MrMonkey Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Oh Noes, my interview is in an hour, I'm a bit nervous now B) Anyway anyone got any last minute advice, or just anything to help me. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Help the Monkey in a suit. :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the666ers Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Tell them you're a serial rapist and you can't help but piss everyone off for your own satisfaction. Then try and convince them it was your lame f**ked up humour. LOLOMGZZZZZ!!?UIHHBJ!"@!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott-mad Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 shake the guys hand and always give him eye contact when hes talking to you and also when your talking to him. when you sit dont slouch sit up straight with your hands in your lap, they always look for you doing this sort of stuff, just dont slouch or anything! good look! B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 HAVE A SHAVE!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted July 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 HAVE A SHAVE!!!! 1 ← Think it'll make much difference?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Think it'll make much difference?? ← Yes, it makes a huige difference, Its the difference between looking super scruffy and smart. Too late, but oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted July 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Yes, it makes a huige difference, Its the difference between looking super scruffy and smart. Too late, but oh well ← Muahahahah I had one before I went, in like a minute. :( I think I did ok, I did a bit of blagging :( But still. I have to go back for a 2nd interview where I have to do a 2nd presentation and I'll be told if I got that 2nd interview soon. Time for me to look for other things because they aren't half f**king me about for what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Tell them you're a serial rapist and you can't help but piss everyone off for your own satisfaction. The try and convince them it was your lame f**ked up humour. LOLOMGZZZZZ!!?UIHHBJ!"@!!! ← hahaha quality, well said. just dont be anything like u are on here and u might do ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Muahahahah I had one before I went, in like a minute. :( I think I did ok, I did a bit of blagging :( But still. I have to go back for a 2nd interview where I have to do a 2nd presentation and I'll be told if I got that 2nd interview soon. Time for me to look for other things because they aren't half f**king me about for what it is. ← What is it anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted July 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 What is it anyway? ← Engineering Apprenticeship at Pilkington's Glass. Wooo, 2 Mechanical Engineering positions and 1 Electrical Engineering position. Maybe time to look for something else aswell :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picki Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Maccy D's? job? you can get fat and greasy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted July 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Maccy D's? job? you can get fat and greasy.... ← Sent off for some application forms for a BTEC in Civil Engineering. And some info on some other Apprenticeships. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 HNC/D is where its at with Civil Engineering :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted July 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 HNC/D is where its at with Civil Engineering :( ← What's the difference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 What's the difference? ← HND/C is Higher National Diploma/Certificate (i think). You usually do a HND after you've done a BTEC First Diploma or equivelant grade course. Usually the first course you do when you start college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted July 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 HND/C is Higher National Diploma/Certificate (i think). You usually do a HND after you've done a BTEC First Diploma or equivelant grade course. Usually the first course you do when you start college. ← So do the BTEC then do the HND/C?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 I'm doing HNC (with no previous experience or qualification beyond technology and physics a levels), then a years top up course to HND, which is a Foundation Degree. All paid for by WSP, my lovely place of work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted July 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 I'm doing HNC (with no previous experience or qualification beyond technology and physics a levels), then a years top up course to HND, which is a Foundation Degree. All paid for by WSP, my lovely place of work ← I haven't got A Levels though :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 I haven't got A Levels though :( ← Then BTEC is probably best. That was all completely pointless! :( Good luck with it though, and remember, I'm better than that quick shooting guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted July 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Then BTEC is probably best. That was all completely pointless! :( Good luck with it though, and remember, I'm better than that quick shooting guy ← Yeah sure you are, I can't be bothered with the Apprenticeship you start at the bottom of the ladder and have tos pend 4 years working your way up and you are still a trainee engineer or something, f**k that off. I got 36/36 for my aptitude tests though GO ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 LOL Andy :( Let's not start that debate, we all know that there's more skill in eating a banana than firing a gun :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 LOL Andy :P Let's not start that debate, we all know that there's more skill in eating a banana than firing a gun :( ← It wasn't me :( Hastings is near to Maidstone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 It wasn't me :( Hastings is near to Maidstone ← Random comment? But yeah, Hastings is pretty close :( I used to live in Paddock Wood a few years back too! (It wasn't my fault though, I had no choice as I was 16 :P) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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