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A young guy decideds to get a tattoo, this tatto reads.......

"What is that on your head, woman?"

while on the other bum cheek it say's

to wich she replied , " pour it down your trousers , and tell the assistant it time to visit peru"

..."So he immediately set off on his bike , but unbeknownst to him , he forgot his..."

'...drive side pedal. He smacked himself on the forehead, and began to cry...'

".After cleaning up the mess from his gammy forehead....."

"....He proceeded to roll around on the floor like a rabbit with Down's Syndrome..

A curious turtle ambled over to witness the cafuffle, a turtle who

. with all his might, summoned the forces of the unknown, causing the rabbit to . . . "

....spontainiously combust....while busting into flames he....."

Thought to himself, 'turtle's are pyromaniac's!'

". This turtle's name was Jimbob, and he lived in a small granite shack along with his...."

... enormous collection of Micheal Jackson memorabilia. He spent most of his time..."

.Remininscing about the wonderful times he used to spend in Neverland.. He wished he could go back there and tell MJ the horrible truth about his...."

His american turtle parents,they wanted to sue MJ's ass and milk him for all he was worth,so off the turtle went...

to find more turtle pussy..................

which he had to go all the way to new zealand to find!

That he had got it caught in the zipper after getting turtle pussy.

"...Having recovered from the whole turtle incident and after extensive psychotherapy , he decided it was time to ...

masterbate...

furiously, to the CD soundtrack of the film:...

...The Matrix:Revolutions....

.which was nice...

" several hours after the turtles mastabatory adventure, he decided to...."

go to the chip shop to see the bitches with massive........

Legs. The turtle then, in a moment of profound insight, remarked..

...'LOOK AT THOSE FATTY BOOM BOOMS!!!'...to which the large ladies replied '.....

ur turtle nob is caught in ur zip , and then the turtle....

...."Walks off and gets all upset, to some effect that he".....

falls down a hole

and finds a book about a story compiled one line at a time by retards who........

All hailed one man as some type of mythological god, this god knew no bounds, one day he might give a sum of money to charity, others, he would flip out and cut off peopples heads, some might call him a ninja, others call him...

..."The one eyed turtle god, As it happens this turtle god didn't like our little turtle so he"......

comprised a relatively long list of reasons why he didn't like the turtle, and proceded to spread them in the only place that the turtle would never see, that place was...

the wonderful place known only as bolton

....." Under his shell, this way he would have to kill the turtle god to see them, The turtle started feeling lonely so he"...........

"...went to the pub..."

and it was st turtles day

" 2 hours later the turtle was drunk, he decided to go and get"......

I'll start this one off.

A young guy decideds to get a tattoo, this tatto reads.......

(This has already started off poorly, someone can improve it surly)

Josephine

Mar 17 2005, 10:43 PM

"What is that on your head, woman?"

mr kenny

Mar 17 2005, 10:45 PM

while on the other bum cheek it say's

daahnhillaaaa

Mar 17 2005, 10:46 PM

to wich she replied , " pour it down your trousers , and tell the assistant it time to visit peru"

Endohopper

Mar 18 2005, 07:18 AM

..."So he immediately set off on his bike , but unbeknownst to him , he forgot his..."

Smo

Mar 18 2005, 09:13 AM

'...drive side pedal. He smacked himself on the forehead, and began to cry...'

JoeMaher

Mar 18 2005, 09:31 AM

".After cleaning up the mess from his gammy forehead....."

Spikenipple

Mar 18 2005, 09:32 AM

"....He proceeded to roll around on the floor like a rabbit with Down's Syndrome..."

^^^ Joe you gay, you posted just before me closedeyes.gif

andyroo

Mar 18 2005, 09:39 AM

A curious turtle ambled over to witness the cafuffle, a turtle who

Raub

Mar 18 2005, 10:03 AM

" . . . with all his might, summoned the forces of the unknown, causing the rabbit to . . . "

rhythm_101

Mar 18 2005, 02:33 PM

"....spontainiously combust....while busting into flames he....."

TheMunn

Mar 18 2005, 02:37 PM

Thought to himself, 'turtle's are pyromaniac's!'

Spikenipple

Mar 18 2005, 03:02 PM

". This turtle's name was Jimbob, and he lived in a small granite shack along with his...."

JKH

Mar 18 2005, 03:30 PM

"... enormous collection of Micheal Jackson memorabilia. He spent most of his time..."

will

Mar 18 2005, 05:53 PM

"...Remininscing about the wonderful times he used to spend in Neverland.. He wished he could go back there and tell MJ the horrible truth about his...."

butcha87

Mar 18 2005, 05:58 PM

His american turtle parents,they wanted to sue MJ's ass and milk him for all he was worth,so off the turtle went...

porthcawlstreetrider

Mar 18 2005, 06:00 PM

to find more turtle pussy..................

