Bonney@X-Street Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-line . .. . Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better. Tesco Condoms - every little helps. Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger licking good. Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop. Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper. Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide. FCUK condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain? Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long. Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin. Ronseal quick-drying condoms - it's dry and waterproof in 30 minutes. Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim ! ! ! Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach. Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world. AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service. Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal. Polo condoms - the condom with the hole. Nokia Condoms - Connecting People Feel free to add enjoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4130 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Hahaha nice B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 hehe great jokes, shame you didnt make em up hey B) hmm these jokes look quite familiar :P bEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 No one said they were his. Obviously he didn't make it up, it's clearly copied and pasted. Some of the first ones were good, the rest were trying a bit too hard to be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_J Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 (edited) No one said they were his. Obviously he didn't make it up, it's clearly copied and pasted. Some of the first ones were good, the rest were trying a bit too hard to be funny. ← i agree, either copy'd and pasted, or to be honest mate... you just have too much spare time :huh: Edited August 23, 2005 by Big_J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Not new, but still damn funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 What about duracell - long lasting or something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Also which compay says 'the time of your life' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 McDonalds Condoms:I'm Lovin' It (sorry if it's already there..I must of missed it if it is) :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 (edited) AND MrKipling Condoms: Exceedingly good..... Edited August 23, 2005 by Dan6061 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 mr muscle condoms - loves the jobs you hate :D AA condoms - we're always there :huh: don't quite work with those. however: Dyson condoms - no loss of suction. (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 kfc - finger lickin good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackghostknife Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Haha the Mr Kiplings one made me laugh :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 What would the man from Del Monte say? :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Readybrek condoms - Central heating for kids :huh: Hellmans Condoms - You know the big dolop's right :D HP Condoms - makes a bacon sandwhich (Y) Ariel Condoms - Dirt is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonney@X-Street Posted August 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 No one said they were his. Obviously he didn't make it up, it's clearly copied and pasted. Some of the first ones were good, the rest were trying a bit too hard to be funny. ← correct :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_ferret Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 nokia condoms- connecting people army condoms- be the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamHolmes Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 More than condoms - More than lucky (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Readybrek condoms - Central heating for kids (Y) ← That is NOT nice (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 they are good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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