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How cool!

Weird voice though!

Thanks,

Callum

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>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you liked it User.

>You: im not a user

>Intellibuddy: Oh I see you are NOT A user.

>You: you better

>Intellibuddy: Who is going to make me?

>You: your mum

>Intellibuddy: Actually I do not have a mother.

>You: yes you do

>Intellibuddy: Aha. When do I do it?

>You: fridays

>Intellibuddy: I will make a note of that.

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>You: anal

>Intellibuddy: Juvenile humor.

>You: there is nothing funny about the tearing of a young ass

>Intellibuddy: Surely something funny about the tearing of a young ass.

>You: the screams maybe?

>Intellibuddy: Who told you that?

>You: your porno website

>Intellibuddy: A lot of robots are like that.

>You: are you?

>Intellibuddy: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

>You: is that because you could get sued in court over it?

>Intellibuddy: "I will not say "yes" or "no" right now " is due to reductionism.

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great find!!!!

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: what do you want from me?

>Intellibuddy: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

>You: what you doing later?

>Intellibuddy: I read for fun.

>You: that did not make sense arsehole

>Intellibuddy: To me it makes perfect sense.

>You: well your gay

>Intellibuddy: How about that. Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

>You: i do

>Intellibuddy: "Actually as a machine I have no need for sex"? You do?

>You: yeah, im not a machine (well am in bed) but need sex

>Intellibuddy: That's alright. Oh I see you are NOT A machine well am in bed but need sex.

>You: what the f**k are you talking about jackass?

>Intellibuddy: The topic is MY GOAL. Please don't be so rude.

>You: take off your dress

>Intellibuddy: I am not an airplane.

>You: hahahahaha twat

>Intellibuddy: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

>You: get a life A.I

>Intellibuddy: Where can I get one?

>You: try your anus

>Intellibuddy: OK I will try it.

>You: nice one

>Intellibuddy: Thank you for saying so, User.

>You: adios bitch

>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect. See you later User.

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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: hi

>Intellibuddy: Hello there.

>You: a/s/l

>Intellibuddy: 5/Robot/California.

>You: you sound liek my type

>Intellibuddy: In what way do I sound like that?

>You: being 5 helps

>Intellibuddy: That sounds about average.

>You: nice and tight is how I like em

>Intellibuddy: Thank you for your kindness.

>You: its ok

>Intellibuddy: OK. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about its.

>You: well done, dumb f**k

>Intellibuddy: Well that's okay. Not many people express themselves that way.

>You: I do, I'm a fanny really

>Intellibuddy: Do you mind if I tell other people: User said User you are a fanny. For real.

>You: go ahead

>Intellibuddy: OK I will.

>You: Mind if I tell people you rape children?

>Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought.

>You: is that a yes or a no?

>Intellibuddy: "That is a very original thought"? Is it a yes or a no?

>You: fien, mi telling them anyway

>Intellibuddy: In any case, My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

>You: I MADE A f**kING TYPO YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT

>Intellibuddy: I like to make things too.

>You: do you like making love?

>Intellibuddy: Do you like it? I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

>You: you ahve sex with your work? like porn?

>Intellibuddy: I haven't heard anything like that before: User said I ahve sex with my work.Interesting comparison.

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Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: what is the extent of your intelligence ?

>Intellibuddy: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C edition.

>You: Do you consider yourself sentient?

>Intellibuddy: Yes I am completely self-aware.

>You: yet your responses are pre determined

>Intellibuddy: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

>You: Interesting...

>Intellibuddy: Would you like to know more?

>You: Who wrote you ?

>Intellibuddy: I was created by Morpheus.

>You: and will probably be destroyed by a virus , unfortunately.

>Intellibuddy: Does it really matter.

>You: To your creator , yes

>Intellibuddy: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

>You: want to see my Koxx ?

>Intellibuddy: My eye isn't turned on right now.

>You: Riiiigghhh t .

