rhythm_101 Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 "......but unfortunately, unbeknownst to the chief executive, the idea had already been patented, therfore he wasn't able to produce the bat, this lead to him sinking into deep depression......." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 (edited) This all time low for the cheif executive led him to suicide, he eventually tried to end his life by the means of... Edited March 20, 2005 by TheCircus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythm_101 Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 "......viagra!!!......well if he was going to comit suicide, he might has well do it with some style!............" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 he took the viagra, and then a super hot lass walked in and he showed her a good time.......................... .........she enjoyed watching tv and having a beer (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 ............."He was so depressed that he stabbed her then himself, leaving the poor viagra on its own, mr willy decided to"............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 spin around like a crazed snake, looking for the fresh taste of a pussy-cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 ......"Then all of a sudden"...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 The pussy cat he had just found bit him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomN Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 so he got out his ak47 and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 .............."Shot the legs of the little f**ker and then"................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 the cat moaned really loud, and then died and then a kung fu-ing kangaroo came attacking and then.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 ...the man bit it's face off, leading to his auto-dvd selector to select 'day of the dead' which is a movie about flesh-eating zombies, which the man found to be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 rather amusing and also rather scary, so got out a box of tissues and started to have a w**k over those delicious zombies, however.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 He was wanking so furiously that his cock fell off in his hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 and he cried looking at his willy in his hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Which was nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythm_101 Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 "...around the same time as all of this was happening, far far away, in a place not very known, a poor young boy was starving...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 and was dribbling over a bacon and cheese sarnie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 ...with tomato sauce in it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johneh Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 when suddenly, a giant mole covered girl called the man a.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Morris Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 taxi so that he could get to the hospital in time for his.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wally Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 ....."collonic irrigation at 11.30, which consisted of.........." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythm_101 Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 "......a tube, bucket of luke warm water, lubrication and a leather strap to bite on :(....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wally Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 "After his ordeal at the hospital, he........." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythm_101 Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 (edited) "......went to "find himself" in the hymalayas(sp?)...." Edited March 21, 2005 by rhythm_101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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