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Michael Hardman

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All in the spirit of the thread, no harm meant to be done to anyone.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot of his head.

What do you do if you see a half dead nigger lying in the road?

Stop laughing and reload your shotgun.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

Niggers.

What did the policeman call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?

"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?

One if you spread him real thin.

Why are niggers like sperm?

Only one in a million actually work.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?

That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

That's all for now.

:'(

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If them jokes where about white people..no-one would find them "funny"

I didnt find them funny at all because I find them quite racist (i know he said no harm meant to be done)

But i'm just saying that some people don't realise that racism work both ways...so if I was to call a black guy "blackie" or something..I would probably get a broken nose or something..but If a black guy called me "whitey" or somwething..I wouldnt get offended.

anyhoo...

errmm..cant think of any jokes..will edit when I do

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All in the spirit of the thread, no harm meant to be done to anyone.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

Take your foot of his head.

What do you do if you see a half dead nigger lying in the road?

Stop laughing and reload your shotgun.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

Niggers.

What did the policeman call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?

Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

Why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?

"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?

One if you spread him real thin.

Why are niggers like sperm?

Only one in a million actually work.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?

That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

That's all for now.

  :lol:

F*cking Hell bit ott, can quickly see this thread turning into a who has the harshest racial jokes :'(

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everybody's equal.

Nice utopian view, but isn't the case, really. Also, racial equality isn't about acknowledging people are equal, it's more about the fact that it's how people are treated that is the problem.

e.g. Apartheid, slavery, and so on.

If you think white people have a shitty deal now 'cos we can't say "nigger" without people possibly getting offended, it's not really in the same league as us not being allowed to go in a bus with other people because of our skin colour.

Oh, wait, it's more fun to be f**king ignorant and retarded.

[f**king ignorant and retarded]Haha, I'm saying nigger and you can't stop me haha [/f**king ignorant and retarded]

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i know what u mean mark

i'm as happy with different races as i am with my own sexuality (straight and sure of it, before u ask). wish everyone else in the world was the same. *sigh* :'(

one thing that does miff me off though, is when people assume ur racist because ur white. is that racism in its self?

smithy

(oops! just realised we're onto racism. same applies for any discrimination of people for things not caused by their own actions. feelin like a right hippy now.... )

peace man (and women :lol:" )

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one thing that does miff me off though, is when people assume ur racist because ur white.  is that racism in its self?

Probably because in black communities previously, white people were the people who were oppressing black people, and thus being racist. Shitty reputations are hard to shake I suppose, although I guess nowadays with chav culture, it's just all a different way of having a go at each other :'(

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ah, the joys of trials.  once ur on a bike everyones equal.

As long as it's got the right style frame, right company logo, right spec, etc.? :'(

For example, in BMX people seem to look down on Nyquist 'cos he's got 4 pegs, 2 brakes etc.

C'est la vie I guess, it doesn't really stop you doing what you want to do, and as long as that's the case I don't really see a problem with fashion victims...

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For example, in BMX people seem to look down on Nyquist 'cos he's got 4 pegs, 2 brakes etc

i'd call that jealousy

'hey dudes! i can wipe the floor with u , even with all this extra weight!'

no1 discriminated unless they p*ss people off.

As long as it's got the right style frame, right company logo, right spec, etc.

fashion victims.. agreed :'(

smithy

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ok.

why cant stevie wonder read??

because he's black

oh ye, a womans having a baby and once she's givn birth the doctor looks worried. he takes away the baby and after a while reapears.he says to the woman

"do you want to hear the good news ofr the bad news"

"well i guess the bad news first" the women replies

"well we dont know how to tell you this, he's ginger"

"whats the good news"

"dont worry we killed it"

sorry ginger people

whats the most intelligent thing to come out of a womans mouth.

Einsteins cock

im gonna get slaughtered for that

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A father and his young son are out for a leisurely drive.

A few miles down the road a loud "BUMP, BUMP" was heard......

The boy "What was that daddy?"

The dad "Don't worry son, we just ran over a cat"

They carry on driving but shortly after another "BUMP, BUMP" was heard....

The boy "What was that??"

The dad "It was just a dog son."

They carry on regardless, enjoying the nice sunny drive when suddenly a "BUMP, BUMP, BUMP, BUMP" was heard........

The boy "What was that?"

The dad "We just hit a catholic"

The boy "But why was there 4 bumps?"

The dad "Because I had to mount the curb to get him....................."

Just an example of the kind of jokes you get over here.

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A father and his young son are out for a leisurely drive.

A few miles down the road a loud "BUMP, BUMP" was heard......

        The boy "What was that daddy?"

        The dad "Don't worry son, we just ran over a cat"

They carry on driving but shortly after another "BUMP, BUMP" was heard....

        The boy "What was that??"

        The dad "It was just a dog son."

They carry on regardless, enjoying the nice sunny drive when suddenly a "BUMP, BUMP, BUMP, BUMP" was heard........

        The boy "What was that?"

        The dad "We just hit a catholic"

        The boy "But why was there 4 bumps?"

        The dad "Because I had to mount the curb to get him....................."

Just an example of the kind of jokes you get over here.

Oh my f**king god. Thats bloody excellent. Good on you lad. :- :lol: (Y)

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2 englishmen and a japanese person are given jobs at a construction yard. The foreman comes up to them to greet them and says right "englishman one will be in charge of labour, englishman two will b in charge of surveying and the japanese person will be in charge of supplies"

3 weeks later the foreman comes back to inspect the workers, only to find no progress. He approaches to 2 englishmen and demands "WHy has no work been done?"

"Well we couldn't do anything because we had no spades"

"RIGHT WHERES THE JAPANESE BLOKE?"

The two men pointed towards a pile of rubble. The foreman started walking up to the pile when the japanese man jumped out and shouted

"SUPPLIES!!"

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