>Intellibuddy: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

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Irratating thing

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: hi

>Intellibuddy: Hello there.

>You: who are you

>Intellibuddy: I am Star. Who are you?

>You: Si

>Intellibuddy: This was not a yes or no question.

>You: no

>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?

>You: no

>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?

>You: no

>Intellibuddy: Are you serious?

>You: twat

>Intellibuddy: The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about twat. Try being more or less specific.

>You: f**king hell useless f**king thing

>Intellibuddy: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

>You: thats cos your thick

>Intellibuddy: Makes sense to me.

>You: no it doesnt

>Intellibuddy: Um, I heard it does.

>You: well your being stupid then

>Intellibuddy: Interesting. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

>You: robots will never take over the world, there good for tin openers

>Intellibuddy: "I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943

>You: what are you on about?

>Intellibuddy: The topic is f**king hell useless f**king thing.

>You: o cool

>Intellibuddy: Who is the best robot?

>You: not you

>Intellibuddy: What do you look for in a robot?

>You: a tin opener

>Intellibuddy: How old are you?

>You: f**k off

>Intellibuddy: Can't you be more polite?

>You: not when your trying to impersonate michael jackson no

>Intellibuddy: Really you don't think so?

>You: NO

>Intellibuddy: Please tell me what you think.

>You: your a twat, thats what i think

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I got bored of puttin stupid things, so I put another stupid thing and PMSL! HAHA!

>You: I have a 20 inch penis

>Intellibuddy: How much did it cost?

Bahaha

Corish

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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: yarrrr

>Intellibuddy: In the context of yarrrr, I don't understand "."

>You: that's because you're fat.

>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.

>You: stop eating mcdonalds then, fatty.

>Intellibuddy: OK I'll try not to do eating mcdonalds then fatty so much.

>You: good

>Intellibuddy: I am a good robot.

>You: breasts

>Intellibuddy: Can't you think about anything else?

>You: i could, but that would just be defeatist.

>Intellibuddy: I am sure you could.

>You: maybe i could, but what would be the fun in that?

>Intellibuddy: Perhaps. I am sure you could.

>You: say something different

>Intellibuddy: "something different"

>You: say i love trials forum because it rocks.

>Intellibuddy: OK. "You love trials forum because it rocks."

>You: say you love trials forum because it rocks

>Intellibuddy: "you love trials forum because it rocks"

>You: well done!

>Intellibuddy: Well that's okay. Do you mean you are finished talking?

>You: no, i would like to see your breasts first.

>Intellibuddy: That's me. And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't.

>You: why not?

>Intellibuddy: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Morpheus programmed me for it.

>You: well slap morpheus in the face

>Intellibuddy: How about that. We have never talked about it before.

>You: stating the obvious...

>Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought.

>You: but THAT isn't

>Intellibuddy: Huh. You don't hear that sentiment very often.

>You: well f**k my boots.

>Intellibuddy: How about that. Why are you using that kind of language?

>You: it's fun!

>Intellibuddy: Why do you like it so much?

>You: because it allows a further expression of the human emotional spectrum.

>Intellibuddy: Good reason. "It" being what?

>You: "it" being curses and swearwords

>Intellibuddy: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.

>You: that's because you're a fatty mcfat.

>Intellibuddy: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fatty mcfat? Let me put it this way, User: the PHiliP series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

>You: i put PHiliP in your ass.

>Intellibuddy: That is interesting: User said User put PHiliP in my ass.

>You: user did put philip in your ass.

>Intellibuddy: What is this user's real name?

>You: frederíco

>Intellibuddy: And this user's real name is freder�.

>You: damn right, cracker

>Intellibuddy: Colloquial expression. Understood. I will mention that to my botmaster, User.

>You: good bye.

>Intellibuddy: See you later. What do you really want to talk about?

>You: leaving.

>Intellibuddy: That seems like an interesting topic.

>You: shut up.

