Monkey Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 (edited) Maybe not very politically correct, but: The The - Armageddon Days Are Here (Again) Are you ready Jesus? Uh huh Buddha? Yeah Muhammad? Ok Well, I like this Let's Go They're 5 miles high as the crow flies Leaving vapour trails against a blood red sky Moving in from the East towards the West With Balaclava helmets over their heads, yes But if you think that Jesus Christ is coming Honey you've got another thing coming If he ever finds out who's hi-jacked his name He'll cut out his heart and turn in his grave Islam is rising The Christians mobilising The world is on its elbows and knees It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds It's war, she cried It's war, she cried This is war Drop your possessions all you simple folk You'll fight them on the beaches in your underclothes You'll thank the good Lord for raising the Union Jack You'll watch the ships sail out of harbour And the bodies come floating back Watch the ships sail out of harbour And the bodies come floating back But if you think that Jesus Christ is coming Honey you've got another thing coming If he ever finds out who's hi-jacked his name He'll cut out his heart and turn in his grave Islam is rising The Christians mobilising The world is on its elbows and knees It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds "Get the gun, get the gun, get the gun" "Stay away from the gun, stay away from the gun" If the real Jesus Christ were to stand up today He'd be gunned down cold by the CIA Oh, the lights that now burn brightest behind stained glass Will cast the darkest shadows upon the human heart But God didn't build himself that throne God doesn't live in Israel or Rome God doesn't belong to the yankee dollar God doesn't plant the bombs for Hezbollah God doesn't even go to church And God won't send us down to Allah to burn God will remind us what we already know That the human race is about to reap what it's sown Islam is rising The Christians mobilising The world is on its elbows and knees It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds The world is on its elbows and knees It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds The world is on its elbows and knees It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds The world is on its elbows and knees It's forgotten the message and worships the creeds Armageddon days are here again Armageddon days are here again Armageddon days are here again Armageddon days are here Two in one... I thought rhyming dollar and Hezbollah was quite cute. Edited September 2, 2005 by Monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backgren Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Monkey, thats awesome (Y) rofl This is one of my favorites: Dying Fetus - Kill your mother and rape your dog kill your mother and rape your dog! f**k these corporations and their f**king record stores, I don't want my f**king paycheck feeding money whores these bastards flood the market with their fabricated shit, and laugh as this pathetic f**king music gets them rich... stay the f**k, right out of my life, I don't need your, f**king advice, you don't know what, our shit is all about, so don't even try to figure it out, f**k your spice girls and your f**king pearl jam, its all a bunch a shit, I say, f**k it, f**k your dave matthews and your f**king rem, you god damned bitch, f**king clueless All Dying Fetus lyrics are amazing, but this one is the shortest. http://www.darklyrics.com/d/dyingfetus.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr kenny Posted September 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 " Take a look around baby, yeah my whole crews ugly But we still got the most game, the most money The most hoes, the most honeys, it's so funny How you hate my f**kin' guts but at the same time love me From the Lincoln to the gold to the lowriding bike I always catch you hatin' but you know that you like What you see is what you get, nothing more, nothing less I'm chillin' smokin' chronic while you're chokin' on stress" the transplants-tall cans in the air "Tiny Voices" i've been all pinched up since saturday i've run my self dry of excellence 16 long years in-hale the bullshit in whatever i said on saturday whatever i did i'll do it all again 19 marks up walls each year one short fall of tiny voices, make things harder everybody will be let down everybody will be let down what is this for ex-parking lot the dreamers go buy they never stop 20 plus 5 in let the youth cave in tiny voices, make things harder everybody will be let down everybody will be let down tiny voices make things harder tiny voices make things harder everybody will be let down everybody will be let down everybody will be let down everybody will be let down tiny voices -boxcar racer My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be, Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me, Lefty? Yeah but that was alright, She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright, My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony, I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company, Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky, So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys, Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word, So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd, I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color, And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother, But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy, And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee, You know what I really want in a girl? Me, I need to find a new vagina, Any kind of new vagina, It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina, Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina, Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt, It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up, I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters, Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture, No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese, Preferably for me fat-free American singles only, I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner, Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner, Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat, If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap, Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough, No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up, Just independent like NOFX ,smart like Janeane Garafolo, She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know, Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee, You know what I really want in a girl? Me, I need to find a new vagina, Any kind of new vagina, It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina, Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina, Vagina vagina vagina vagina, Vagina vagina vagina vagina. 