The Foamoi Refresher Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 me and my mates are going to have a hoe down playing guitar and we need some funny ltrics, what can you write? random :P luisio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted August 17, 2005 Report Share Posted August 17, 2005 (edited) An Effervescing Elephant with tiny eyes and great big trunk once whispered to the tiny ear the ear of one inferior that by next June he'd die, oh yeah! because the tiger would roam. The little one said: "Oh my goodness I must stay at home! and every time I hear a growl I'll know the tiger's on the prowl and I'll be really safe, you know the elephant he told me so." Everyone was nervy, oh yeah! and the message was spread to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus who wallowed in the mud and chewed his spicy hippo-plankton food and tended to ignore the word preferring to survey a herd of stupid water bison, oh yeah! And all the jungle took fright, and ran around for all the day and the night- but all in vain, because, you see, the tiger came and said: "Who me?! You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you. I'd much prefer something to chew and you're all too scant." oh yeah! He ate the Elephant syd barrett ,please shine on you crazy diamond :) title is effervescing elephant :P i didnt write it but its great Edited August 17, 2005 by daahnhillaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 what he said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 There once was a man from china He was not a very good climber He slipped on a rock And cut off his cock So now he has a vagina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 There once was a man from china He was not a very good climber He slipped on a rock And cut off his cock So now he has a vagina ← old skool, or primary skool lol :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegrass Posted August 18, 2005 Report Share Posted August 18, 2005 Hang maaaan, slack on me noose, Hang maaaan, slack on me noose, 'cos i gotta euuugh :) (private joke :( ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-L-B Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 There once was a man from china He was not a very good climber He slipped on a rock And cut off his cock So now he has a vagina ← That's actually a limerick, as is: There came an occasion one day, I thought I might swing the wrong way, But women are wrong, Their minges just pong, I should have just stick with being gay. Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 Not mine, but the Beatles, "I am the walrus": I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I’m crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday. Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob. Mister city policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run. I’m crying, I’m crying. I’m crying, I’m crying. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob. Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don’t come, you get a tan From standing in the english rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob. Expert textpert choking smokers, Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty, See how they snied. I’m crying. Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower. Elementary penguin singing hari krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob. Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 That's actually a limerick, as is: There came an occasion one day, I thought I might swing the wrong way, But women are wrong, Their minges just pong, I should have just stick with being gay. Dan ← And: There was a young woman from eeling Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Bleech Posted August 19, 2005 Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 just watch 'who's line is it anyway?' they had a comedy hoe down at the end of every epidsode... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Foamoi Refresher Posted August 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2005 (edited) f**king ace (Y) cheers guys, made us laugh luis and others Edited August 19, 2005 by The Foamoi Refresher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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