Stanners Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 I found this on pure volume.i don't think they like slipknot too much. (Y) Oh yeh this website is awsome if you like this side of music. Rock/alternatve/screamo/metal/indie/hiphop/acustic/etc » Experimental / Metal / Indie » Naples, FL » Fake Problems! About Slipknot Alright, here's the deal. We tricked you. We tricked you really good. We aren't really Slipknot. We're Fake Problems Attention all Slipknot fans. You probably won't like us. With our genius tact and razor wit, we lured you here under the guise of your totally awesome gimmicky 'metal' band. If you're smart, you're laughing right now. If you're an idiot, you already emailed us and said "Hey faggots, change your name, there's already a band named Slipknot". We aren't kidding, like seven people have already emailed us that. Those people, in essence, are retarded and probably fat. Anyway, if you have read all of this, you're probably smart enough to direct your attention to www.purevolume.com/fakeproblems and give it a shot with an open mind. Once again, FAKE PROBLEMS ARE INDIE POP PIRATES USING TACT AND RAZOR WIT TO PROMOTE AT ALL COST, WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY BRUISED YOUR SELF ESTEEM. P.S. IF YOU EMAIL US, WE WILL ONLY LAUGH AT WHAT YOU SAY. MOST SLIPKNOT KIDS SO FAR SAY NEAT STUFF LIKE "I HOPE YOU DIE ON SPIKES AND BLOOD BLOOD BLAH BLAH MY DAD DOESN'T PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION TO ME SO I WEAR HUUUUUUGE PANTS". SAVE IT FOR OZZFEST.M www.fakeproblems.com :) (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Haha! That's funny as! I liked this bit best. We aren't kidding, like seven people have already emailed us that. Those people, in essence, are retarded and probably fat. :) (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickycoleman Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 (edited) i bet they've had thousands of hits. Edited May 30, 2005 by rickycoleman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomN Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 That actually made me laugh :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Drewery Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 WTF? They seem like cocks but ah well, funny nontheless :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOPE Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 *Laughs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endohopper Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 Slipknot ? SNOTLIP :)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoojames Posted May 31, 2005 Report Share Posted May 31, 2005 So they've just pimped their band off of another bands name? :) If I understand that correctly thats really lame, I mean I like indie pop, but thats just dumb. What kind of spotty nerds are they (Y) James :deej: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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