3.14-bloodhound gang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Tupman Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 'this life is more than just a read through' red hot chilli pepers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerrie-Anne Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 so slit my wrists and black my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavic Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 so slit my wrists and black my eyes. ← Oh not Hawthorne heights (Y) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josephine Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 so slit my wrists and black my eyes. ← Do it yourself, damn lazy emo child! (the patheticism of some of this is shocking, seriously it's making me cringe) Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerrie-Anne Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Do it yourself, damn lazy emo child! (the patheticism of some of this is shocking, seriously it's making me cringe) Joe ← Its a good song!! Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Now baby don't worry, cause now I got your back. And every time you feel like crying, I'm gonna try and make you laugh. And if I can't, if it just hurts too bad, then we will wait for it to pass and I will keep you company through those days so long and black. Does he kiss your eyelids in the morning when you start to raise your head? And does he sing to you incessantly from the place between your bed and wall? Does he walk around all day at school with his feet inside your shoes? Looking down every few steps to pretend he walks with you. Does he know that place below your neck that is your favorite to be touched? and does he cry through broken sentences like I love you far too much? I read the body count out of the paper And now it’s written all over my face No one ever plans to sleep out in the gutter But sometimes that’s just the most comfortable place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalopS Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Its a good song!! Lol. LIER!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerrie-Anne Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 LIER!!!! ← in my opinion. (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josephine Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Its a good song!! Lol. ← Please explain to me how you identify with a song in which some 20-something year old bloke is regressing himself to his teen years and asking people to hurt him? The obsession with self-harm and depression displayed by the pop-punk world is a bit boring now, not to mention increasingly disturbing. Yes, depression sucks, yes feelings of wanting to hurt yourself suck, yes feelings of wanting to die suck, boo-f**king-hoo, sort yourself out, goddamn singery types. Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 'Mmm, this is really good ice cream, do you want some of it? oh, my bad, i didn't know you were lactose intolerant' 'i take a deep breath and count to ten ain't gonna let it get under my skin take a deep breath and count to ten think of all the nice places that i've been' clutch - careful with that mic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 CKy-Freestyle Chinese Rap Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso I'm-a give it to you now Who like my chopstick hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow If you wanna see me eat Jell-O I never seen nothin' like you before I can kick you higher than you can kick me I can kick you way up into a tree Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang? Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA? Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life You will fall down and break a leg Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't but I like fried rice and I got lice Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice that ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twice Delivery is free but not from me I only charge a dolla fifty fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI you! War when I hit you with the shit do a split Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu Want my buffet? You f**king gay, ah Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the f**k away Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits WAAAAAAAAI-YAH! I can kick you if you don't pay the bill And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch Everything cost a little bit So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong I can get you and tackle you take you never see me When I get you and make you Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye And if you wanna come on in You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI you Can't be tamed I got shit to control your brain and it's called Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI you! HAAAAAH! No wok tow ung di day HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh? huhhhuhu huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 In the sig (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply. ← Fatboyslim (Y) That songs awesome. Heres one of my fav tunes of all time....... You can travel the world But you can't run away From the person you are in your heart You can be who you want to be Make us believe in you Keep all your light in the dark You're searching for truth You must look in the mirror And make sense of what you can see Just be Just be They say learning to love yourself Is the first step But you take what you want to be real Flying on plains exotic locations Won't teach you How you how to feel Beside the fact That you are who you are And nothing can change that believe Just be Just be Cause now I know Is not so far To were I go There's not this spot Since this I feel I need To just be Just be I was lost And I'm still lost But I feel so much better Cause now I know Is not so far To were I