!!! ahaha :huh: :P :) im on the floor! aha! these are great :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff... Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 (edited) My worst must be when i first got really drunk at me mates house in the morning when i got home at about 12:00pm my mum dad brother sister and her mates was all here, when i went to the toilet for a piss i left the door open and i just fell over and went to sleep with me cock out and all that my sisters bedroom is almost opposite the bathroom so they had all seen me bits so eventualy my mum and dad had to come and get me lol when i fully woke up i was so embarrest. :huh: Kyle. Edited September 28, 2005 by hinchcblob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 I was rather embarrast when I had to go to the doctors to show him my swolen bollox (from landing on my stem) Then I went to the hospital and had ultra sound scan on them which involves putting lube of your balls and rubbing the scanner across them, mega embarrasing! espcially when he gives you a tissue to "clean my self up" :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted September 28, 2005 Report Share Posted September 28, 2005 Weyhey that sounds fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royaltrials Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Not my own experience, but still funny: Some guy thought it would be romantic to propose to his wife in the half time of a football match. They had supported the same local team for years so it isn't as cheesy as it sounds. Anyways, he leads her out to the centre circle, proposes, she says yes. All is going well, but as they talk the longish walk off the pitch the whole ground is chanting "DOES SHE TAKE IT UP THE ARSE?" Cringe. That whole being young and naked thing... My girlfriend and I used to hang out when we were 3/4 - it's super weird. But also cool at the same time. It was more a case of my mum showing me pics of my girlfriend naked (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Not my own experience, but still funny: Some guy thought it would be romantic to propose to his wife in the half time of a football match. They had supported the same local team for years so it isn't as cheesy as it sounds. Anyways, he leads her out to the centre circle, proposes, she says yes. All is going well, but as they talk the longish walk off the pitch the whole ground is chanting "DOES SHE TAKE IT UP THE ARSE?" Cringe. That whole being young and naked thing... My girlfriend and I used to hang out when we were 3/4 - it's super weird. But also cool at the same time. It was more a case of my mum showing me pics of my girlfriend naked :- does that not mean you looking a naked pics of a 3-4 year old (Y) and there nothing to be ashamed about abit of marmite minning, just ask sam@southtrials, lol gaz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 hahahahahahaha, some of these are funny!!! lol Whats more worse than your mam cleaning your room and finding your condom stash and gay porn collection? hahahaha its happened to me about 4 times (Y) :- :P Ah well, i just said, "its better to be safe than sorry" haha Good to know. And I didn't edit your post I copied it straight off. Check it if you don't believe me. GAY GAY GAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 and there nothing to be ashamed about abit of marmite minning, just ask sam@southtrials Now look.. What have I told you about that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 (edited) Good to know. And I didn't edit your post I copied it straight off. Check it if you don't believe me. GAY GAY GAY. hahaha, someones edited that! lol I never put gay! lol!! mods? lol mind you, i did post it at school, so maybe someones quickedited whilst i wasnt at school? Or just maybe im gay?....... nah lol Edited September 29, 2005 by terror-error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The enchanted broomstick Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 I was rather embarrast when I had to go to the doctors to show him my swolen bollox (from landing on my stem) Then I went to the hospital and had ultra sound scan on them which involves putting lube of your balls and rubbing the scanner across them, mega embarrasing! espcially when he gives you a tissue to "clean my self up" (Y) Thats exactly what happened to me!!! its really really embarassing aint it mate! Mine went to the size of bloody water mellons and made me feel sick. Having a male doctor fondling around with your balls isnt the nicest of things but whats even harder is that no matter who it is or what they look like when someone starts playing with you balls it does feel nice and oh the crazy thoughts i had to put into my head to make sure i kept myself down (if you know what i mean) Another very embarassing note, i was riding in norwich before with the likes of jimbo limbo and scott@eastcoasttrials.com and my hope hub fell apart when i took the wheel out to fix a puncture, the pawls and springs shot through this big gate, this gate was huuuuuge so i climbed over it. Found the pawls and springs and attempted hopping back over the gate, at the top of this gate were like spikey top pieces as i tried to suicide jump over the gate my trousers ripped to pieces so there was me walking down the road with my bike that i hadnt managed to fix because the tube was screwed, no shops were open and i had gaffa tape holding my trousers together, using the grease that was on my hands i managed to write TWAT across the front of my t-shirt just to make more of an embarrassment of myself!! the things we do huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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