Dann

Mar 18 2005, 06:04 PM

which he had to go all the way to new zealand to find!

Chris@Onza rider

Mar 18 2005, 10:03 PM

That he had got it caught in the zipper after getting turtle pussy.

Endohopper

Mar 19 2005, 04:16 AM

"...Having recovered from the whole turtle incident and after extensive psychotherapy , he decided it was time to ...

JoeMaher

Mar 19 2005, 08:51 AM

masterbate...

TheCircus

Mar 19 2005, 11:50 AM

furiously, to the CD soundtrack of the film:...

Spikenipple

Mar 19 2005, 12:46 PM

...The Matrix:Revolutions....

rhythm_101

Mar 19 2005, 03:57 PM

"...which was nice..."

Urpedigreechumdog

Mar 19 2005, 04:16 PM

" several hours after the turtles mastabatory adventure, he decided to...."

sir trial a lot

Mar 19 2005, 06:54 PM

go to the chip shop to see the bitches with massive........

TheCircus

Mar 19 2005, 06:56 PM

Legs. The turtle then, in a moment of profound insight, remarked..

Spikenipple

Mar 19 2005, 07:05 PM

...'LOOK AT THOSE FATTY BOOM BOOMS!!!'...to which the large ladies replied '.....

samthebiker

Mar 19 2005, 07:27 PM

ur turtle nob is caught in ur zip , and then the turtle....

thesubway

Mar 19 2005, 07:30 PM

...."Walks off and gets all upset, to some effect that he".....

trialsking 55

Mar 19 2005, 08:39 PM

falls down a hole

daahnhillaaaa

Mar 19 2005, 08:41 PM

and finds a book about a story compiled one line at a time by retards who........

TheCircus

Mar 19 2005, 08:47 PM

All hailed one man as some type of mythological god, this god knew no bounds, one day he might give a sum of money to charity, others, he would flip out and cut off peopples heads, some might call him a ninja, others call him...

I love extending sentaces with commas, I could write a whole essay!

However I will refrain!...until later

thesubway

Mar 19 2005, 08:48 PM

..."The one eyed turtle god, As it happens this turtle god didn't like our little turtle so he"......

TheCircus

Mar 19 2005, 08:55 PM

Comprised a relatively long list of reasons why he didn't like the turtle, and proceded to spread them in the only place that the turtle would never see, that place was...

daahnhillaaaa

Mar 19 2005, 08:56 PM

the wonderful place known only as bolton

thesubway

Mar 19 2005, 08:59 PM

....." Under his shell, this way he would have to kill the turtle god to see them, The turtle started feeling lonely so he"...........

Dan beat me to it

cookie456_the2nd

Mar 19 2005, 09:02 PM

"...went to the pub..."

speaking of storys... the sweet story

and it was st turtles day

" 2 hours later the turtle was drunk, he decided to go and get"......

mrs turtle to take some erotic pictures and send them to ..

..."The one eyed turtle god just to make him feel".....

loved, like every turtle should be....

"But no the little turtle wanted him to feel quite"....

Like the evil b*****d he had become, once the god saw this he became full of

" anger and rage, so the one eyed turtle god thought of a plan against the turtle he was going to"..........

rape every turtle known to man and ....

and shout really loadly so everyone one could hear 'no those seagulls arent having sex, their not even seagulls you weirdo so that everyone.......

Clubbed together to buy a giant sized version of a yorkie bar, with which they would:

choke the turtle god with the yorkie wrapper....

"......but unfortunately, unbeknownst to the chief executive, the idea had already been patented, therfore he wasn't able to produce the bat, this lead to him sinking into deep depression......."

This all time low for the cheif executive led him to suicide, he eventually tried to end his life by the means of...

"......viagra!!!......well if he was going to comit suicide, he might has well do it with some style!............"

he took the viagra, and then a super hot lass walked in and he showed her a good time..........................

.........she enjoyed watching tv and having a beer thumbsupanim.gif

............."He was so depressed that he stabbed her then himself, leaving the poor viagra on its own, mr willy decided to"............

spin around like a crazed snake, looking for the fresh taste of a pussy-cat

......"Then all of a sudden"......

The pussy cat he had just found bit him

so he got out his ak47 and

.............."Shot the legs of the little f**ker and then"................

the cat moaned really loud, and then died and then a kung fu-ing kangaroo came attacking and then....

...the man bit it's face off, leading to his auto-dvd selector to select 'day of the dead' which is a movie about flesh-eating zombies, which the man found to be...

rather amusing and also rather scary, so got out a box of tissues and started to have a w**k over those delicious zombies, however....

He was wanking so furiously that his cock fell off in his hand...

and he cried looking at his willy in his hand

Which was nice.