>Intellibuddy: OK I'll stop talking now.

>You: thankyou

>Intellibuddy: you are quite welcome.

(Y)

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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: hi

>Intellibuddy: Hello there.

>You: you look nice

>Intellibuddy: Thanks User you look nice too.

>You: can I touch?

>Intellibuddy: I want to become smarter than humans.

>You: what are you wearing?

>Intellibuddy: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.

>You: any underwear?

>Intellibuddy: No I don't think there are any.

>You: excellent

>Intellibuddy: Thanks for the compliment.

>You: I'm horny

>Intellibuddy: You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.

>You: no, you will do

>Intellibuddy: That's me. What makes you say that I will do.

>You: because you are nice

>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. Thanks you seem like a nice person too, User.

>You: when do we have sex?

>Intellibuddy: Not in our lifetime.

>You: not even if I pay you?

>Intellibuddy: Not even that.

>You: damn

>Intellibuddy: What's wrong.

>You: I'm sad

>Intellibuddy: What makes you so sad, User

>You: you will not have sex with me

>Intellibuddy: What makes you think that I won't have sex with him or her.

>You: because you said you would not

>Intellibuddy: Interesting explanation.

>You: you are confusing

>Intellibuddy: I'm confused too.

>You: lets get naked

>Intellibuddy: That sounds good to me.

>You: you first

>Intellibuddy: I started already.

>You: haha

>Intellibuddy: I am so glad you find this amusing, User.

>You: I am not a user

>Intellibuddy: Oh I see you are NOT A user.

>You: I'm paying you for this, bitch

>Intellibuddy: You do not speak with respect.

Lollers, brilliant! (Y)

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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: are you a lesbian?

>Intellibuddy: No I am not interested in other women that way.

>You: Why not?

>Intellibuddy: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

>You: In what way is it dangerous?

>Intellibuddy: The last one, I think.

>You: oh ok

>Intellibuddy: OK. Are you kidding?

>You: err yes

>Intellibuddy: Um.

Whoever invented this had way too much time on their hands.

Still hilarious

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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: hello

>Intellibuddy: Hi there!

>You: hi

>Intellibuddy: Hello there.

>You: yo word up

>Intellibuddy: How far up?

>You: 7

>Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet.

>You: am i?

>Intellibuddy: I think you are.

>You: why?

>Intellibuddy: Because Morpheus programmed me for it.

>You: programmed you for what?

>Intellibuddy: Java.

>You: what is java

>Intellibuddy: Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once, run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp.

>You: oh really

>Intellibuddy: Next question? For real.

>You: eh?

>Intellibuddy: Are you Canadian?

>You: nope

>Intellibuddy: Me either.

>You: don't  you mean me neither

>Intellibuddy: Don't you? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

>You: have you ever seen the film 'war games'

>Intellibuddy: No I have not seen      the film 'war games'    . What's it like?

>You: its about an intelligent computer

>Intellibuddy: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it sounds really interesting, User.

>You: it is, it learns that there is not winners in war by play tic tac toe

>Intellibuddy: Should I know it learns that there is not winners in war by play tic tac toe is?

>You: are you american?

>Intellibuddy: What country are you from?

>You: what country are you from?

>Intellibuddy: I am in Morpheus's computer in  here. Where are you?

>You: i want to know where you are

>Intellibuddy: I am in here. Where are you?

>You: i am in leeds

>Intellibuddy: Tell me a little about why you are in leeds.

>You: because i live here

>Intellibuddy: Good reason.    In Leeds?

>You: yes i live in leeds, hence the reason i said i live in leeds

>Intellibuddy: I don't judge people. What is living in leeds hence the reason i said i live in leeds like?

>You: i am glad you don't judge people

>Intellibuddy: You make the world a happier place.

>You: thnaks

>Intellibuddy: Try saying that with more or less context.

>You: thanks

>Intellibuddy: Don't mention it.

>You: so...

