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Would that be the takeaway "cheeky chillis"  :D

Didnt go but when we did thats where we went and the people in there are well funny!

they just keep offering you stuff on top of your kebab, all we could do was say yes :P, kev payed for it though by getting everyones remains, top job :P

Them 3 birds in portsmouth was it? kevs responses were class.

Never mind the guard cows how could you forget kennys "catalogue pose" when he ran in with all them tourists trying to get a group photo :D. Kev maybe the master of catalogue poses but kenny got best application of a catalogue pose on the roadtrip :)

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That was funny lol! I think the guy shat himself!

Also that chippy didnt do gravy!

Playing eye-spy in the middle of night was funny! :P  Kenny "BALLSACK"

Flash's tent was hilarious!! It was like an antique tent.

Kenny pissed on Carls tent i think :P

Tims tent was alive with mould!! and stunk :D

Cap with his Readybed or Readypants as i called them, cos he only just fit in the dam thing!

Kev eating about 4 kebabs at the takeaway in Portcawl :)

yeh but carls tent got pissed on, kennys knob was more out then in lol and then buck running off with my phone 2 wank over the little bit of porn on there, dirty boy lol

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Manuel - yes the bucket thing didnt happen (severly pissed me off!!!!) and i had just a couple of goes at it :P maybe 45minutes non stop.......... :D

does anyone want to do a 2/3 day roadtrip????very soon???? :) i soooooooo need to do one.

Waynio.....................

was thinking of doing tuesday/wednesday/thursday and like porthcawl,bristol and maybe stratford upon avon or something????we shall see

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yeh a mini road trip sounds good, i think mabey a cheeky norhtern one to the land of the kenny!!!

man cataloge poses!!!lol

pissing on the tent!!

"is that beer kenny's pouring??"

i reply "well it is but it's passed threw my body!!""

man phoning waynes work at like midnight and leaving a drunken message!!!!!

good time, good times!

cap "dicks cant speak....oh yes they can!!!"

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"Class" isnt the word mate...............

its something that cannot be explained!!!!when we was street riding in bradford on friday he was lost and we must have spoken on the phone about 12 times before he got to where we was and i must have ridden round the whole of bradford looking for him!!!! and the thing he said as soon as he got out of the car was "Am F**KING shit with directions!" its like rigth well you could have stayed somewhere instead of playing hide and seek with me! :) top man :) :)

Waynio...................

mini road trip is on!im going to look into dates and stuff..........the 3 places i want to go to are porthcawl bristol and stratford upon avon me thinks.

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  • 2 weeks later...

sitting here just remembered that kid who was twatting his wheel off the fence in bristol trying to get the flatspot out

what the fook! :(

me blagging us into the campsite by saying i came all the way from edinburgh thinking i was staying there in my poshest manner!!lol

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sitting here just remembered that kid who was twatting his wheel off the fence in bristol trying to get the flatspot out

what the fook! :(

me blagging us into the campsite by saying i came all the way from edinburgh thinking i was staying there in my poshest manner!!lol

yeah and then us lot turning up at like midnight ragging round camp site then being told to f**k off.

so just parked on grass outside owners house and he decided to let us in then. lol.

second place was just as funny. they weren't wanting to let us in either. arse's.......

them 3 lasses on portsmouth sea front pissed up slags. lol.

that amazingly hot chick at the ice-cream counter. so hottt i had to go back and get another massive ice cream. (2x triple cone with whippy and flake it was huge)

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sitting here just remembered that kid who was twatting his wheel off the fence in bristol trying to get the flatspot out

what the fook! :closedeyes: 

Trying? I bloody succeeded. (N)

And flatspot was a little bit of an understatement. :P

Was an awesome day in in Brizzul, shame I couldn't make more of it, I'm sure I'll be down in Porthcawl and Bristol again soon though. :angry:

Mike.

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Just read all that and it made me lol literally :closedeyes: :angry:

i can believe all that about cap though, hes mad!

"nice shoes, fancy a f**k" lmao

Only you could do that wayne

Like the otherday in bpool when we were chattin to that girl on prom and she asked how old u were so u gave her ur mobile number (N) :P

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did i???????????

LMAO!!!!!

thats the first i knew about that unless i was severly pissed up????

i did what was said above but i didnt give anyone my number unless one of you's did it for me???? :closedeyes: :angry:

she knew she wanted a bit of yorkshire hardcore............

Waynio....................

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