cookie456_the2nd Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Got sent this on msn, not sure if anyone else has read it, its quite good i think lol... Enjoy... Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight tothe bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with All Sorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavic Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Hahahaha (Y)" that was polo mint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Hahahaha (Y)" that was polo mint. ← lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 pretty good (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dave Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 BAHAHAHA!!! (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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