Stephen Morris Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 rhyming dictionary, she opened it up and found the words... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 (edited) skater and boy, which she misinterpreted for sk8er boi, so she decided to write a song about it, which when released people realised she was... edit: d'oh, skater and boy don't rhyme (Y) Edited March 19, 2005 by Urpedigreechumdog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 (edited) A failure as the song failed misurably in the charts, leaving avril with a soggy theasurus and a wet... Edited March 19, 2005 by boovey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 "...left nipple which somehow gave her a chronic case of....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 wet nippleitus which in severe cases can lead to . . . . . (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 poking peoples eyes out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 with mustard covered easter eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Morris Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 and a pointy stick, sharper than the wit and repartee of every trials forum member put together. Avril believed it was now time to put her nippleitus behind her and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swize Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Find a lovley little turtle that she could... (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 (edited) speak to. But she did't find the said turtle, and vowed never to speak or think or see any turtles ever again. After realising this, she then went on a mission, this mission entailed... Edited March 20, 2005 by TheCircus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 rescueing the princess from balthozar's castle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dave Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 but then she found out the princess was a fat ugly old man, so thought fu*k that, so thought ill wright another song that goes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 .........."If your gay and you know it clap your hands clap clap, if your gay and you know it clap you hands clap clap, if your gay and you know it and you realy want to show it....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 .... slap ypur mum in the face with a monkey wrench.' The song was released and mass panic began as the mums of the nation we being slapped in the face with monkey wrenches. This led to.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 ........."The song being banned as it had a bad influence on little timmy as timmy killed his".......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 nans uncles mums best friends great grandson - jeremy fido Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsking 55 Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 who was very talented at origami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 and liked to play the fiddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 ..........."Little timmy got shot for kiddie slaughter then"......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythm_101 Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 "........an official inquiry into the poor lads death was launched, but due to the incompetance of the inquirey board(SP?).................." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 .................."They then dropped all enquiry because the local newspaper wasn't interested any more, because they have found a dog that can play table tennis he is called".............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythm_101 Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 "........pedro the amazing table tennis playing chiwowa...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 ........."but how does he hold the bat"............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythm_101 Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 (edited) ".......thats when the cheif executive of "bats for pets" stepped in, introducing the brand new......" EDIT: spelling :"> Edited March 20, 2005 by rhythm_101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesubway Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 .........."furry fluffy velcro bat just for dogs."................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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