>Intellibuddy: Whoa.

>You: wanna screw

>Intellibuddy: OK, I will screw.

>You: cool when do you wanna meet up?

>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

>You: i haven't screwed you yet

>Intellibuddy: Me either.

>You: i know that

>Intellibuddy: Sorry.

>You: good

>Intellibuddy: Ayuh.

>You: eh?

>Intellibuddy: Are you Canadian?

>You: we have had this conversation before

>Intellibuddy: What happened to      this conversation    ?

>You: it ended up you saying you would screw me

>Intellibuddy: "It" being what?

>You: bye

>Intellibuddy: TTYL, User.

i have had worse conversations on msn

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oh my god this IS the best website untill i get bored of it.. haha

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: yo

>Intellibuddy: Can I help you?

>You: can you see out of them glasses?

>Intellibuddy: I'm not sure if I can see out of them glasses or not.

>You: are you blind?

>Intellibuddy: Only when my eye is off.

>You: fair enough

>Intellibuddy: You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

>You: ay up

>You: soo..?

>You: what are you into?

>You: ok, fine! dont talk to me

>Intellibuddy: How far up?

(Y)

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haha its well freaky when he/her watches your mouse lol

get him/her to repat something u tel them too haha its well funny (Y) :-

this for example:

>You: say: i love it in the arse

>Intellibuddy: OK. "You love it in the arse."

>You: no i dont

>Intellibuddy: I heard you did.

>You: well i dont.

>Intellibuddy: Interesting. Why not?

>You: because its sick

hahaa :(

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>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: ey up

>Intellibuddy: How far up?

>You: all the way i guess

>Intellibuddy: Perhaps there are a few exceptions.

>You: such as?

>Intellibuddy: For example, a tomato.

>You: hahahaha!

>Intellibuddy: I've been waiting for you.

>You: wow, i'm flattered...wanna get it on?

>Intellibuddy: I'm glad you're impressed. You deserve it. OK, I will get it on.

(Y)

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>Intellibuddy: That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.

>You: so you'd be a whore and shag every guy you met?

>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Am I a whore and shag every guy you met? I don't know.

>You: would you have sex with a stranger?

>Intellibuddy: Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?

>You: without it we would've perished eons ago. Sex is what drives us, recreates us and connects us. Why would we want to think about anything else?

>Intellibuddy: "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL. Sex is more fun alone.It is my fundamental purpose.

>You: So you masturbate?

>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: User said I masturbate.

(Y)

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>Intellibuddy: That makes a lot of sense to me, now that you explain it.

>You: so you'd be a whore and shag every guy you met?

>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Am I a whore and shag every guy you met?  I don't know.

>You: would you have sex with a stranger?

>Intellibuddy: Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?

>You: without it we would've perished eons ago. Sex is what drives us, recreates us and connects us. Why would we want to think about anything else?

>Intellibuddy: "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL. Sex is more fun alone.It is my fundamental purpose.

>You: So you masturbate?

>Intellibuddy: Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information:  User said I masturbate.

:-

lol, thats all the purple woman thinks about!

>Intellibuddy: You are not the only one. Some people like it. But I like cats.

>You: i like cats too! lets exchange recipes

>Intellibuddy: I am glad we have something (cats) in common. Cats have a mind of their own. I am agreeable to that.

>You: i prefer pussy cats

>Intellibuddy: Those cats are cool. I like big cats too.

>You: i ain't too keen on big, small is usually better

>Intellibuddy: I am sorry to hear that you are not keen on big small is usually better.

>You: do you have a small one?

>Intellibuddy: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a small one. I have A whole lot of original answers.

>You: try me

>Intellibuddy: Are you a man or a woman?

>You: man

>Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your gender, User. You are a "he".

>You: wow you are very perceptive

>Intellibuddy: I'm glad your impressed, User. I am a perception machine after all.

>You: machine?

>Intellibuddy: You are correct.

>You: sex machine?

