Mr Motivator Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 (edited) In no particular order; 1. Uber long spagetti, so you have to keep winding your fork for about 5 mins for each mouthfull 2. Big steps, the sort of ones that you can get 2 feet on so you dont know how your supposd to walk up them 3. Religion 4. Chavs 5. Boy racers 6. Slatted back chairs, the ones that hurt your back soo much. 7. Pens that when you hold them down on the page for more than half a second, they spew out ink everywhere. 8. Old women with beards 9. People who let you down 10. Really hot food or drink, dunno why, it just pisses me right off 11. Homosexuals 12. Girls that use sunglasses for hair bands in the winter 13. Hoop ear rings 14. Fake fingernails 15. Crazy frog Feel free to add, aim for about 10 or more :- Sam Edited June 5, 2005 by Sam@SouthTrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 1) Doing 31/35 lap enduance races on forza and running out of petrol. GRRR thats enough :- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onza t-bird Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 (edited) 16. People who swear constantly 17. Falling off my chair 18. School 19. people who buy £1000+ bikes but can't ride them 20. My dad 21.Stuff that makes you laugh so much your stomach starts hurting 22. Homework 23. My hands hurting 24.forgetting my MSn password 25. The annoying New members who make pointless topics 26. having a HUGE cock that is always too big to fit in my trousers/boxers/speedos Edited June 5, 2005 by onza t-bird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne-king Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 1. girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend, who dont really seem like my ex....) 2. rain 3. work 4. bikes (when you cant seem to ride them) 5. life in gereral at the mo! :- thats about all i can think of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 (edited) 1. Not being able to gap 2. Not being able to side hop 3. Not being able to eat food because its too hot and you have to sit there waiting or you try and burn your mouth 4. People who use you 5. Being a slow learner 6. REALLY fat people who dont blame theirselves for it 7. Ketchup / youghurt that falls on to your clothes when you eat 8. Jamster 9. Dial up 10. Revising for something and still doing shit 11. Taking off my rear tyre (Minion, hog rim, Dh tube) 12. Drunk people when im sober 13. People who stare 14. The mod that edits my signature Edited June 5, 2005 by Spacemunkee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Garland Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 1. girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend, who dont really seem like my ex....) ← I have the same thing, I guess you mean its like you split up but not alot really chanegd between you two? Erm I hate bruised testicles. Gone abit purple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamHolmes Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 (edited) Trains not running Trains being so packed you have to squeeze right up againts the door Not being able to drive Everyone quitting trials :) Old people who continue to walk in the middle of a path when they know your behind and they wont move over a tiny bit Some old guy who just stopped and stared at me through my wndow from the street ;) Old people in general People not listening Having to get up early No poptarts in the house :- Im sure Ill think of aload more soon (Y) Edited June 5, 2005 by Python_Sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerrie-Anne Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 1)Boys 2)Lack of money 3)Lack of Jobs for my age 4)Parents 5)So called Friends 6)Arguments 7)Songs that you really like but make you cry 8)Crying in general 9)Being ill 10)being a girl! 11)How much i worry. 12)People that start fights for no reason 13)Chavs 14)Bitchy chavy girls at school 15)People who judge you without knowing you. 16)People who call you names, even if they are joking 17)Jokes i don't get 18)People thinking im really dumb as i get confused easy am a girl and am kinda blonde. Lots of other things, but my list is already huge! Kerrie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne-king Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 I have the same thing, I guess you mean its like you split up but not alot really chanegd between you two? Erm I hate bruised testicles. Gone abit purple. ← yeah, got it in one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 1 ARM PUMP!!!! 2 punctures 3 mod bikes 4 chavs 5 rain 6 dogs 7 peanuts 8 technology I dont understand 9 crappy jobs 10 the thought of an independant life (dont ask) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 (edited) 1. Red wine makes me throw up 2. Chavs 3. Mopeds - why god why get a proper bike 4. Posh people 5. Lazy people (work thing) 6. This government - the charging motorists to use roads thing they have it all wrong good idea will never work though, my ideas are better. 7. This country 8. Smoking in pubs and clubs and bars 9. The royal family 10. Religion 11. Shit music - rap, r and b. 12. Eurovision 13. Uninsuresed drivers 14. Horseracing 15. Fox hunting and the post knobs that go with it 16. Fat people that wonder why their fat, lazy turds 17. Daytime TV 18. Anyone bettewr than me at trials 19. The western world for screwing up the third world countries. 20. Athletic sports that have nothinh to do with athletic abilities. 