Who Are You Going To Vote For?

[Jimbo Limbo (Trials Chimp)]

You really believe that?  Do you not see that it's all to do with getting elected?  It's the easiest thing in the world to say that, after an event has occurred and caused an uproar - 'We wouldn't have gone to war'.

It's bullshit.  Everything they say revolves around the hope that they'll get elected.

Read what Bondy says...

Word.

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The LibDems have alway's been opposed to the war, its the conservatives that changed their veiw on it to try and gain votes from all the anti-war voters.

[munkee]

What do you mean by that?

I'm an all or nothing type of person. If i was going to vote, i would watch the news or something for 2 hours every day and get into it, but at the moment, i don't know who to vote for as i have no knowledge of either parties, therefor my vote wouldn't be far from the toss of a coin. which isn't much use to anyone.

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lol sounded completely different to how i wanted it put. At first i wasnt going to VOTE like you etc etc

[zoojames]

Hey guys I'm 16, 17 in June, and yet I still got a poll card through the door...Should I go ahead and vote even though I'm not 18? I mean your not supposed to are you? Just like the thought of having a corrupt vote (Y)

James (Y)

[Trials Punk]

I'm definatly voting LABOUR.

After the conservtives had finished their reign, they had sold off the railways leaving them in the state they are in now, closed down almost every single coal mine making unemployment sky rocket as well as doing our economy in as the coal from wales WAS THE BEST IN THE WORLD fact. They also run the country into massive debts.

Now labour (blair) has come along and had to tackle the mess they left as soon as he stepped through those doors. Inflation and morgage rates have been the lowest for years. Labour are even trying to slowly buy the railways back to get some stabililty there. They've tackled alot recently, imagine what they can tackle in the next 4-5 years. They will have a much easier job.

MRSA, has been around for bloody ages. Want to know something, you most probably have mrsa creeping over your body as your reading this. It only attacks you when you are weak and vunerable. Its a hard to contain disease and I admit the hospitals need alot of improving. Really they need to bring back the matrons again, ohhh matron you say. And also nurses shouldn't be allowed to take nursing clothes home with them. They sould be washed in the hospitals.

Imagration is another topic which I'm sure your aware of.

If labour get into power again, do you think they are going to ignore these problems. NO!

Unemployment is low.

THE OTHER MAJOR PARTIES

Conservtive.

Michael howard, slimy git. I don't trust him one bit. He blabers on about immagants too much. If he came into power I doubt we'd have any british industry left. He'd probabbly close them.

Lib dems.

Bandwagon. Just imagine the people out of monty python doing the ministry of silly walks thing around number 10. Thats what it would be like. Charles kennedy is a headless chicked. Does he really know where he's going? Nope he has no head.

Vote labour.

[Tom_C]

It's nice to read an Adult conversation here for once (although I'm hardly ever on here). I'm not going to bore you with my opinions on Labour and the Lib Dems as they've pretty much been said. One funny thing though-

the Monster Raving Loony Party, there proposals are:

To rename 10 Downing Street to 10/6 Downing Street,

To invite Europe to join the Pound as a single currency,

To issue a 99p coin to save on change,

Tax credits to be paid to nice people, there will be a total barstad tax for everyone else,

We feel that a £57,000 a year salary is quite ample for the average person to survive on and that the £118,000 expenses that MP’s also manage to wangle is far too much. The expenses money will in future be distributed to the poor and needy so that they can waste it instead,

Any Home Secretary claiming to have more children than necessary will be made to run the House Of Commons Crèche,

Any cabinet minister found telling lies will be shot across the English Channel in a high velocity circus cannon to save time and first class travel expenses. Top British engineers will be employed to plot the correct trajectory. A European funded net will be set up strategically in front of the European parliament so that when the errant MP hits it, he or she will bounce through the second floor window where they will be handed champagne and canapé at a reception hosted by Leon Brittan and Peter Mandelson,

In the interests of fair education policy, under a loony government all children will automatically be given full marks in their exams.

Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.

SAT’s tests will be abolished and replaced by Gordon Ramsey style cookery lessons and Rolf Harris art classes.

All children will be given two birthdays like the Queen.

Any child who is cleverer than their teacher will be allowed to take over the class and the teacher will stand at the back with a dunce’s hat on. He or she will then be on half pay until he or she has learnt enough to regain the upper ground. This is our policy for child empowerment.

The number 13 will be abolished due to its longstanding unpopularity. The bus to Acton North will now not have a number on it but not much else will be affected. Therefore if you see a bus with no number on it, it will be going to Acton North. Please remember this for future reference.

Policies for students:

Eton and Oxford will be relocated to Blackpool and Bognor Regis leaving the other Universities with a chance of a bigger intake.

All students will be awarded The Louis Pasteur degree for the scientific research into the growth of mould.

We intend to make free university tuition available to all students named Grant.

Any student who says the word “Like” when not grammatically called for, as in, “Hey, I’m .. Like, going down the… like, pub”, or, “I was, like, don’t do that” will be made to go and stay with George Bush for a week in order to discourage them from other stupid ‘Americanisms’.

Pram lanes will be created in all shopping centres.

4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.

All trains will be fitted with an automatic braking system that will function as soon as it sees red; this will include people who have been completely enraged by having to stand waiting on a platform for 3 hours.

Rather than to attempt re-opening disused railway lines we will put sound systems every 500 yards along the disused tracks which will play sound effects of old steam trains to keep railway loonies happy. When they choose to walk along the old railways nostalgically, men will be employed to throw buckets of soot over them every so often.

Drivers will be allowed to drive over roundabouts when there’s nothing about. This will make driving through Milton Keynes much more fun.

All speed cameras will be abolished and replaced by a new device fitted to your cars which will automatically slow down to the speed limit when driven though an infra-red beam. This will also apply to police cars; their device will be set to 5 mph though built up areas.

Traffic wardens will be re-named Dick Turpin because, let’s face it, it’s daylight robbery.

Any kerbs that are caught crawling will be arrested and the council will be fined £100.000 pounds.

All police will be made to say HELLO, HELLO, HELLO when making an arrest, this will treble the police force.

All fast food will be clearly labelled “May contain traces of real food”.

To solve the increasing obesity problem and global warming, all TVs and home computers must be run only by exercycle generators. A phase-in period of this major remedy will be allowed - maybe 5 to 5m minutes.

Any politician wanting to start a war will be shipped off to the country in question with a bag of conkers. They can then conker the country themselves.

To keep up with the present government we promise to introduce many policies that have not been thought through properly, purely for cheap votes.

These include:

Making everyone a lottery winner

Providing beer for school children

Giving everyone a quid who votes for us

If only it was that simple, lol, (Y)

Tom

[Tartridge]

To issue a 99p coin to save on change,

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Thats a f**kin amazing idea! hahaha

Edit: In fact, most of those are f**kin amazing!

[zoojames]

They're getting my incorrect vote fo' sure! (Y) They acctually sound like the best party out there! They seem the most honest anyway!

James (Y)

[Jimbo Limbo (Trials Chimp)]

In the interests of fair education policy, under a loony government all children will automatically be given full marks in their exams.

To invite Europe to join the Pound as a single currency,

Hahaaha, I liked those ones, its got to be a monster raving loony vote for me (Y)