James_Porter Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 hmmmmm.....once a day if i'm in the mood. I cant have one in the morning, i get up too late for work and i have no time :lol: It's a b*****d when your gagging for one while building a bike or something :'( ← is it just me that doesnt get that???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 while at work....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 is it just me that doesnt get that???? ← He means, when he's fixing bikes he wouldn't mind putting his knob in the seat tube and giving it a good bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I love you MrMonkey, I want to lick your armpit :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 watching big brother..just saw makosi (sp?) and sam's kiss...woooh :'( :lol: :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nb88 Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 You guys need to visit here: Masturbation forum :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Had 1 this week i think. But can you use both hands lol :lol:" :"> Girls always lie about it, don't know why. Apart from some of the skater girls :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh B Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 HAha jay and si thorght your name mite crop up in this topic. That sam is plain FILTH if any on was watching. And anthony (are u get my willy out on t.v HAHA) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 (edited) Im not being a dick here or anything harsh but im gonna put my 3 pence in anyway about girls in general since this is a forum: Girls finger ....... FACT Girls invented beastiality ....... FACT 80% are heartless and borderline filth ...... FACT ( read the FHM confessions extra mag that came out this month or last... its just wrong what they do ) if they deny it they are liars... FACT Oh yea... and if you wanna think your one of the big boys... you gotta know how to jack yerself off with both hands (simultaneously or singular dependent on FACTORS). Going fakie is an art .. not a joke. Edited June 16, 2005 by Spacemunkee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Im not being a dick here or anything harsh but im gonna put my 3 pence in anyway about girls in general since this is a forum: Girls finger ....... FACT Girls invented beastiality ....... FACT 80% are heartless and borderline filth ...... FACT ( read the FHM confessions extra mag that came out this month or last... its just wrong what they do ) if they deny it they are liars... FACT Oh yea... and if you wanna think your one of the big boys... you gotta know how to jack yerself off with both hands (simultaneously or singular dependent on FACTORS). Going fakie is an art .. not a joke. ← I'm left handed naturally but started with my right, therefore I could move to my left with ease. :'( :lol: I'M A BIG BOY MOMMY WATCH ME MASTURBATE WITH BOTH HANDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 I'm left handed naturally but started with my right, therefore I could move to my left with ease. :'( :lol: I'M A BIG BOY MOMMY WATCH ME MASTURBATE WITH BOTH HANDS. ← In the quote box it goes....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Jesus id look like hell boy if i didnt alternate hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineasmithpig Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 haha quality. oh, and... Yes I have and Yes I do It doesn't turn me on I do it with my best mates I know i'm not a lesbian thanx Me and my mates know it gets lads going so it's always a laugh I don't do it all the time so yeh.... don't see why it's a big deal really jenn<3XX we want some video evidence too... gettin board o the same 'free clips' online. ah well, 1 more week til i'm sleepin with the missus everynite again. in ur face, wankers!! (take that as u will (damn! done it again!!! (oh i give up (errrrrrr)))) smithy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai the Socket Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 You wank sooo much more in holidays. I've got 10 weeks of nothing! I need a new girlfriend! Lol.. Wish I'd of asked the hot girl on the Train for her number :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineasmithpig Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 ask any hot girl for her number. summer lovin, and all that. beats wankin. havin a beautiful young lady do the deeds for u. leavin ur hands free for.............. the tv remote, and a cold pint!! Caution! this can result in severe damage to the crotch area, and u may have to resort back to wanking for a number of weeks (unless u buy her somthin REALLY nice) smithy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 After reading 4 pages, i have come to this conclusion: The best things in life are free. :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai the Socket Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 ask any hot girl for her number. summer lovin, and all that. beats wankin. havin a beautiful young lady do the deeds for u. leavin ur hands free for.............. the tv remote, and a cold pint!! Caution! this can result in severe damage to the crotch area, and u may have to resort back to wanking for a number of weeks (unless u buy her somthin REALLY nice) smithy ← Don't tell me that now :( You're making me feel worse. I SHALL find her. Next hot girl I see and who looks at me (:lol: kinda thing) I'm gna get her number. I was eye'd up in the supermarket with my mum too :'( I think I'm just checking out too many girls really obviously and they're giving me 'f**k off' looks :P :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineasmithpig Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 I was eye'd up in the supermarket with my mum too see 'girls kissing' thread, because i know ur an ugly bugger :'( and yes, i know 'ewwwwwwwwwwww' smithy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onza-Ash Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 i remember hearinga fact...something like ....*figures may be wrong* 95% of guys masturbate and 90% of women masturbate....the other 15% dont have any hands... :'( ash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 All women masterbate, they just don't admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 A girl a know does it with objects around the house. He latest a glue stick. Others on her list: Attempted lightbulb :- Drink bottle (nozzle end!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishwog Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 This is the TF greatest topic so far :- (Y) I agree with almost every theory in here, especially the having a whack gets you to sleep one :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 (edited) haha quality. oh, and... we want some video evidence too... gettin board o the same 'free clips' online. ah well, 1 more week til i'm sleepin with the missus everynite again. in ur face, wankers!! (take that as u will (damn! done it again!!! (oh i give up (errrrrrr)))) smithy ← Where the hell is this quote? Yes I have and Yes I do It doesn't turn me on I do it with my best mates I know i'm not a lesbian thanx Me and my mates know it gets lads going so it's always a laugh I don't do it all the time so yeh.... don't see why it's a big deal really jenn<3XX Dam it i thort it was on about masturbating. (Y) found it int kissing thread Edited June 19, 2005 by Davetrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Dam it i thort it was on about masturbating. (Y) found it int kissing thread ← LOL Can you imagine if it was though.............................. BOING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 You lot make me sick! (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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