Mr Motivator Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 I just gave my number to a girl literally 13minuets ago. Was just talking to her for ages (in the cold street sat in the road) and after 3 hours we decided to go in, and I was like "shame you gotta go to school tomorow" and she was like "yeah let me have your number so I can txt you early in the morning" :blink: Random way to do it, but its goooood :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenn24 Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 just go up to her on your own and make sure your flies are done up and you dont have a hefty boggie hanging out your nose holes. then just push yourself and say "hello my name is miles" but not in a steven hawkins kind of way... and then go on to say... "my mate james is ginger and lives in swindon and told me to say this so dont laugh at me, laugh at him, but i think your very pretty and i would like it if we could get to know each other, heres my number (add "bitch" *here* for gangster affect if you want, never know she might be into that sort of thing) if you wanna text and chat". then say "oh browsticks, im late for my 4 minutes past the 4th hour of the day meeting with my accountant, must dash dahhhhhhhhhhhlin" you will look like a right tit with that last line but would be funny oh my god That would soo work, well it would work on me.. Haha, i love your bit "never know she might be into that sort of thing".. And that end bit has to be said!! But seriously seriously, that would work..i recon.. I actually got chatting to this lad at a gig before, and i got on with him really well, it was extremely random i didn't know him and neither did my friends i just started talking to him, didn't ask for his number cos i thought he was gunna say go away, but Haha the lovelyness of the internet these days, i went onto his bands website and on their forum found his address, and Tra-La i have talked to him since, and i am promised guestlist next time... So you could always try and search for her email for msn or something maybe, always works if you have friends and they send those stupid chain letters to check the address's they send them to...HAHa ohh dear i have revealed what i do... Sad Sad Gurl.. LOVELOVEX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunkey_monkey_boy Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 always works if you have friends and they send those stupid chain letters to check the address's they send them to...HAHa ohh dear i have revealed what i do... ← hmm scary stalker!!! :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenn24 Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 you could say that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 If none of the previous work, watch "dont be a menace to society" That approach at the bbq would defo work :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineasmithpig Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 my 2cents... extreme amounts of alcohol!!! haha. i liked this girl Simone. 6ft blonde, lovely smile, awesome girl, drinks like a fish........ anyways, knew her from college, but not all that well. then, by chance, met her in a club one night after about 8 pints. did the old 'i know u from college!' blah blah blah. bought her drink. ended up kissin her. just celebrated 18months together! and before this, i'd never really had a girlfriend. too shy :"> i say, just try catchin her alone, and say hello n find out a little about her. make it obvious ur into her, without bein too forward n scary (doesn't work, bin there) n ask if u cud meet up some time. she may tell u to take a runnin jump. but just maybe u'll end up with the most perfect person u've ever met....... i love u simone :- 'miffy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoojames Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 im at southdowns, but i aint in till friday :P lol i didnt actually realise you were 17 till alex told me! i thought u were still doing GCSE's! :"> i had the perfect opportunity to talk to her today, she was sat in the cafe with one of her mates (who is also EXTREMELY fit) for at leat an hour! no more than a few feet away from me, but i didnt have the balls to talk to her! ;) told you im hopeless :- ← I'm not 17 (Y) well not till saturday :) so everyone wish me a happy birthday in 2 days ok!? Miles seriously, invite her to a party, just have one, I'll come :P, its such a good way to get to no somebody, your both a bit drunk so you can be all foolish and funny and she'll laugh herself to tears and then you'll hug and dance and you'll take her outside, stick her one, come back in and fall asleep mumbling "Wasn't that good" James :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Deffinate lack of sex last nite. (Y) (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 (edited) Deffinate lack of sex last nite. (Y) :P ← couldnt get it up ay dave (Y) she told me all about it. i was riding yesturday, and im sure this girl was giving me the eye while sucking on an ice pop. >_< Edited June 19, 2005 by James_Porter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 couldnt get it up ay dave (Y) she told me all about it. i was riding yesturday, and im sure this girl was giving me the eye while sucking on an ice pop. :P ← The temptation is to say was it a ginger ice pop (Y) But I decided against it. And I will say this, if she offers her eye to you she must be interested as she won't be able to judge distances for the rest of her life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoojames Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 She was about 8 wasn't she Ginner? Bet she was holding her mummys hand just looking at you in that freaky way children do (Y) or is that just me? CONCLUSION: Porter = Peedo, Wacko Jacko the second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 couldnt get it up ay dave ^_^ she told me all about it. i was riding yesturday, and im sure this girl was giving me the eye while sucking on an ice pop. :- ← Quite the opposite i had to walk funny all night i was/am that horney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Quite the opposite i had to walk funny all night i was/am that horney. ← LMAO! Like a person with a porcupine up their arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 only 17 years! I am begining to think the waiting game isnt working, well after 21 years you would have expected somthing............right? ^_^ ← Why wait when you can date-rape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Why wait when you can date-rape? ← I hope the police don't look at this forum or they'll be round to your house, then most likely mine for extremist ideas. WOOO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Me and scouse phil went and had a chat with some hotties yesterday, was possibly the most awkward thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Me and scouse phil went and had a chat with some hotties yesterday, was possibly the most awkward thing ever. ← thats cause you dont have the skills, not saying i do, but im pretty damn cool :P :) and what do you expect going over with phil, he sounds propper scouse. so as soon as they hear him talk they are gunna run. unless he puts on his "non scouse accent" on, but then he sounds jordy :P LMFAO! JORDY HAHAHAHAHHAHA *had to be there* :P only kidding phil (Y) :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 (edited) thats cause you dont have the skills, not saying i do, but im pretty damn cool :P :) and what do you expect going over with phil, he sounds propper scouse. so as soon as they hear him talk they are gunna run. unless he puts on his "non scouse accent" on, but then he sounds jordy :P LMFAO! JORDY HAHAHAHAHHAHA *had to be there* :P only kidding phil (Y) :P ← You should hear him when hes with other scousers, its a bloody different language. Edited June 23, 2005 by Davetrials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 You should hear him when hes with other scousers, its a bloody different language. ← haha, they talk like really fast and nod loads and say "i, ye, lets rob a 4 year ol' for iz sweeties" do they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 haha, they talk like really fast and nod loads and say "i, ye, lets rob a 4 year ol' for iz sweeties" do they? ← I talk really fast and miss words out, I'm from St Helens like so I dunno what people from Liverpool are like. I understand most scousers it's southerners I struggle with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunkey_monkey_boy Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 i love the way all the scousers get more scouse the more they have to drink.... my missus starts going scouse on me when she's pissed and shes only lived there 18months!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 When I go south, I make a conscious effort to change my accent and speak english as opposed to weegie :P I used to not speak weegie so badly, but then I started hanging about with the bmxers. (Y)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavic Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 This is how it is done (Y) INTERESTED i love you, will you go out with me?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 This is how it is done (Y) INTERESTED i love you, will you go out with me?. ← If she says no you can have me......... And my baggy bumhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducko Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 slap you tool in her face? it could just work if she was a horny beast? (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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