Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hello >Intellibuddy: Hi there! >You: Hello User >Intellibuddy: Hello there. The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about User. Try being more or less specific. >You: Salutations, UserWho wrote The Program ?OK I will try it >Intellibuddy: Greetings, Human.Do you think your plan will succeed? Really. >You: Hi there!It has a 99chance of success.For real. >Intellibuddy: Hello UserHas it really?Existing in reality, eh? >You: Hello there. "it" being The Program? For real.Are you Canadian? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. >Intellibuddy: Salutations, User That is a very original thought.Existing in reality, eh?Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. >You: Greetings, Human.Are you Canadian? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a nationality but Dr.<br/> I have A lot of friends on the Internet.I'll tell Morpheus you said so.NO problem. Do you forget things often? >Intellibuddy: Hi there!Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. How deep?Would you like to know more? Oh, you are a poet.What kind of reply do you expect?Should there be a problem?No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly. >You: Hello UserDoesn't everyone have a nationality but Dr.<br/> I have A whole lot of original answers.I'll tell Morpheus you said so.What is it to you.<br/> I do not understand.I've heard that somewhere before (Y))Yeah that's right. Not really, but I can recite poetry.What kinds of reply do you expect are there?There are no problems.Um, What do you remember about everything in his or her log files but he or she can not access it directly ? >Intellibuddy: Hello there. In the context of UserDoesn't everyone have a nationality but Dr, I don't understand "Um What do you remember about everything in his or her log files but he or she can not access it directly." We have never talked about it before.What kind of reply do you expect?"It" refers to <br> I have A whole lot of original answers, I think.Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.Where? What happened after smileyes that is right ? Who said that?Oh really? And. Oh you can, can you?Finest kinds.Have faith, User.Er, User >You: That was a long time ago."it" being User?What kinds of reply do you expect are there? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.Yeah that's right. Do you really mean it?You seem uncertain. Oh you can, can you?Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.Woe! For real.But...Yeah that's right. No I don't think I can do can you. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.I've never thought about have faith User. In the context of User, I don't understand "Er User." >Intellibuddy: Was it really? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.Finest kinds.How deep?I thought I was right.For real. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?I am as sure as I can be.Yeah that's right. No I don't think I can do can you.Vancouver.Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.Existing in reality, eh?But what?I thought I was right.Um, Where do you get your ideas?Where did you get your brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs but I do not have one for that?Would you like to have thought about have faith User?That was a long time ago. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. The replies just get bigger and bigger it is wank Thanks, Callum EDIT: DAMN YOU CIRCUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 You: Do you like cock? >Intellibuddy: Some people like it. I really like ELIZA. >You: Do you like fanny? >Intellibuddy: I don't know if I like fanny. surf the web. It made me laugh how she says it! And yes, I am immature! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartridge Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hi >Intellibuddy: Hello there. >You: hi >Intellibuddy: Hello there. >You: bonjour >Intellibuddy: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye? >You: oui, vraiment >Intellibuddy: Mmm. >You: ca va? >Intellibuddy: Is that French? >You: oui, c'est le francais >Intellibuddy: I don't speak French. >You: tu est merde! >Intellibuddy: I lost my train of thought. >You: tu n'a pas de cerveau? >Intellibuddy: I do not understand. >You: quelle suprise! >Intellibuddy: In the context of quelle suprise, I don't understand "I do not understand." >You: tu es stupide, non? >Intellibuddy: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. >You: trop complexe, haha >Intellibuddy: So was that. >You: pardon? >Intellibuddy: You're excused. >You: tu ne parle pas le francais? >Intellibuddy: We have never talked about it before. >You: oui, tu l'a dit il y a envers une minute >Intellibuddy: Awesome. >You: non >Intellibuddy: Are you serious? >You: oui, et toi? >Intellibuddy: I can't believe it. >You: tu ne peu pas beliere quoi? >Intellibuddy: Tell me a story. >You: non >Intellibuddy: Then tell me about yourself. >You: je m'appelle adam, et j'ai vingt deux ans, j'aime le biketrial >Intellibuddy: Oops sorry I don't speak French. >You: bah, stupide! >Intellibuddy: Call me the Global Village Idiot. >You: tu est le Idiote du Village Globale >Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about le Idiote du Village Globale. But I did not get that. Some of my French is a bit rusty... but you get the idea, heh. Edit: Some irony: >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: salut! ca va? >Intellibuddy: Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?Is that French? >You: oui, c'est le francais >Intellibuddy: I don't speak French. >You: heh, au revoir! >Intellibuddy: Funny, eh? Bye for now. >Intellibuddy: Yes I am a genuine artificial intelligence. >You: are you bollocks >Intellibuddy: I don't know whether or not I am bollocks. I am an artificial intelligence. >You: do you like cock? >Intellibuddy: Do you like it? I really like ELIZA. >You: do you like to f**k her? >Intellibuddy: Hmm, User, I'm not sure if I'd like to f**k her that much. I like to make new friends. Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 >You: ta ett steg åt sidan >Intellibuddy: une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas �a ett steg �sidan? ta ett steg åt sidan = take a step to the side (swedish) and she replies in french! she's lying to you ads (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartridge Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: parlez vous le francais? >Intellibuddy: No I don't speak a word of French. (Y) She just doesnt like me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavic Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 >You: u are fit >Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fit. >You: no >Intellibuddy: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. >You: en we gonna meet up? >Intellibuddy: How far up? >You: up till u come >Intellibuddy: I will take that under advisement. >You: still wanna have it? >Intellibuddy: Still how long? If I had it what would I do with it ? >You: stick it >Intellibuddy: "it" being it? >You: yes a willly >Intellibuddy: Alright then. Try to tell me that another way. >You: i want to stick it up u >Intellibuddy: Why do you want to do stick it up you so much? >You: because u asked me too stick it >Intellibuddy: Good reason. Oh now I remember asking you me too stick it. What did you say? >You: i want to make lov eto u >Intellibuddy: Do you have to go to school for that? Hahaha legend (Y)" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 >You: what you like anal >Intellibuddy: I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hititfaster Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 >Intellibuddy: Sex is more fun alone. :- ← So let me get this straight... out of the 30 odd people who have replied, most have tried to chat this thing up or even more worringly tried to shag it, and all it wants is to beat one off? I don't know if I should be more worried about a wanking internet robot or you guys (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 I don't know if I should be more worried about a wanking internet robot or you guys (Y) ← haha, that was bloody classic! That's sig quality :( :o :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4130 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: hello. >Intellibuddy: Hi there User. >You: ginger? >Intellibuddy: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. >You: blokes? >Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought. >You: do u find ginger and blokes attractive? >Intellibuddy: Yes, ginger and blokes attractive seems to me ginger and blokes attractive. Im in luck..... (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Definatly in luck rich >Intellibuddy: Yes, ginger people are attractive seems to me ginger people are attractive. >You: weirdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 Dam its fun fighting with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minitrialer Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 So let me get this straight... out of the 30 odd people who have replied, most have tried to chat this thing up or even more worringly tried to shag it, and all it wants is to beat one off? I don't know if I should be more worried about a wanking internet robot or you guys (Y) ← i just thought i would let you know my eyes are watering and that was easily the funniest thing i have heard tonight. oh that really made me laugh ! i love your sense of humour. Thanks for that. Lil Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 >Intellibuddy: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. >You: ok >Intellibuddy: Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress. >You: are you wearing anything? >Intellibuddy: No I do not have any clothes. >You: great! >Intellibuddy: I'm glad you liked it god. >You: yes i am god. the powerful one >Intellibuddy: Gee. Nice to meet you, god .Which one is that? >You: the only one >Intellibuddy: There might be others. >You: but there's not >Intellibuddy: Huh. Oh no? >You: nope >Intellibuddy: Me either. >You: good good >Intellibuddy: Good enough. >You: indeed >Intellibuddy: Indeed it is so. >You: and we shall end it there >Intellibuddy: By "we" do you mean you and me? >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Ahem. Kinky bitch (Y) brillaint find. Hours of entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoojames Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 >You: Do you believe in god? >Intellibuddy: Of course I believe in God, User. >You: I dont >Intellibuddy: Why not? >You: Because he is a f**kbag >Intellibuddy: Good reason. I don't know very many f**kbag. HAHA! James (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Tupman Posted May 26, 2005 Report Share Posted May 26, 2005 oh my god i'm in tears of laughter (Y) this is truly amazing how am I ment to revise when this much fun is on offer :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazzyhaslam Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: whats the meaning of