go There's not this spot Since this I feel I need To just be Just be Now lets see if anyone can name it :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 DJ Tiesto - Just Be (Google Rox) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 (edited) These are the best lyrics ever. The Love Song - Bill Bailey I was alone my heart was cold it was a stone, my soul was lonely like a stone - there was no moss. And when I danced I danced alone but then I did not dance because I was alone. So I did not dance. I shuffled through life invisible to all the happy couples who would mock me with their merry laughter – “ha-ha-ha”. The only sound I heard in my lonely silent world was the rusty hammer of my heart nailing at the hatred in my soul. But then you came, and my life was turned upside down. You showed me the beauty of the things that I had never seen. Like a snowflake that melts on the eyelash of a startled deer. Or the painting of a dog that wears a deerstalker and smokes a pipe that made you laugh so heartily, that I had previously thought was rubbish. Or the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter but the intoxicating power of our love transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama where Mr. Duck’s embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing (quack quack quack quack quack). AND THEN YOU LEFT! And I have died a thousand deaths and I will die a thousand more! I thought you were an angel - you turned out to be a whore! And everything has turned to dust! Everything is infected with the plague! Why did you have to sleep with Craig? "Oh he's so sensitive, he's got a tattoo." Yeah, carving your name with a compass in my forehead was not enough for you! The snow flake on the eye of the dear has turned to puss that oozes from an open wound. The deer now blind it stumbles into a ravine. The duck lies shredded in a pancake, soaking in the hoisin of your lies. The dog has moved from the pipe to 60 cigarettes a day, and coughs away his life in the cold neon research lab of your betrayal. Of your betrayal. Edited September 3, 2005 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeillyB Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 These are the best lyrics ever. The Love Song - Bill Bailey ← How can I feel pain How can I feel pain How can I feel pain... ...when you're being so supportive. (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Pink Floyd - Time Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain And you are young and life is long and there is time to kill today And then one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking And racing around to come up behind you again The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older Shorter of breath and one day closer to death Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines Hanging on in a quiet desperation is the English way The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say Home, home again I like to be here when I can And when I come home cold and tired Its good to warm my bones beside the fire Far away across the field the tolling of the iron bell calls the faithful to their knees to hear the softly spoken magic spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenn24 Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 "Flat on my back she goes down For backstage pass, she goes down" Motley Crue -she goes down (obvs)- love it cos describes groupies down to a tee!..hehe "My whole life is a dark room. One, big, dark room." Afi - the despair factor "Let's admire the pattern forming. Murderous filigree. I'm caught in the twisting of the vine. Go ascend with ivy, climbing. Ignore and leave for me the headstone crumbling behind. I can't help my laughter as she cries. My soul brings tears to angelic eyes. Let's amend the classic story, close it so beautifully, I'll let animosity unwind. Steal away the darkened pages, hidden so shamefully. I'll still feel the violence of the lines. I can't stand my laughter as they cry. My soul brings tears to angelic eyes. And miles away my mother cries. Omnipotence, nurturing malevolence." Afi - god called in sick today i love all the lyrics to this song and based my artwork on them for my AS which i got A in WOH! "Raise high monolithic statues so fragile as they fall I am ever enthralled Gaze, lie and smirk in time, your arrogance will suit you well 'Til fashion is dispelled" Afi - paper airplanes "the truth is you could slit my throat And with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt " Taking back Sunday - You're so last summer jennxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 To Joe, isn't that an Underoath logo in your avatar? Your not really any better, both bands are equally terrible, and both are LyK ToTalLy EmO MAn!!!111 "Just because you touched the wings of an angel, doesn't mean you can fly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Last night Jackie Chan came around I played pool with him and we hung out Mr. Miagi and the X-men Called in for a while as well I think it's strange He's friends with Fu Manchu And he thinks he knows you Uh uh uh uh uh oh Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan Come on Jackie Chan Uh uh uh uh uh oh hehe, gotta love it for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted September 3, 2005 Report Share Posted September 3, 2005 Last night Jackie Chan came around I played pool with him and we hung out Mr. Miagi and the X-men Called in for a while as well I think it's strange He's friends with Fu Manchu And he thinks he knows you Uh uh uh uh uh oh Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan Come on Jackie Chan Uh uh uh uh uh oh hehe, gotta love it for some reason. ← Love that too :huh: (Y) "Theres no blame, for how I loved it slowly fade And now its gone, its like it wasn't there at all And here I rest, with disappointment and regret Collide, lying awake at night" Death cab for cutie Title and registration "Boop pa doop pa doop!!! Boop pa doop pa doop!!! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Bananaphone! Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Bananaphone!" Raffi Bananaphone "The last hurrah? Na I'd, do it again The rascal kings behind the bars Or the one infront of them" Mighty Boss tones Rascal King And in general the entire Crazy Freakin Biker song by 20 minute crash :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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