trials_pimp Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Make yourself a list of 10 vital thinngs you would need to take over the world :- 1) Evil Layer, preferably hidden in an inactive volcano. 2) A pet, either a rabbit of cat, something that will sit on your lap. 3) Dopey Henchmen, who will get things wrong, and who cant shoot for crap. 4)An evil vehcile, either a black car, or helicopter 5) A big strong German bloke, cos they all have them 6) A secret handshake, because they are cool. 7) A well practiced evil laugh 8) Some kind of "laser" or death ray 9) the phone number to all the worlds most important people, ive allways wonder how they have allways contacted the president soo fast. 10)some kind of prison, with an angry animal. The orison has to be easy to escape from, with another dopey gaurd outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wally Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Has some one just watched Austin Powers? :- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 A cape, a gun, some money and the easiest thing, control of the world. They you don't have to try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 A small talking lizard called Bert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 all the things i need my bike! :- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Bleech Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 1) a fiendish plan which pretty much involves stealing nuclear warheads from the russians and blowing up a somewhere important like the whitehouse. 2) an attractive girlfriend that doesn't really like what i do and therefore can be swayed into helping the ruggishly good looking british secret agent, via the cunning use of sex! 3) a pet, reptiles are good 4) a henchman that has some unusual way of killing people 5) a secret army of people dressed in red, that can't shot and run around a lot 6) a russian defector, ex KGB preferably called vladimir! 7) a secret lab, full of scientists I have kidnapped and are holding there family hostage or ones that got there research budget removed after the fall of the soviet union. 8) some sort of odd birthmark or maybe a third nipple. 9) a spy that is undercover from the FBI that I have no idea about, but who i will eventually kill once I discover he has betrayed me 10) a casino 11) lots of legitimate businesses, which only provide cover for my drug trafficing ring. mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 (edited) 1) a fiendish plan which pretty much involves stealing nuclear warheads from the russians and blowing up a somewhere important like the whitehouse. 2) an attractive girlfriend that doesn't really like what i do and therefore can be swayed into helping the ruggishly good looking british secret agent, via the cunning use of sex! 3) a pet, reptiles are good 4) a henchman that has some unusual way of killing people 5) a secret army of people dressed in red, that can't shot and run around a lot 6) a russian defector, ex KGB preferably called vladimir! 7) a secret lab, full of scientists I have kidnapped and are holding there family hostage or ones that got there research budget removed after the fall of the soviet union. 8) some sort of odd birthmark or maybe a third nipple. 9) a spy that is undercover from the FBI that I have no idea about, but who i will eventually kill once I discover he has betrayed me 10) a casino 11) lots of legitimate businesses, which only provide cover for my drug trafficing ring. mike ← I've got one of those on my cheek,only another ten an i can take over the world Edited June 17, 2005 by yoyoyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_pimp Posted June 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Has some one just watched Austin Powers? nope, just quite bored, and thinking of taking over the world. Just trying to get some bits togeter 1st Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 nope, just quite bored, and thinking of taking over the world. Just trying to get some bits togeter 1st ← Just walk around being yourself. That could scare most of the world leaders off Lee. :shifty: I'm with Mike on the 3rd point. You need a super hot girlfriend, who can betray you, then be stupidly clumsy and get herself and the MI5 agent caught, so you can kill them both. I think Mikes is the best list so far, except number one. Whitehouse isn't important. Not to someone taking over the world, you want to preserve things you will need. After taking over the world, that will become your residence remember! :shifty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delusional Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 1) Evil Layer, preferably hidden in an inactive volcano. An evil layer of what? Or just a layer of pure, distilled evil? Although, covering the world in a layer of evil may inhibit your plan to take over the world, as everyone else could suddenly have the same idea! :op Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 An evil layer of what? Or just a layer of pure, distilled evil? Although, covering the world in a layer of evil may inhibit your plan to take over the world, as everyone else could suddenly have the same idea! :op ← I think he meant Lair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 I think he meant Lair ← Thanks for the subtext warning there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex.loves.boys Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 1.areoplane. 2.bike 3.lots of moeny 4.big gun 5.body guards 6.fast car 7.subarine 8.a scar on my face 9.a chawawa(SP??)mini little rat thing but has to have no hair 10........a helemet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 1. Secret hideout(with trials park for when you are waitin for world leaders to reply) 2.Escape tunnel 3.evil pet 4.Personal bodyguards(that work) 5.Personal army(that doesnt work) 6.Some intelligent person to do your thinking 7.An escaped convict 8.lots of guns 9.some killing device that takes too long to kill someone givimg them a chance to escape 10. A girlfriend who is way too good for you and is in it for the money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 the control of george bushes mind. (well technically he does have the power) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Jones Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 (edited) I guess all you would need is a big idea to come up with an operating system that pisses over OS X, XP, Longhorn?, UNIX, Linux etc... just summot completely mind blowing... and maybe all the hardware to go with it?.. naa that would take too long... A can of Lynx :shifty: J. Edited June 18, 2005 by trialmedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cant_ride Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 1. Dried pasta 2. Mince 3. Bololgnese sauce 4. Salt 5. Pepper 6. red wine 7. a stoopid flippin' cat 8. a pringles tube 9. mind altering drugs 10. 5 portions of fruit and veg per day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 the village drunk..loved by all..hit by some (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalopS Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 mathuds0 Yesterday, 11:10 PM Post #15 the control of george bushes mind. (well technically he does have the power) He doesnt have a mind though (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 (edited) I worry about the german bloke lee :x You want to have your evil ways with him in your evil layer, or possibly "black method of transport" All you need is one ginsters and a herd of hungry slaves.... they'll do anything (Y) Edited June 19, 2005 by trialsmad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 1) A flat because no one would think an evil genius would live in a flat 2) A turbo-charged mini, although I cant drive they look fun anyway 3) A large selection of guns comprising of M4a1's, Stehr Aug's, AWM's, Desert Eagles, MP5's, P90's (Yes i do play counterstrike) and maybe a couple of M60's to guard my flat with. Lots of grenades too 4) A plan to take over the world: I may hire pinky and the brain for that 5) Generic Henchmen 6) A catchphrase 7) A enemy/hero who would be like Johnny English but probably worse 8) Some karribinas to pass the time with 9) A army, bigger than the British army, better trained than the SAS 10) ......yeah id also want a helmet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dave Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 1.a empty toilet roll 2.a empty tissue box 3.a willy stick 4.elastic bands 5.selotape 6.one u made earlyer proberly do it with that...i wont let on what it is, other wise everyone wil be making them (Y) Dave (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 He doesnt have a mind though (Y) ← curses foiled again (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 (edited) pack of ten kitkat orange ^_^ oh yeah..and some chocolate hobnobs and tesco lemonade (not the value stuff) and a pot noodle horn, a pot noodle..a kettle, electricity..and a fork Edited June 19, 2005 by Dan6061 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 The Dorling Kindersly, "Guide to Taking Over The World On A Budget" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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