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Make yourself a list of 10 vital thinngs you would need to take over the world

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1) Evil Layer, preferably hidden in an inactive volcano.

2) A pet, either a rabbit of cat, something that will sit on your lap.

3) Dopey Henchmen, who will get things wrong, and who cant shoot for crap.

4)An evil vehcile, either a black car, or helicopter

5) A big strong German bloke, cos they all have them

6) A secret handshake, because they are cool.

7) A well practiced evil laugh

8) Some kind of "laser" or death ray

9) the phone number to all the worlds most important people, ive allways wonder how they have allways contacted the president soo fast.

10)some kind of prison, with an angry animal. The orison has to be easy to escape from, with another dopey gaurd outside

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1) a fiendish plan which pretty much involves stealing nuclear warheads from the russians and blowing up a somewhere important like the whitehouse.

2) an attractive girlfriend that doesn't really like what i do and therefore can be swayed into helping the ruggishly good looking british secret agent, via the cunning use of sex!

3) a pet, reptiles are good

4) a henchman that has some unusual way of killing people

5) a secret army of people dressed in red, that can't shot and run around a lot

6) a russian defector, ex KGB preferably called vladimir!

7) a secret lab, full of scientists I have kidnapped and are holding there family hostage or ones that got there research budget removed after the fall of the soviet union.

8) some sort of odd birthmark or maybe a third nipple.

9) a spy that is undercover from the FBI that I have no idea about, but who i will eventually kill once I discover he has betrayed me

10) a casino

11) lots of legitimate businesses, which only provide cover for my drug trafficing ring.

mike

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1) a fiendish plan which pretty much involves stealing nuclear warheads from the russians and blowing up a somewhere important like the whitehouse.

2) an attractive girlfriend that doesn't really like what i do and therefore can be swayed into helping the ruggishly good looking british secret agent, via the cunning use of sex!

3) a pet, reptiles are good

4) a henchman that has some unusual way of killing people

5) a secret army of people dressed in red, that can't shot and run around a lot

6) a russian defector, ex KGB preferably called vladimir!

7) a secret lab, full of scientists I have kidnapped and are holding there family hostage or ones that got there research budget removed after the fall of the soviet union.

8) some sort of odd birthmark or maybe a third nipple.

9) a spy that is undercover from the FBI that I have no idea about, but who i will eventually kill once I discover he has betrayed me

10) a casino

11) lots of legitimate businesses, which only provide cover for my drug trafficing ring.

mike

I've got one of those on my cheek,only another ten an i can take over the world

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nope, just quite bored, and thinking of taking over the world.

Just trying to get some bits togeter 1st

Just walk around being yourself. That could scare most of the world leaders off Lee. :shifty:

I'm with Mike on the 3rd point. You need a super hot girlfriend, who can betray you, then be stupidly clumsy and get herself and the MI5 agent caught, so you can kill them both.

I think Mikes is the best list so far, except number one. Whitehouse isn't important. Not to someone taking over the world, you want to preserve things you will need. After taking over the world, that will become your residence remember! :shifty:

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1) Evil Layer, preferably hidden in an inactive volcano.

An evil layer of what? Or just a layer of pure, distilled evil? Although, covering the world in a layer of evil may inhibit your plan to take over the world, as everyone else could suddenly have the same idea!

:op

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1. Secret hideout(with trials park for when you are waitin for world leaders to reply)

2.Escape tunnel

3.evil pet

4.Personal bodyguards(that work)

5.Personal army(that doesnt work)

6.Some intelligent person to do your thinking

7.An escaped convict

8.lots of guns

9.some killing device that takes too long to kill someone givimg them a chance to escape

10. A girlfriend who is way too good for you and is in it for the money

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I guess all you would need is a big idea to come up with an operating system that pisses over OS X, XP, Longhorn?, UNIX, Linux etc... just summot completely mind blowing... and maybe all the hardware to go with it?.. naa that would take too long...

A can of Lynx :shifty:

J.

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I worry about the german bloke lee :x

You want to have your evil ways with him in your evil layer, or possibly "black method of transport"

All you need is one ginsters and a herd of hungry slaves.... they'll do anything (Y)

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1) A flat because no one would think an evil genius would live in a flat

2) A turbo-charged mini, although I cant drive they look fun anyway

3) A large selection of guns comprising of M4a1's, Stehr Aug's, AWM's, Desert Eagles, MP5's, P90's (Yes i do play counterstrike) and maybe a couple of M60's to guard my flat with. Lots of grenades too

4) A plan to take over the world: I may hire pinky and the brain for that

5) Generic Henchmen

6) A catchphrase

7) A enemy/hero who would be like Johnny English but probably worse

8) Some karribinas to pass the time with

9) A army, bigger than the British army, better trained than the SAS

10) ......yeah id also want a helmet

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pack of ten kitkat orange

^_^

oh yeah..and some chocolate hobnobs and tesco lemonade (not the value stuff)

and a pot noodle horn, a pot noodle..a kettle, electricity..and a fork

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