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This is a little known area, more so because Zoophilia is considered illegal in many places (which I think is a load of crud, but the law's the law....)

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I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin. This is not that particular occasion, since my first lover was brutally killed in an act of sensless violence that I will never forgive, or forget. She continues to live in my memories, though...
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from another source:

OSLO, Aug 17, 1999 (AFP) - A dolphin tried to rape a 28-year-old Norwegian swimmer who had been gambolling with it off the south coast of Norway, the newspaper Verdens Gang reported Tuesday.

The animal, which had been circling around the swimmer, suddenly stuck its penis between his leg and his bathing costume before the man managed to free himself and escape back aboard his nearby boat.

"At first I thought it was pushing me with its flipper but dolphins don't have flippers beneath their bellies," the unidentified swimmer explained.

Another swimmer who witnessed the scene from the boat told the newspaper he had to ward off similar advances from the dolphin a few minutes earlier.

"He tried his luck with me but I was protected by my waterproof suit," that swimmer said.

Someone responded:

>I suppose we are to conclude from this incident that dolphins are gay!

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first thing that springs to mind is WHAT A SAD b*****d!

i saw a show about this a while ago on ch4 and some guy f**ked horses and stuff.

Its so lame.

haha yeah i saw that, and hey rich 9 (almost 8) days to our birthday whoooop!!!!!!

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The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet)

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btw im deleting that from the comp history. imagin what ur folks would say :)

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It actually sounded very erotic. :">

But anyway, if it's true, then fair play to the guy, it's not like he's going and just raping the hell out of them for "two minutes" :)" . Sounds like he knows what he's doing and is receiving and giving pleasure. Can't see that much wrong with that. :P

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I wish all women could do what that guy claims a female dolphin can do with her, uhm. Yeah.

Maybe you could ask a dolphin to do it with you then.

He's a little bit weird, on a hugely demented type scale. His first sexual experience was with a dolphin and when he was 12, can you imagine saying that. "Oh I lost my virginity when I was 12............. to a dolphin."

Mike that's weird, don't side with him... He's different hang him from a tree. *Grabs flaming torch and a pitchfork*

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Maybe you could ask a dolphin to do it with you then.

He's a little bit weird, on a hugely demented type scale. His first sexual experience was with a dolphin and when he was 12, can you imagine saying that. "Oh I lost my virginity when I was 12............. to a dolphin."

Mike that's weird, don't side with him... He's different hang him from a tree. *Grabs flaming torch and a pitchfork*

Don't tell me it didn't sound appealing, Mike obviously thought it was :)

Note: I am not nor have any desire to become a dolphin f**ker.

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f**k the dolphin shit, read the family's life story.

Daughter gives head to a priest, aged 12 or something. A few handjobs and blowjobs later, her and her brother exchange "gifts", no sex though, oh no, don't want her to get pregnant and be hardcore incest people, oh no, that would be bad wouldn't it!

Giving head 75 times in one night, then going around screwing Mums and Daughters, in the same session.

Then trying to argue child porn should be allowed on the internet.

Interesting. :)

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