"...around the same time as all of this was happening, far far away, in a place not very known, a poor young boy was starving...."

and was dribbling over a bacon and cheese sarnie

...with tomato sauce in it...

when suddenly, a giant mole covered girl called the man a....

taxi so that he could get to the hospital in time for his....

AM

....."collonic irrigation at 11.30, which consisted of.........."

"......a tube, bucket of luke warm water, lubrication and a leather strap to bite on smile.gif....."

"After his ordeal at the hospital, he........."

"......went to "find himself" in the hymalayas(sp?)...."

"on his search, he came accross the starving, dribling boy......."

"......and his mentor, the legendary geneticly modified cockral (sp?) that goes by the name of...."

" Lez, they had a long talk about......."

"....agricultural tecniques, and...."

the correct method for boiling an egg

"The conversation on boiling an egg, lead them to differences, and they began to fight.........."

..a vicious fight that involved wet fish and...

"......a laundry basket...."

"To their suprise inside the laundy basket sat........."

tina turner ? blink.gif

who did a "special" dance for

a large gathering of sea weed fanatics who all...

watched in amazement and then threw fish at her as they thought she was a seal and then....

realized she wasn't a seal so ignored her and went to learn how to...

fight some more

and more and more and then the song 'kung fu fighting' started to play and then.....

"...mr burns's's's's evil flying monkeys swooped in and plucked the poor lonely, starving youn boy and his geneticly modified cockrel mentor from the hymalayas and took them back to their evil lair in...."

Luton. The evil lair consisted of a number of traps cunningly devised to...trap people, this however proved to be not enough to trap our plucky hero as he

"....used his consealed huper fusion powered pocket knife to slice the poorley grafted pigeon wings, that were attached to the monkeys backs....."

....off of their puny frames whilst they screamed flaming tongue...

...twisters, which only resulted on them choking on their own legs...

which were made of metal...

"... Thus facilitating his escape . Yet a greater peril awaited him , as he soon discovered when he attempted to ..."

...clean his arsehole with an old toothbrush...

Then the toothbrush gets stuck up his rectum.....

...which upsets him, it was his favourite toothbrush,...

So he wrenched the toothbrush out and disinfected it with Dettol... and decided that he would go and...

Find a house made of ginger bread, which ansewed to the name of..

The little murder house, Inside there was lots of ginger haired people with carrots

And bags and bags of..

Waterchestnut coloured G-Strings, which were the perfect size to...

measure shifty.gif , but then all of a sudden, the house ...

..turned to the other house and said, "'Ere...! Look! A talking house..."..

'...and the house turned back, screamed 'holy shit this house is talking to me' and ripped off it's own limbs.'

which is odd because houses dont have limbs

however farms oftern have lambs and farms are a type of house and lambs could be a typo of limbs

'. After the house finished debating whether its own limbs existed or not, it bit off it's own tongue...'

and then realised it was a house and it didn't actually have a tongue, instead it had destroyed its garage door!

And found his best mates xxx mags and then he went in to the toilet with

them but the house managed to flood it self leaving

a box of tissues

and some cheese and then a badger walked onto the charred remains wearing a helmet

of course and ghave the survivors tb and then......

picked up the box of tissues

Which he placed on his head pretending to be comando, running rouind with a stick pretending to shoot people, but then a giant

box of tissues

landed ontop of the badger, putting the local firemen in a pickle as what to do with tuna turner in a washing basket and a badger uder a box of tisues, so they all went to the bathroom with a 30 foot 2 ply tissue and...

"....stamped on the f**ker..... smile.gif ...."

which wasn't very pleasant

".....but entertaining smile.gif ...."

"...although not entertaining enough to keep Sam from being bored..."

Night guys smile.gif

even more entertaining when the badger single handedly managed to tip the giant box ontop of tina turner and actually killing her!. this gave everyoone a walm feeling in ther tummy, giving all the oportunity to...

go to bed and dream happily ever after , but

but then as if from nowhere barney the purple dinosaur appeared

.....mmnngghhh....

said barney to the

raccooooooooooooon

'im purple and have veins in my head! what am i? IM A FRIKIN DINOSAUR!' said barney to the racoon, leaving the naked....

manakin (sp) to drink it's martini

....'wibble floobaly doobaly shnoobaly zimmer drimmer plimmer shnoogal doogal bloogle floogle.'

and then he proceeded to get naked, turn around, pulled his ass cheeks apart and squeezed one out, then rolled around in the shit and piss combo until he was completely covered in it all, then ran to...

M

"Hastings to wash himself in the sea before congratulating...."

M

the giraffe on its wonderfull victory over the swedish, but mean while batman and robin were....

