Pork Pie Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam :"> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultiv8ed_mike Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Why are pirates called pirates? Cos they just ARRRR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegrass Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Why are pirates called pirates? Cos they just ARRRR! ← took me a minute to understand that... :"> Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Cos it was stuck to the chickens foot! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kells Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Whats worse than standing at a bus stop in the rain? Rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Whats worse than standing at a bus stop in the rain? Rape. ← Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b'mouth trials Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 what do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear ! :D :D :- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jang Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 This ones really old.. but still cracks me up.. Your mumma's so stupid she farted in the bath tub and drowned trying to smell it. Adios :- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picki Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 ON THE RAPAGE SIDE OF THINGS..... opps....caps did you hear i got 'graped' the other night? you all now say.... 'dont mean raped?' no.....there was a BUNCH of them.... sorry :"> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomR Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 How do you cure homosexuality? Lip salve... put it on your arse and it keeps the chaps away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon racoon Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 wats the worst thing about having sex with a baby? when the pelvis cracks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the666ers Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 What's better than winning the paralympics? Being able to walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonney@X-Street Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 what do you call a chav on a trials bike.... Theif :)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 How do you cure homosexuality? Lip salve... put it on your arse and it keeps the chaps away. ← What's better than winning the paralympics? Being able to walk. ← This is worst jokes not best :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_oll Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Q. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. Finding half a worm. Q. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple. A Gang rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 wats the best thing about having sex with a baby? when the pelvis cracks ← Thats more like it >_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endofreak Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 A woman walks into her doctor's office, scared of the strange development recently to the inside of her legs... a green spot on the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this, and that she needn't worry until tests come back. He sends her home. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's going on with these spots. "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering: is your boyfriend a chav?" the doctor asks. "Yes - how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 What's blue and f**ks old ladies? Me and my lucky blue boiler suit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 whats the hardest part to eat of a cabbage? The wheel chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 (edited) I didnt read all the jokes as it was taking soooo long! But I have one... What do george micheal and a pair of wellies have in common?? They both get sucked off in a bog :blink:" :) Edited May 3, 2005 by terror-error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eMAyaRKay Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 So this dyslexic walks into a bra.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 So this dyslexic walks into a bra.... ← I was about to put that before i even read your post! :) It's great though :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spunkey_monkey_boy Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 3 vampires walk into a pub the first one goes to the bar and orders a pint of blood, the barman gives him a pint of blood and off he goes the second one goes to the bar asks for a pint of blood and then returns to his seat the third one goes to the bar and asks for a cup and a pot of boiling water 'don't you want a pint of blood like your mates' says the barman the vampire pulls a used tampon out of his pocket and says 'haven't you ever heard of tea bags???' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 just out of curiosity.. when does this competition end? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onza-Ash Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 just out of curiosity.. when does this competition end? :blink: ← ages ago i think....but anyway theres this guy...and he has trouble installing windows on his pc....so he calls a double glazing company to do it for him. Ash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_ferret Posted May 3, 2005 Report Share Posted May 3, 2005 how do you know if an elephants been in your fridge?? there will be footprints in the butter :blink: so crap and old my younger brother just said it :) oggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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