MrMonkey Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 This is not perverse in anyway, but does prove some things. This morning I woke up with a problem (in my head I could get it hard) but I couldn't think of the answer at all, or the answer that was better for me. (It wasn't Maths or anything it was a question about my life etc) So then I decided to indulge myself which I doubt any of you really wanted to know about, but afterwards I could see clearly which was the better choice for me. So it's true men do think with their dicks until they've had a good bash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechink Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 hahahahahahaha tried and test theory. simon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Very random theory... my theory is that men get bored and have a quick tug... or is that just me :- (Y) ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoojames Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Can't start the day without one :- It also gets rid of morning wood I find! James (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Can't start the day without one :- It also gets rid of morning wood I find! James (Y) ← And your parents think you're being lazy when it's time to get out of bed in the morning; 'Not yet! ...gimme a couple of minutes.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Don't come in yet, i'm err, naked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 In the middle of an exam: "Miss!!! Can I go to the toilet, I need to focus my mind..." :- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 the 2 minuates after you have 'relieved' yourserlf is the time where someone can be the most honest because he doesent have sex on the mind... so, anyone else seen 'something about mary' ? hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 If you can't get to sleep, try it and you'l just drop straight off. Some chemical reaction I bellive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Cant have put it better myself! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 If you can't get to sleep, try it and you'l just drop straight off. Some chemical reaction I bellive. ← that is SOOOO true. can you get addicted????? i think i used to be :'( . i think it was more down to the fact i had a g/f then i had nothing, therefore my right hand came in extreamly helpful quite a lot. this isnt me being harsh, but what do people with like no hands do it? and horses??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 that is SOOOO true. can you get addicted????? i think i used to be :'( . i think it was more down to the fact i had a g/f then i had nothing, therefore my right hand came in extreamly helpful quite a lot. this isnt me being harsh, but what do people with like no hands do it? and horses??? ← Horses rub it against other things, people with no hands use their feet. I was also rather addicted at one point doing it 2-3 times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Horses rub it against other things, people with no hands use their feet. I was also rather addicted at one point doing it 2-3 times a day. ← No no no. I know for a FACT that horses mastubate but slapping thier dicks on their bellys. I've seen it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 No no no. I know for a FACT that horses mastubate but slapping thier dicks on their bellys. I've seen it. ← I knew it was something a bit weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoojames Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 If you can't get to sleep, try it and you'l just drop straight off. Some chemical reaction I bellive. ← That'd explain why im not sleeping... Since I got a g/f I've been "saving" it... yes thats right, 3 weeks without one! James :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 lol, i agree with the theory about sleeping. But somehow I think that if people argue enough, the 'middle-of-exam-request' could be gained :'( lol "In the news today a pupils exam paper was rejected after all 18 of his GCSE papers appeared to be stuck together after he asked to relieve himself on each exam" Theres a lad in school who takes masturbation to an extreme imo. He's called 'Johnny Jerk-off' and I'll let you guess why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson© Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 If you can't get to sleep, try it and you'l just drop straight off. Some chemical reaction I bellive. ← That is sooooo true... I do that all the time when I canny get to sleep :P Also, if you have a sore belly and you have a :P" somehow it becomes unsore ( well does for me :'( ) That'd explain why im not sleeping... Since I got a g/f I've been "saving" it... yes thats right, 3 weeks without one! ← Lol... you crazy bugger, I remember one time I wanted to test myself and see how long I could last without one, got about 3 and abit weeks, was well impressed with my self lmao!!! :( There is no point in 'saving' it mate... cause then your g/f gets coverd in the stuff :lol: Watson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson© Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Theres a lad in school who takes masturbation to an extreme imo. He's called 'Johnny Jerk-off' and I'll let you guess why ← Sorry I have to post about this too... there is this lad at my School who takes it to the extreme too... he has 7 wanks in a row... oh my god!!! it would be red raw lmao!!! :'( And one time we where in Maths and decided to phone the sex line to tell them about his problem, then the teacher walked in and asked what he was doing... I was dying with lafter :P He also where's two pairs of pants and a pair of boxers to keep is boner down when hes around females.... PMSL!!!!! :lol: :( :P Watson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 He also where's two pairs of pants and a pair of boxers to keep is boner down when hes around females.... PMSL!!!!! :'( :lol: :( Watson ← LMFAO! HAHAHAHA Mate, that's too bloody funny! :P :P :ermm: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR.MONTY Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Sorry I have to post about this too... there is this lad at my School who takes it to the extreme too... he has 7 wanks in a row... oh my god!!! it would be red raw lmao!!! :'( And one time we where in Maths and decided to phone the sex line to tell them about his problem, then the teacher walked in and asked what he was doing... I was dying with lafter :lol: He also where's two pairs of pants and a pair of boxers to keep is boner down when hes around females.... PMSL!!!!! :lol: :( :P Watson ← Whos that? Ive no had a wee bash in a wee while actually, might be cumin (sorry for the pun) on a week now :P Ive actually felt fine recently... just no needed to relieve myself. A well. Might try and go for my record of 12 Years without 1. :ermm:" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 No no no. I know for a FACT that horses mastubate but slapping thier dicks on their bellys. I've seen it. ← Where did you find that out,just a bit wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Sorry I have to post about this too... there is this lad at my School who takes it to the extreme too... he has 7 wanks in a row... oh my god!!! it would be red raw lmao!!! :'( And one time we where in Maths and decided to phone the sex line to tell them about his problem, then the teacher walked in and asked what he was doing... I was dying with lafter :ermm: He also where's two pairs of pants and a pair of boxers to keep is boner down when hes around females.... PMSL!!!!! :lol: :( :P Watson ← LOL!! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR.MONTY Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Just read the post on lassies kissing... mnnnn yeah.... thought i'd have a quick one, then seen that FAT wife.... then saw the fit one... mnnnnn. Nah, im going to stick to it... over 12 years! Ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 how the hell do you last 3 weeks?!?!?!?! me and my mates tried this way back, i was the first out at like 4 days :"> then we tried again and i was out the first day :"> and i will tell you why i was allways first out, cause i couldnt get to sleep at night, my head was like a fecking porno when i was trying to get to sleep and i got bored. also i dont think it was fair that they all had g/f's and i didnt, they say they didnt get nout or anything but i dont believe them :lol: :'( :P enough said, and im not addicted anymore. :P only had 1 today!!!!!!!!!! :( :ermm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 When was that james? im sure ull finish today with a bang when u go bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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