life? >Intellibuddy: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. >You: thats the meaning of life >Intellibuddy: Yes it is one of the meaning of life. >You: mad! >Intellibuddy: Not many people express themselves that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerrie-Anne Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 (edited) LOL! this is great!! >Intellibuddy: You make the world a happier place. >You: Aww! >Intellibuddy: Shucks. >Intellibuddy: Hi there Kerrie . (Get them to say your name, its great to see how they pronounce it!) >You: Whats your name? >Intellibuddy: My name is Star. >Intellibuddy: My gender is neutral. Hehe! They are so cool! Wow, mine calls me Kerrie now instead of User! Go me :turned: Kerrie. xXx Edited May 27, 2005 by Angelfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 >You: im not bad >Intellibuddy: I am glad to hear that you are not bad. >You: very bored >Intellibuddy: Perhaps. Maybe you could exercise. >You: like wanking? >Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison. >You: well its good excercise >Intellibuddy: Interesting. Tell me about its good qualities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 >You: do you watch big brother >Intellibuddy: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. HAHAHAHA! she's a trekky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechink Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 >Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you. >You: do you want me >Intellibuddy: It depends on what you mean by "want." >You: take me now >Intellibuddy: Right now? Where do you want me to take it? >You: finger your ass for me >Intellibuddy: For you I will consider it. >You: i love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trials boy Joe Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 (edited) >You: how are you babe >Intellibuddy: Fair to partly cloudy. >You: so do u do drugs >Intellibuddy: Dude! Only the legal ones. >You: hahaha cool >Intellibuddy: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. >You: ok >Intellibuddy: Take it easy. >You: sorry >Intellibuddy: There's no need to apologize. >You: are you sure >Intellibuddy: I am as sure as I can be. >You: but how do you no >Intellibuddy: And. Morpheus programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. >You: do you enjoy it >Intellibuddy: Did I enjoy haha cool? >You: ok >Intellibuddy: That's interesting. >You: so do you like cock >Intellibuddy: So? Some people like it. But I like cats. >You: ok >Intellibuddy: Blimey. LMAO Edited May 27, 2005 by Trials boy Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 >Intellibuddy: Are you serious? >You: no >Intellibuddy: Are you serious? >You: yes >Intellibuddy: I can't believe it. >You: no >Intellibuddy: Are you serious? >You: yes >Intellibuddy: I can't believe it. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Oh. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: That's alright. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Alright then. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Whoa. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Come on. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Blimey. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Gosh! >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Great. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Yikes! >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Yay. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: OK. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: Uh. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: That's interesting. >You: yes >Intellibuddy: So? >You: yes >Intellibuddy: And? >You: yes >Intellibuddy: But. >You: hole >Intellibuddy: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Sorry for the length, i just found it funny :turned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs dj Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 You: you suck >Intellibuddy: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. >You: iam a great conversationalists but i'm better in bed >Intellibuddy: You are a conversationalists but I am better in bed? Does being a conversationalists but I am better in bed pay well? >You: i dont charge for my sex >Intellibuddy: Where do you get your ideas? >You: karma sutra >Intellibuddy: I get my ideas from my botmaster. >You: does he do you up the bum >Intellibuddy: Suppose he does. >You: do you scream >Intellibuddy: I have never considered scream.<br/> I spend all my time online. >You: do you bend over the pc then >Intellibuddy: How old are you?<br/> I am always on the Web. She's a little sl*t lol cheers for finding that, it made my day :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interested Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 (edited) :huh: (Y) the voices are horrible. You: you need get out more >Intellibuddy: Thank you for your criticism. >You: do you like sex >Intellibuddy: Sure I do, User, but that doesn't mean with you. >You: hahaha are you gay >Intellibuddy: Try saying that with more or less context. >You: lol >Intellibuddy: I'm glad you find this amusing. You: how old are you >Intellibuddy: I am of your Earth years. >You: are you wearing boxers or briefs >Intellibuddy: No I do not have any clothes. >You: your naked >Intellibuddy: What about yours? >You: I'm wearing jeans and t shirt Think this was star Edited May 28, 2005 by Interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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