Brian Bleech Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Inspired by kennys fav lyrics topic, there are some appalling lyrics out there, that are always amusing. So I will kick us off... 'My name's Coby Dick, Mr. Dick if your nasty Rock a mic with a voice that's raspy' 'Infest' - Papa Roach 'Take a look at my ice cream cone baby go ahead take a lick can't wait to take you home beat you with my stick' 'Hot and Heavy' - Pantera Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 "My mikshake, is better than yours, My milkshake, brings all the boys to the yard." Hahaha, I hate that song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 My life is brilliant. First line of that fecking James Blunt song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 "This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S" I think: "This shit is shit, S-H-I-T" would have been more appropriate :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 limp bizkit - nookie "i did it all for the nookie so you can take that cookie and stick it up your ass" to be honest, all of limp bizkits songs have no meaning whatsoever and therefore their lyrics are shite :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexx Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 "I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired" Anastasia ... very deep :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 That's the reason why I'm the king of my castle That's the reason why I'm queen of my tressel (sp? I dunno what word it is so I'm guessing.) And that's repeated throughout the song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 (edited) There are way too many targets these days... I'll add anything by Robbie Williams or Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Study those lyrics, I dare you (Y) They are nice enough to listen to, though. EDIT: Sometimes Edited September 2, 2005 by Monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 What else can I say? Everyone is gay Nirvana - All Apologies 100 worst lyrics for people with too much spare time. (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Gotta have one from the queen of shit lyrics: I don't want to see a ghost, That's the sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, Watch the evening news Des'ree - Life (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 What else can I say? Everyone is gay Nirvana - All Apologies 100 worst lyrics for people with too much spare time. (Y) ← Anything by Nirvana is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 "Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got; I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block; I used to have a little now I have a lot; At least I'll always know where I came from" J-Lo - Jenny from the Block Rhyming block with from; pure genius. I hate any mainstream pop and/or rap... any one who thinks theyre hard, especially rappers who cant spell (Da, Tha, etc...) and who rap about guns and Ho's. It's even worse when rappers try and do deep and meaningful emotional songs too *shudders* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 That's the reason why I'm the king of my castle That's the reason why I'm queen of my tressel (sp? I dunno what word it is so I'm guessing.) And that's repeated throughout the song. ← I thought it was : Must be the reason why i'M king of my castle. Must be the reason why im in my threshold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 I think Monkey is right. Especially about it being a terrible song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 anything by Missy Elliot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalopS Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Cant lots of lyrics be rubbish though unless you can relate to them? if you cant then its just someone babbling about something you dont understand right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 (edited) If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from where did you go Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe -------------------------------------------------------------- Jump, bounce, down, up I went out on a date With a girl, a bit late She had so many friends Gliding through many hands I brought my pogo stick Just to show her a trick She had so many friends Gliding through many hands Jump pogo.....bounce pogo Down pogo, up pogo Unannounced twister games All players with no names They lined up double quick But just one pogo stick Everyone gets to play Runaway expose It was so exotic But just one pogo stick Jump pogo.....bounce pogo Down pogo, up pogo Oh I like to spread you out Touching whoever’s behind Jump pogo.....bounce pogo Down pogo, up pogo -------------------------------------------------------------- My cock is much bigger than yours, My cock can walk right through the door With a feeling so pure.. It's got you screaming for more. My shit stinks much better than yours, My shit stinks right down through the floor. With a feeling so pure, It's got you coming back for more. Can't you see that I love my cock? Can't you see that you love my cock? Can't you see that we love my cock? Wtf are S.O.A.D on. (Y) Edited September 2, 2005 by RicH_87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no. ← yes (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 I hate any mainstream rap... any one who thinks theyre hard, especially rappers who cant spell (Da, Tha, etc...) and who rap about guns and Ho's. It's even worse when rappers try and do deep and meaningful emotional songs too *shudders*← Agreed (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 I hate any mainstream pop and/or rap... any one who thinks theyre hard, especially rappers who cant spell (Da, Tha, etc...) and who rap about guns and Ho's. It's even worse when rappers try and do deep and meaningful emotional songs too *shudders* ← I agree in general, but for some reason Eminem's song "Mosh" struck a nerve with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaZaa Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Geronimo Look out below Here comes the Brother with the offbeat flow I just fell from the mothership blah blah blah I'm blue da ba di da ba dah... Classy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that." Meat Loaf. Why. Are. You. Alive? N.B: Best.Video.Ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no. ← Thers no limit no no no no no no no no no no theres no limit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted September 4, 2005 Report Share Posted September 4, 2005 "I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired" Anastasia ... very deep :) ← It's a rip off of My Little Empire by the Manics anyway, which is a cool song. "i've been to the year three thousand not much has changed but they lived under water, and your great great great grand daughter, is pretty fine (is pretty fine)" In Busted's world, thousand rhymes with water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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