crazy_gap girl Posted July 27, 2005 Report Share Posted July 27, 2005 LOL james asked me a silly question last night about it.. about the yellow bell end.. NO you dont get a yellow bellend.. all the tar and fatty crap in the things stops the flow of blood to your cock and so its basicly usless haha :) :o have you seen the addvert?? ;) (Y) my mum and dad smoke.. my mums HAD to stop and well right now i wound't go as 1 meter away from here.. she needs to be in a cage.. she's nasty haha :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted July 27, 2005 Report Share Posted July 27, 2005 LOL james asked me a silly question last night about it.. about the yellow bell end.. NO you dont get a yellow bellend.. all the tar and fatty crap in the things stops the flow of blood to your cock and so its basicly usless haha :S :P have you seen the addvert?? :o (Y) my mum and dad smoke.. my mums HAD to stop and well right now i wound't go as 1 meter away from here.. she needs to be in a cage.. she's nasty haha :S ← i cannot believe that. i asked 5 girls last night if they thought that smoking gave men a yellow bellend, and nadine was the only one to say it didnt. :) i just asked two more... OHHHHHHH Naughty chocolate - g/f wanted...apply within says: question ani OHHHHHHH Naughty chocolate - g/f wanted...apply within says: does smoking give men yellow bellends? i am the classic emo Will you still hold me when you see what I have done? Will you still kiss me the same says: um no OHHHHHHH Naughty chocolate - g/f wanted...apply within says: question. OHHHHHHH Naughty chocolate - g/f wanted...apply within says: does smoking give men yellow bellends? so tired says: lol so tired says: how i wud i know tht! so tired says: i dunno bout yellow bellends but it does do summin bad down there though them two are the clever ladies obviously :) im not even going to try and quote what jenn said about it last night :D funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny...or not ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted July 27, 2005 Report Share Posted July 27, 2005 (edited) i cannot believe that. i asked 5 girls last night if they thought that smoking gave men a yellow bellend, and nadine was the only one to say it didnt. :D i just asked two more... them two are the clever ladies obviously :o im not even going to try and quote what jenn said about it last night :P funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny...or not :) ← i gave you a science lesson hhaa :lol: Edited July 27, 2005 by crazy_gap girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 its makes you 'ARD as f4ck innit..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 gives you a bangin rep innit, like you look ret ard. :ermm: and then there's the bonuses of a whole range of cancer and disease. all for sucking on an overpriced stick that you burn :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfboy Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 (edited) it makes you reet 'ard. -NICE1 Edited July 28, 2005 by sfboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 You become a twat, yes im calling my mother a twat and anybody on here as well as there family members/friends etc Stupid sport to get in to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Smoking cannabis gives you irritable bowel syndrome. That's what I heard from a nurse who'd met some of the doctors testing the notion. Unfortunately they weren't allowed to release that finding because it wasn't politically correct/sensible... Cannabis had just been reduced in class as a drug because it was 'less harmful'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 as far as im concerned smoking is a waste of money and is pretty shit for you. dont think id ever really want to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron_trials _247 Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 whilst reading this i saw an advert on tv about smoking. it has a hand and its made like a set of legs and a fag inbetween acting as a cock and its telling you about the fatty deposits that clog up the arteries to all your body including nob lol... and then the ash drops off and it makes it look like ur nob is geting smaller lol just made me thing what it actuallty does do glad i dont smoke DAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron_trials _247 Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 It does actaully :( I dont like it when people smoke, my bird said she wants to start smoking, but I said not to... if she did i wouldnt even kiss her... so she hasnt... which is good :( :ermm: :D :( Smoking just kills you. And your cock stays on flop hahaha ← and also i dont know about what your going on about really but if your birds cock stays on flop then id be wooried to be with her leat alone kissing her lol DAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs dj Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 if we are getting onto this... low sperm count grey hair yellow bell end im sure there is loads more other things it does. ← If thats true, does a girls lady bit go yellow :( just wondering, I dont smoke so its not going to effect me :ermm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 If thats true, does a girls lady bit go yellow :( just wondering, I dont smoke so its not going to effect me :ermm: ← Hahahaha LMAO!! i luv u thats excellent "lady bit" LOLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs dj Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Hahahaha LMAO!! i luv u thats excellent "lady bit" LOLS! ← shh dave :"> you know you love me really. its either lady bit or kitty :"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomass666 Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 "if your birds cock stays on flop then id be wooried to be with her leat alone kissing her lol" :( Looks like NHS adverts have worked. Smokings gone from being cool to downright stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted July 28, 2005 Report Share Posted July 28, 2005 Looks like NHS adverts have worked. Smokings gone from being cool to downright stupid. ← It always was stupid, and it was never cool. Maybe people are becoming cooler, and less stupid. Oh wait no, i forgot this is still Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koxx_TryAll Posted July 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 It always was stupid, and it was never cool. Maybe people are becoming cooler, and less stupid. Oh wait no, i forgot this is still Britain. ← Note wrong with Britain mate. Chears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogonation Posted July 29, 2005 Report Share Posted July 29, 2005 Emphaseama!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfboy Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 The inabilty to spell properly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cant_ride Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 there's no beneficial effect from smoking... but those who do know it's just nice to smoke.... and yes we all know it's killing us and we know that no one likes us doing it and we're very sorry but its what we do. If you dont like it tell us to piss off somehwere else and do it.. and if we dont its because we're massive cock piercings... NOT because we smoke. stop smoker bashing... we know the general opinion and its now getting boring hearing it repeated. oli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh B Posted August 1, 2005 Report Share Posted August 1, 2005 there's no beneficial effect from smoking... but those who do know it's just nice to smoke.... and yes we all know it's killing us and we know that no one likes us doing it and we're very sorry but its what we do. If you dont like it tell us to piss off somehwere else and do it.. and if we dont its because we're massive cock piercings... NOT because we smoke. stop smoker bashing... we know the general opinion and its now getting boring hearing it repeated. oli ← Nice one. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Swales Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 my bird said she wants to start smoking, but I said not to, your cock stays on flop has your bird got a cock? (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 has your bird got a cock? (Y) ← LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 Looks like NHS adverts have worked. Smokings gone from being cool to downright stupid. ← In the bunch of middle class kids that use TF (Y) We aren't (generally speaking) the kind of people who would smoke anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted August 2, 2005 Report Share Posted August 2, 2005 In the bunch of middle class kids that use TF (Y) We aren't (generally speaking) the kind of people who would smoke anyway. ← What ho old pip pip tally wag hoo Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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