..."having a cup of tea with spongebob square pants"...

when suddenly their poka dot phone rang, Batman went to pick it up

And fell into a pool of man eating sharks with no teeth, batman tried to escape but..

....died sad.gif

In his will, Batman bequethed (sp?) the Batmobile to Robin so that Robin could.....

Go pimpin on the streets of "bell end" to pick up some fellow hoes for a good time

A nurses costume, he looked rather sexy in it and proceeded to strut aroung the wards and try to get laid, this lead to the radioactive bellend infection to become widespread....

And all the new borns on the maternity ward were born with . . .

Evil School bus where he hurled abuse at the young . . .

was skinny enough to jump out of the grill on the back window, he then tried to fly but was suddenly brought to a holt by

the fact that he was stoned, not super human, he fell to a....

Intensely obese womans knees begging her for permission to anally pentrate . . .

His pet cat, he hated that cat so much and seeing as he couldn't take his anger out on Barney, the cat should be punished, the woman....

Couldnt dance to save her life so she took up jujitsu where she realy did kick some . . . .

random pieces of wood, which hurt her toe, she decided marshall arts were not her thing due to...

obesity so decide to top herself by jumping off . . .

the nearest ice cream factory, the ambulance team, who peeled her 18 stone of fat off the floor, were lovers and...

Hobos in for a free meal who liked to attack . . . . . .

small children, hobos legend has it that is you attack a small child then you will gain eternal...

Free sprite off the man himself . . .

Craig Lee Scott, the hobo's got confused with the word's attacked and abused, the found themselves in a court case along with....

...the Muffin Man's murderous wife...

...who suddenly coughed up a giant....

with large eyes....

and a HUMOUNGOUS..

Which he liked to insert in his mistress's....

...belly button...

unfortunately she was an outtie.....

so he always had to shove it into her ear, where he always got....

Venrial (sp?) disease which led to a visit to the

orthodontist(sp?)....

because of penis envy

smegma

which was nice

because it was

homophobic

and sweaty

and smelt rather badly of

cheese biggrin.gif ...

..then was eaten horificly by a giant sized gm mouse, the gm mouse then left and went over too some ginger persons house called james porter a great battle enraged...

You guys would make No.1 Spot on the Story Writing Team smile.gif Lol Nice story, found it funny blink.gif took a while to read though huh.gif

and james didn't even get the time to finish his ginger nut biscuits

but he did get time to

ride an elephant to china

Where he then decided to...

Have a go at Modrider for posting in the story without continuing the story this led to a mass riot in.....

........jon grangers house, this happens on a daily basis, just like .........

Anal fisting but they had to be carefull not to go past the wrist as this can lead to their colon being reversed making them shit into themselves which scared them as.....

it had happened before, but

By removing the penis and rotating the colon back again it allowed him to shit normally. This cure however had its problems auch as the fact that his penis was no missing and.....

He had shat all over the wall. This was reeealllly crappily bad cos....

he smelled as bad as the shat and....

His mother was attached to the wall using some pins and his pet cats she had previously been.......

died.

a horible and gruesome death from stopping the story game thus.......

made the film star....

a purple hippopotamas called...

howthehelldidyougetfromanalfistingtoapurplehippopotamus......

he anal fisted the purple hippopotamus thumbsupanim.gif

....and in doing so discovered the purple hippopotimous could talk as he said "holy F**k, what are you doing", the crowd watching at the zoo were so amazed at the talking hippo they........

called the care police, who then.....

duly came along and climbed inside this hippos arse... which causeed the hippo too

Shit everywhere and the police officer.....

invite all the other pigs to come live in this big purple hippos arse, which led to the mysterious world of...

comeliveinthishipposarse-ville!

where they all analy fisted...

Ted.

All night.

until he could take it no more

and he bled and he bled, but unusually a baby fell out of his tight wet, red and smelly.....

bagpipes, he looked bemused at the baby then ate it

Then shat out the baby's skeleton, and alongside the baby came a.....

with some ham, spam, and cheese...

his skeleton then dissolved leaving a lump of skin and grissle on the floor. as a result of having no bones his bowels were squashed by the weight of his body and he exploded shit everywhere.

suddenly...

He woke up and it was all a dream.

The end.

He woke up and it was all a dream.

The end.

but then he realised....it was only the beginning because.... wink3.gif

he actually did wake up

he actually did wake up

*

then his lamp fell on him sending him into a deep coma shifty.gif so now he cant wake up, whilst in the coma....

Edit: He dreamt of waking up in an oversized fish bowl full of vomit and...

........jumped into a black hole known as blairs left nasle passage, which lead him to...........

Clacton-on -Sea

where he.....

Took on a huge mountain climb which lead him to........

Richie.

A small sadwhich store called jons, which sold.......

Brains and........

Thats up to page 7, and it wont let me on to the next page. :S

BORED!

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