James_Porter Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 When was that james? im sure ull finish today with a bang when u go bed. ← if i cant sleep was just after i was speaking to you :lol: :'( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Mazing. I won't tell you how much i see too the priest, but its more then likely more then the average. :lol: Not quite sure on the clearing your head thing though. I'm probably the same as others, its the only way to get rid of morning wood. :'( You know, girls can masturbate too. I think we need their perspective on this. Know i'm not perverse and wan't to hear masturbation stories from the females. Its just every girl i talk to thinks its disgusting, and has never done it, nor intends to ever do it. Yet its like a fact that 80% do. Unless i'm always meeting the 20% that don't? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson© Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I've had 3 so far 2nite as I'm that f**king bored!!!!!! :'( Just like that time James answered my Msn name before, 'When bordeom sets in you ????' :lol: Watson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerrie-Anne Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 (edited) Mazing. I won't tell you how much i see too the priest, but its more then likely more then the average. :( Not quite sure on the clearing your head thing though. I'm probably the same as others, its the only way to get rid of morning wood. :lol: You know, girls can masturbate too. I think we need their perspective on this. Know i'm not perverse and wan't to hear masturbation stories from the females. Its just every girl i talk to thinks its disgusting, and has never done it, nor intends to ever do it. Yet its like a fact that 80% do. Unless i'm always meeting the 20% that don't? :P ← Lol! Simon... No i don't, Maybe you are just meeting the 20% that don't or just meeting ones that do but they deny it as its embarassing....? Kerrie. xxxx :'( Edited June 16, 2005 by Angelfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Over half of the girls i have met and asked replied yes on the whole female fiddly business :'(" Ask any scottish girl about it and they'll reply yes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swize Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Lol! Simon... No i don't, Maybe you are just meeting the 20% that don't or just meeting ones that do but they deny it as its embarassing....? Kerrie. xxxx :lol: ← Could that be because ur only 14 :'( ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson© Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Well I know my ex ex girlfriend did masturbate as she told me but she didn't really like it, she perfered guys doing it to her as they had bigger fingers :lol: :'( Loads of lassies would of tried it and either.... A:- Didn't like it B:- Deny it as there embarassed C:- Keep doing it as they like it Watson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson© Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Ask any scottish girl about it and they'll reply yes... ← I have and not alot of them said Yes :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I've had 3 so far 2nite as I'm that f**king bored!!!!!! :'( Just like that time James answered my Msn name before, 'When bordeom sets in you ????' :lol: Watson ← you best not be wanking over me watson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I have and not alot of them said Yes :lol: ← Strange :'( Every single scottish girl i have asked has said yes, might just be luck :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson© Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 you best not be wanking over me watson. ← Me never :'(" Naw seriosly thats disgusting, unless you are a female Porter :lol: lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson© Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Strange :'( Every single scottish girl i have asked has said yes, might just be luck :lol: ← Yeah might just be luck likes... where these lassies live, anywhere close to me, could be interesting :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Yeah might just be luck likes... where these lassies live, anywhere close to me, could be interesting :'( ← A few from Glasgow, and 2 from Annan (near Carlisle) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducko Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 bloody hell you guys are all machines haha! ive only had one this week does that make me weird? i can never be arsed lol, rather get a girl to do the job (i currently have no gf) trust me to be a freak haha :'(" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I have a friend who proclaims that more girls do it than the ones that say, unless they are something she said and I've forgot. But still she says that most girls tell their close girly friends but not just friends etc. So girls rat your masturbating friends in before they do it to you so they can't claim you did it as revenge :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavic Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 (edited) I have just fallen in love with Hillary Duff. Well masterbation, er twice today i think so far ooh HILLARY. Edited June 16, 2005 by mavic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson© Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 bloody hell you guys are all machines haha! ive only had one this week does that make me weird? i can never be arsed lol, rather get a girl to do the job (i currently have no gf) trust me to be a freak haha :P" ← Naw your not a freak mate... I know someone who dosn't wank at all :lol: :( :P He feels it's the lassies job... wtf he all about... if he went to shumf ( shag ) someone he would last 2 seconds and then explode leaving the bird at the other end of the room :'( Watson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Naw your not a freak mate... I know someone who dosn't wank at all :( :P :P He feels it's the lassies job... wtf he all about... if he went to shumf ( shag ) someone he would last 2 seconds and then explode leaving the bird at the other end of the room :'( Watson ← That can be a major problem, not related to what you said but still. If you wank too much, then you want a quick one, it can take f**king ages I started too early and did it too much, no more quick wanks for me I'm there for ages and you need so much porn aswell, thank god I have about 10 freesites, completely free aswell, one with full 3-4GB movies, PM me if you're interested, if you are under 18 I will not be able to oblige your requests. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR.MONTY Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Over half of the girls i have met and asked replied yes on the whole female fiddly business :'(" Ask any scottish girl about it and they'll reply yes... ← Nah, half of the lassies ive asked have sayed no... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Nah, half of the lassies ive asked have sayed no... ← But the other half have said yes so it's still pretty close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Nah, half of the lassies ive asked have sayed no... ← And the other half said yes :'(" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 And the other half said yes :'(" ← I was quicker larde dar de dar dar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Lol... you crazy bugger, I remember one time I wanted to test myself and see how long I could last without one, got about 3 and abit weeks, was well impressed with my self ← I tried that. Mannaged 3 days :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I was quicker larde dar de dar dar. ← Meh, prob only by a few seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 hmmmmm.....once a day if i'm in the mood. I cant have one in the morning, i get up too late for work and i have no time :lol: It's a b*****d when your gagging for one while building a bike or something :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.