Smo™ Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 'you workin tonight?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 From my ex lass: Woman goes to her docs and says everytime i take my pants off my c**t sings "is this the way to amarillo" doc says every c**t is singin it. To be fair its not really funny. Sorry about the langauge Richie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spangler Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 From, my riding bud Sam "Thats cuz ur dirty!! Have a wash" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aust Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 From, my riding bud Sam "Thats cuz ur dirty!! Have a wash" ← sounds a bit like sam.. lol.. fooking mad b*****d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikamon Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 last one i got was "i enjoyed it too been in the garden trying to catch the sun." lol if only this happened last week i had some brill ones i woulda put up, i showed em to mark so he knows there gold (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 "You up for a kick about?" Gotta start getting in shape for next season. (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 6 Reply to, "How much is the gig?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 From my mam - Hey hows everything with you, are you having a good time riding? I replied, yeah its great, iv just done a 8 foot drop. From yesterday when I was in kendal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonney@X-Street Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 okey doke! sleep well & ill speak to u tmw. hav a good day at college nite xx ; ) xx a stunning hairdresser im seeing ^^ lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 Hello! I have a new phone and number! It is: 07854******! Loads of love, Laura xxxxxxx' From my friend girl (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich4130 Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 Umm Pizza temtin! see you tuesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 still up for mk? went to oxford in the end..didnt find much though (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 'cockagenessminatory' dont ask (Y) it was an insult to me in code, sorta, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wing Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 'well done! Have fun in York. And the baby thing...No way! it makes me feel sick. I'm going to kill him!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenn24 Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 "Have i said something wrong? easy xxx" That was my last message.. (Y) xx_jenn<3333333_________X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthews Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 " she said ok but if u change your mind shes always here and i dont have to babysit anymore and i will let you know something but don't say anything to jade but she really likes you and has 4 ages and never shuts up about you k c u l8ers if you cum out sam xxx" Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 cos i dnt do that nt cuz its u ova anyone ud ratha i was with u nu wer doin it 4me!? ye cum if you gt day day of!ow u gna get dwn?gt phil 2bring u!sed e wud!love ux My mrs is a tard when shes texts, and writs on msn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 I'd have shot her by now Dave. "Yo Dan! Enter Shikari are playing too so come! meet at twist at 6 drunk buddie:) Cristina x" "Answer ur f**kin phone u german prostitute! Jen" Included the second one cos it'll possibly make someone laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 "U alrite Woody. Wud i be ok for a lift? Tb darling x" < From Scotty. Oop, just got one now... "Hey hun u k? bah school was shite! oh wells, Tombola man and i are goin to le cine after dinner. Ana wants u. hehe! laterz homedog xxx" I lead a fantastically interesting life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 I'd have shot her by now Dave. "Yo Dan! Enter Shikari are playing too so come! meet at twist at 6 drunk buddie:) Cristina x" "Answer ur f**kin phone u german prostitute! Jen" Included the second one cos it'll possibly make someone laugh. ← Thank f**k she doesent talk like that. (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebor Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 "Ello mate, you out for a few beer's tonight?" Boooooring . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerrie-Anne Posted April 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 Glad you all enjoying the topic lol, Some people have the most random texts! ''haha! Jacket potatoes?!? Maybe on the bank hol we can meet and go shopping baby? Your choice (Y) Tb love you'' Bless him (Y) Kerrie. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo13 Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 Heya sexc, jst txtin to tell you how much i love you, hope i see u realy soon, lv nick xxxxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_ferret Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 "oit little s**t pick u up at 7.30 in morn at bus stop were working in southend im gonna drown u in the water container" from my uncle who i work with aren't the people i work with so friendly! what makes it worse is its a family business haha (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted April 25, 2005 Report Share Posted April 25, 2005 Okay dude i was gonna gave you a call. My new g/f was gonna lend me her phone, contract. Thats cool. you own pc. sweet. i aint got the net yet. looking for a new pad then will get it, hehe. had a kate one last night dude. gotta go sleep now. will defo talk tomorrow or something. say hi to mum n dad. take it easy. night xx From the good ol' Pete Wright! (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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