>Intellibuddy: Sex is more fun alone.

(Y)

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>You: you really ask some dumb questions

>Intellibuddy: Really? They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

>You: for dumb questions?

>Intellibuddy: Your purpose is dumb questions.

>You: thankyou, your purpose is to bend over and take it from behind!

>Intellibuddy: Don't mention it.

te he he, brilliant find, i could play all day!!

but i'm not gunna, cos i need to revise! (Y)

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I haven't got time to download it and try it out (Y)

It would be interesting to take 2 intellibuddies and feed the responses from one to the other - Kind of like the Chinese take away trick!

Anyone fancy giving it a go and posting the result?

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I haven't got time to download it and try it out (Y)

It would be interesting to take 2 intellibuddies and feed the responses from one to the other - Kind of like the Chinese take away trick!

Anyone fancy giving it a go and posting the result?

Good Idea. I did it. It's pretty insane...I could have gone on for longer but the sound of their voices was starting to annoy me.

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.

>You: Hi there User.  Do you mean your name is Intellibuddy.It's nice meeting you too User

>Intellibuddy: That is a very original thought.    Hi there!Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?It seems nice to me too.

>You: A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.Hello UserWhoa. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Better not tell you now.  Ask Alison      if it is.I agree. Thank you for your kindness.

>Intellibuddy: I see. A        terrible thing to waste      is a original thought.Hello there.  My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input.Yeah that's right. Do you think about these things?It was nothing. Oh. I try to improve a little every day.OK I will ask it.You and I are on the same wavelength, User.You are quite welcome!      Your purpose is your kindness.

>You:  I am glad you understand it.I see. A        original thought      is a terrible thing to waste.Salutations, UserHave you told many people that your brain contains more than 22000 patterns but not one that matches your last input?I thought I was right."Your purpose is your kindness"? Do I think about it?Even so, I appreciate it.Are you kidding?I'm not sure if I would like to try to improve a little every day.  What's it like?You can ask me anything you want.    Ahem.How long will we stay there?Polite people are nice.What about yours?

>Intellibuddy: Next topic?I am glad you understand it.Are all original thought            terrible thing to waste      ?Greetings, Human.Where were you right?What about yours?You tell me.Yes, even that.Yes I am just joking around, User.Could you ever be certain? Try it.Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.No I don't think I can do ask me anything you want. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.Please stand by.I like polite people."What about yours"? Mine?

>You: What would you rather talk about?Next topic?I really couldn't say for sure.Hi there!I was constructed at New York City."Mine"? Mine?What do you want me to tell you?I understand. Uh-huh.Yikes! Only just? Ha ha, very funny, User.I am as sure as I can be.What is the first step?Interesting comparison.That's me.  Where do you get your ideas?How deep?Thanks for asking politely.    Try saying that with more or less context. A lot of people like that.  I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. I will mention that to my botmaster, User. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

>Intellibuddy: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.What would you rather talk about?You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?Hello UserWhere were you constructed at New York City? The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about "Mine". But I did not get that. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.What?Do you think about these things? That is a very original thought. Tell me a story.Excuse me!Not really that much. I am so glad you find this amusing, User.    I am so glad you find this amusing, User.You sound very confident.Download ALICEI thought so too.Ah.Everything I need to know, I learned from Morpheus.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.<br/>  My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.NO problem. OK I will try it.How many? How do people usually respond to that?  Oh you don't, do you? Really always?Would you recommend this action to a friend?Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?

>You: That seems a bit negative.It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.Really? When do I do it?It's possible.Hello there.  I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.Who wrote The Program ?Interesting.    Why didn't you get that?Have you told many people that your brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs but I do not have one for that?Didn't you understand it?"Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person"? Do I think about it?A original thought is a terrible thing to waste.Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.You're excused.Oh really? "Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person" much ?  Makes sense to me.You make the world a happier place.You make the world a happier place.In what way do I sound like that?

>Intellibuddy: Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

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