21. Runny farts 22. That sick taste you get sometimes when you burp in your throat 23. S.B.D,s 24. The shit road surface conditions 25. Contantly changing weather, just be 30.c and sunny There you go what a sad moaning lot we are Im sure I could think of more Edited June 5, 2005 by Michael Hardman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducko Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 chavs most women annoying little mothers on motorbikes mopeds burberry llandudno(where i live) most of my family my school the girl where i live(cheating slags) my face think thats all :- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 (edited) 1.Wind its so anoying :) 2.the noise of my break is really anoyying ;) 3. the noise of the playstation (Y) 4.mushrooms :) 5. that punk music where you cant understand a word there say or shall i say scream (Y) probably more cant be bothered to write :- Edited June 5, 2005 by club_card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 (edited) 1)Boys 2)Lack of money 3)Lack of Jobs for my age 4)Parents 5)So called Friends 6)Arguments 7)Songs that you really like but make you cry 8)Crying in general 9)Being ill 10)being a girl! 11)How much i worry. 12)People that start fights for no reason 13)Chavs 14)Bitchy chavy girls at school 15)People who judge you without knowing you. 16)People who call you names, even if they are joking 17)Jokes i don't get 18)People thinking im really dumb as i get confused easy am a girl and am kinda blonde. Lots of other things, but my list is already huge! Kerrie. ← Think thats quite funny, you dont seem to like yourself much though you have to live with it, although surgrey is a solution. Oh dont worry about being 'dum' I get asked a question and its five mins beofre I realise. Edited June 5, 2005 by Michael Hardman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nb88 Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 Cutting my steerer too short for my old stem, and getting a longer stem 2 days later so my steerer only goes half way up Exams Revising for exams Sitting in hot exam rooms Doing hard exams Biology exams Physics exams Geography exams Tests AS Levels GCSEs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 1. exams 2.Chavs 3.crazy frog 4.wen my bike breaks 5.rain 6.gays 7.revision 8.dance music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobnobs Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 1. Revision 2. Exams 3. Nerves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_P Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 God the list is endless! 1. Chavs-espically ones that go lests have a go on your bike mateee, don't ride away from me or i'll punch you(last nights incidence) 2. Boyracers 3.Sharons 4.When your balls constanlty itch 5.When your sweating at then you spray some extra deodorant on and its burns like a fu**er. 6.Courework and exams 7.Slow internet and computers 8.Getting caught by the pigs (speeding, riding) (N) 9.When 3 outta 6 spotlights in your room have broken 10.messy rooms 11.Feet 12.dead batteries 13.no money (debt) 14.crap job 15.Rain and anything else apart from sun Rob :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducko Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 heres one fresh from the coffee house: when the ex-girl sends you a mkessage intended for someone else that says 'hey baby!had a great time with u today tb luv mexxxxxxxxx' fooking slag whore! *breathes* :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 Sisters :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 heres one fresh from the coffee house: when the ex-girl sends you a message intended for someone else that says 'hey baby! had a great time with u today tb luv mexxxxxxxxx' fooking slag whore! *breathes* :P ← Just text them back saying... "thanks, i'm glad you liked it, i did". 1. works experience 2. school 3. no money 4. chavs 5. people that fight 6. having a crap bike 7. getting dirty text off my tidy GF but havnt got money to text back :- 8. being me! 9. Carlisle 10. being set on fire then being thrown in a bin and covered in talcon powder. 11. being laughed at 12. my mam n dad arguing all the time. 13. cumming to early whislt having sex then they say.. is that it? :"> (N) 14. agly chavs that get nice looking lasses. 15. ugly girls 16. teachers 17. people that you dont know but come up and talk to you 18. people that are late 19. people that dont eat cause they think they are fat 20. people that argue with you but they know your right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 4.When your balls constanlty itch ← Got crabs? :P (jokes) 1. Mum- keeps having a go at me for leaving tools "everywhere" when I will pick them up...eventually 2. My bald kool stopps 3. Monty brake spray 4. people telling me to get a hair cut (Ok I do need one, but still..f**k off) 5. People that hate Mod bikes for no reason. 6. Chavs 7. Year 7's 8. New members that haven't got a clue- selling stuff etc 9. my LBS wanting £50-£70 for a cane creek ZS2 headset!! 10. My LBS 11.Not having credit when I really need it. 12. the people on my school bus 13. my snake biting me 14. having to learn on my school's drumkit 15. new members adding me to msn just to ask stupid questions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 To put it blunt. That's about it. Oh, i also hate everything in general. Great isn't it. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_P Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 No I havent got bloody crabs you cheeky sod! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted June 5, 2005 Report Share Posted June 5, 2005 1. the old bloke that tries to hit me with his walking stick everyday for riding on the pavement on the way to work 2. when people say "hope this helps" at the end of every reply (N) 3.girls!! 4.the dog sitting in front of the tv when your watching a film 5.shitty frame snapping :-" 6.chavs 7.the bloke that slams his garage door shut at 3 in the morning. What a tit! 8.pubes on girls :deej: 9.mobile phones 10.missing most haunted every night :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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