Badboy Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 14 things for a man to do in Asda - whilst girlfriend is shopping 01 Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 02 Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 03 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet. 04 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: "Code 3 in Homewares" and see what happens. 05 Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit. 06 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 07 Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department. 08 When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 09 Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10 While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask an assistant if he knows where the anti-depressants are located. 11 Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 12 Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, squeak: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 13 When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!" And last but not least: 14 Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while...then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 03 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endohopper Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 " 10 While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask an assistant if he knows where the anti-depressants are located. " Great post , entertained me on a very boring night shift . Thanks . :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_P Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 hahahaha thanks for making me laugh :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sameer Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Hahaha, I'm so doing the condom and alarm clock one. Good stuff :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 11 Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. :)" i haven't done that... :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minitrialer Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Always thought the idea of the tent one is funny especially if it's a 24 hour shop ! But i am too scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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