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Monkey's Masturbation Theory


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This is not perverse in anyway, but does prove some things.

This morning I woke up with a problem (in my head I could get it hard) but I couldn't think of the answer at all, or the answer that was better for me. (It wasn't Maths or anything it was a question about my life etc) So then I decided to indulge myself which I doubt any of you really wanted to know about, but afterwards I could see clearly which was the better choice for me.

So it's true men do think with their dicks until they've had a good bash.

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Can't start the day without one :-

It also gets rid of morning wood I find!

James (Y)

And your parents think you're being lazy when it's time to get out of bed in the morning; 'Not yet! ...gimme a couple of minutes.'

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If you can't get to sleep, try it and you'l just drop straight off.

Some chemical reaction I bellive.

that is SOOOO true. can you get addicted????? i think i used to be :'( .

i think it was more down to the fact i had a g/f then i had nothing, therefore my right hand came in extreamly helpful quite a lot.

this isnt me being harsh, but what do people with like no hands do it? and horses???

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that is SOOOO true. can you get addicted????? i think i used to be :'( .

i think it was more down to the fact i had a g/f then i had nothing, therefore my right hand came in extreamly helpful quite a lot.

this isnt me being harsh, but what do people with like no hands do it? and horses???

Horses rub it against other things, people with no hands use their feet. I was also rather addicted at one point doing it 2-3 times a day.

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lol, i agree with the theory about sleeping. But somehow I think that if people argue enough, the 'middle-of-exam-request' could be gained :'( lol

"In the news today a pupils exam paper was rejected after all 18 of his GCSE papers appeared to be stuck together after he asked to relieve himself on each exam"

Theres a lad in school who takes masturbation to an extreme imo. He's called 'Johnny Jerk-off' and I'll let you guess why

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If you can't get to sleep, try it and you'l just drop straight off.

Some chemical reaction I bellive.

That is sooooo true... I do that all the time when I canny get to sleep :P

Also, if you have a sore belly and you have a :P" somehow it becomes unsore ( well does for me :'( )

That'd explain why im not sleeping...

Since I got a g/f I've been "saving" it... yes thats right, 3 weeks without one!

Lol... you crazy bugger, I remember one time I wanted to test myself and see how long I could last without one, got about 3 and abit weeks, was well impressed with my self lmao!!! :(

There is no point in 'saving' it mate... cause then your g/f gets coverd in the stuff :lol:

Watson

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Theres a lad in school who takes masturbation to an extreme imo. He's called 'Johnny Jerk-off' and I'll let you guess why

Sorry I have to post about this too... there is this lad at my School who takes it to the extreme too... he has 7 wanks in a row... oh my god!!! it would be red raw lmao!!! :'( And one time we where in Maths and decided to phone the sex line to tell them about his problem, then the teacher walked in and asked what he was doing... I was dying with lafter :P

He also where's two pairs of pants and a pair of boxers to keep is boner down when hes around females.... PMSL!!!!! :lol: :( :P

Watson

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Sorry I have to post about this too... there is this lad at my School who takes it to the extreme too... he has 7 wanks in a row... oh my god!!! it would be red raw lmao!!! :'( And one time we where in Maths and decided to phone the sex line to tell them about his problem, then the teacher walked in and asked what he was doing... I was dying with lafter :lol:

He also where's two pairs of pants and a pair of boxers to keep is boner down when hes around females.... PMSL!!!!! :lol:  :(  :P

Watson

Whos that?

Ive no had a wee bash in a wee while actually, might be cumin (sorry for the pun) on a week now :P

Ive actually felt fine recently... just no needed to relieve myself.

A well.

Might try and go for my record of 12 Years without 1. :ermm:"

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Sorry I have to post about this too... there is this lad at my School who takes it to the extreme too... he has 7 wanks in a row... oh my god!!! it would be red raw lmao!!! :'( And one time we where in Maths and decided to phone the sex line to tell them about his problem, then the teacher walked in and asked what he was doing... I was dying with lafter :ermm:

He also where's two pairs of pants and a pair of boxers to keep is boner down when hes around females.... PMSL!!!!! :lol:  :(  :P

Watson

LOL!! :P

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how the hell do you last 3 weeks?!?!?!?!

me and my mates tried this way back, i was the first out at like 4 days :">

then we tried again and i was out the first day :">

and i will tell you why i was allways first out, cause i couldnt get to sleep at night, my head was like a fecking porno when i was trying to get to sleep and i got bored.

also i dont think it was fair that they all had g/f's and i didnt, they say they didnt get nout or anything but i dont believe them :lol: :'( :P

enough said, and im not addicted anymore. :P only had 1 today!!!!!!!!!! :( :ermm:

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