MrMonkey Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?" Man - "I've got an orange willy!" Doc - "What?" Man - "My willy - it's turned orange." Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?" Man - "Not really" Doc - "What about stress at work?" Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack" Doc - "That sounds very stressful." Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated" Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?" Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and put me down every chance she got." Doc - "That sounds stressful" Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier." Doc - "I see, what about your social life?" Man - "Social life? I don't really have one." Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?" Man - "Watch porn and eat Cheezy Wotsits." LOLLERSKATES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 :'( Crap story, crap punchline, but it works. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson© Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Yeah I heard that one before ages ago... its brill :lol: :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavic Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 :lol: HAhah :'( . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 thats shit, didnt even make me smile. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wasted 1 min of my life. bastardo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 thats shit, didnt even make me smile. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wasted 1 min of my life. bastardo. ← My thought exactly, but it's Monkey, he's made me laugh loads before, so i can forgive him :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johneh Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 (edited) MINT Edited July 16, 2005 by MC-Bolo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsriderjim Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 thats shit, didnt even make me smile. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wasted 1 min of my life. bastardo. ← Man you read slow!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 LOLLERSKATES. ← haha that is funnier than the actual joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted July 16, 2005 Report Share Posted July 16, 2005 Man you read slow!!! ← i had to post aswell...duhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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