montstar Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 dunno ho wmany of you have seen this page before but duuuude this guy is funny! BEST PAGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 LOL this page really does rule. I can imagine the author is a bit of a twat but what he says is so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartridge Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 Some of the best things in life are free: Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer. (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 I love that guy, been sending the odd email for the last couple of years. He's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Thomson Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 Is it texty?? If so could someone copy, paste + send to me via msn, as that page is blocked over here and makes it hard to see... Cheers muchly...Ad's quote seems rather amusing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 What you need: a sidewalk. How to do it: Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk. Step 2: Repeat. Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule. :D (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 (edited) Regarding the movie DareDevil: One thing you should always be able to count on in a comic book movie is a bad guy who kicks ass. In this movie we get a character called "Bullseye." Guess what he has on his forehead? A bull's-eye. Guess what his special power is? He can throw darts and hit bull's-eyes. That's stupid. Why not have a character called "The Raging Hardon" where the character is a boner, or a heroine called "Salad Tosser" where she, um.. tosses salad. If you're going for stupid, why not go all out? Lol: Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Edited June 6, 2005 by Smo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 saw the site a few years ago.. it's good. tuckermax.com is pretty damn funny aswell, even though some of the stories are made up. Loads of reading, but good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 More funny ones Strangers are just friends waiting to happen: Yeah, either that or rape in a dark alley waiting to happen. The grass is always greener on the other side: If the grass is greener on the other side, then the guy with the greener grass doesn't think your grass is greener now does he, asshole? The message that this proverb is trying to stumble through is that everything always looks more attractive when you don't have it. I'm sure there are millionaires crying themselves to sleep every night because they don't live in a trailer park. Just face it: sometimes nobody envies you. There has to be a bottom and that bottom is probably you. Thanks, Callum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 (edited) Lol that dave chapeele one is so true , seen it before for some reason but meh. Those suicide ones are hillarious right up there with other lofty challenges like learning how to zip your fly without getting your dick caught. Lmao this guys a genius (Y) The monkey is seen here massaging its neck, perhaps in duress from the pain caused by having blood vessels ruptured in the back of its throat, undoubtedly from eating a banana too quickly; either that or wang. Lmfao Edited June 6, 2005 by Caleb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroo Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 The farting double-standard is bullshit. Women giggle and put their hand up to their mouths, as if to say "oops! I'm cute!" No bitch, you're not cute. Your shit stinks. Absolutely brilliant (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 Absolutely brilliant (Y) ← That ones great! :D Thanks, Callum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 man that page is f**kin gospel what a find, definitely going there every day forever. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/razor2.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickycoleman Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 If you've ever wanted to go to Asia, now is the time. Ticket prices are the lowest they've been in years because of the outbreak of Irresponsible Panic Bullshit Journalism, or IPBJ throughout the media, a disease that causes the media to compensate for a lack of real news by hyping up the threat of some random virus such as SARS. Once you get SARS you have a modest 91% chance of living, that is, if you can survive such grueling symptoms as "headache, fever," and "an overall feeling of discomfort, and body aches." Look out AIDS. so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 thats my homepage :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted June 7, 2005 Report Share Posted June 7, 2005 Funny ass picture from that site :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sameer Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Well that's one way to stop revising... forever. You can tell that guy has NO life. But it's great so who cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Hahaha. Maddox. He's been around a while, as you can probably tell from the site. When he first started to get noticed, people went to the extreme of setting up fan sites, and hate sites, which still exist today i believe. He wrote such controversial stuff, and loads of people saw it. I think the thing about the best way to suicide was the latest thing for people to rave about. Read the hate mail he gets though, its the best. (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketrialler Posted June 8, 2005 Report Share Posted June 8, 2005 Tucker Max is the best thing ever, go check his site out (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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